word nigr0e! haha

Yepp Wu-News is Audi like cars... Get it?

There you go... None of you other lazy buggers did anything
so I've named this section "da SHIT" (In case j00 cant read██▌▓░░██████▀▀▀▀▒▓l3333333370 ansis like mine).
Hmmm... I wonder if this brint green pisses anyone off?    ▀▀   ▀▀▒█▓■ ▀░▒                                                                       ▒    ░  Yepp, so it's called da SHIT mainly coz that's what we are...
well, also coz I talk shit as well, but that's besides the
point.
Let's start off with the usual suspects:

dark element - This dude joined shortly after the last pack, coz he realised    that we were more pimped out than the group that he was about to
join.. Besides that he does some pretty good picci's...

brane- A new guy to the scene, but hopefully he'll be kicking ass for
many years to come... he does some oldschool, some newschool, andsome ansi, naturally we ph34r him too

incarnate    - Say hello to this dude (H E L L O)
Coz to get in d38 he had to kick his grandma outa his house so
we could all move into his lounge.
d38 gives you nuff respect

Let's not forget those people who got killed in drive-by shootings:

sunder- Poor guy got smoked while leaving his moms house!(x3)
Let's all bow our heads in silence for him.. Okays, now lets
get back to me, because I yam the most awesomest person here
(I'm serious too |( see? mad frown)

Here's something to think about for the month,..
Why are is d38 your borrowed tennis ball?
We'll answer that next month :)

Phear my Deadly M?lkShake For it SHALLÿengulf you whole

.▓│▒░▐ ▐██oOze speaks... might as well skip it

my tOrk for this pack(age)

1) phe4r lead pipes.
2) d38 rocks the party that rocks the body
(donut you just hate that song :-))
MC!└--ú Blind Sniper bought MC Lytes album teehee
_■▀__▄▄▄▄▌3) dont eat goldfish

d38 for the month...

What happened to all of our exulted members?
Myth didn't get his usual quota of ansi
in this month due to the fact he got
arrested for smoking some Philly Blunts

oOze got lost searching for Spock in
Rotorua or some wop wops place, and
misplaced his doodle-pencil (tm)!@  █▌██▌░▐█░  ██  ░▄▄ ▄██▌▄▄▄▄▄▐  toke.
Please send all contributions to     █▌▀▀▌█▐█░ ▌   ███▌███▀▀░████ ▌ ▐toke

Please ask for Martha...

bODDAH got pimp-napped for his ascii
styles when some grubby old man tried
to intice him into his group with a
lollypop and some turky jerky.
Luckily, he's been taking steroids and
he says he's man enough for two

Madcap got stopped at Mexican borders
whilst trying to smuggle contraband
in his underwear. After a struggle and░░░██████▌ ▀▀  ▀ █░▌░▀▀            ▒   two boxes of latex gloves later, he      ▓░▓░▒████████▄▄          ▀▀▀ bs!
managed to get us some hard out art
4 Some reason he says that he ph345rs
alt.horror.cthulhuMyth tokes up while standing on        Ronald McDonalds red ass wig.
Everyone else whir boring bastards and
sat at home doin us mad art

On another tip...

I just wanna dispense some myths about us,...

Firstly; you donut have to be a humaphrodite to join us, that was just a rumour
started by some boys at Timewalk (A local group of Argentinians we've been
competing with).

Secondly; despite popular belief, d38!shit is not a division of ACiD(tm).

Thirdly; d38 DOES NOT,(I repeat) DOES NOT condone the illegal selling of ferrets
Quatroly; d38 is not an organisation (Not a legal one anyways), nor does it
pretend to be a way of life. We're just a band of amigos doing art.
We encourage all of our members to go out and smoke some drugs or get laid.
Sometimes we do both for that matter... at the same time!... wow...

I hope that has put to rest some of the shit being spread around your moms
stanky toilet.

Classified adds for perverts!.. whoa

ù ───────────────┐ Howdy Folks, me name's CRUCiFER, and since
ù─────────────┤ I'm kinda new in Dú38, I thought I'd better

ù────────────┤ I am a 20 yearold music student, living at
ù────────────┤ home (Yeah! The place to BE!) in Porirua,

ù───────────┤ I have played guitar for 8-9 years now, and
ù─────────┤ my goal is to make it my profession, not

ù ─────────┤ stuff, piccies I have done over the last

ù ────────────┤ I am fully `old school' and don't give a
ù─────────────┤ flying what anyone else says..:>
ù ─────────────┘ Anyway, that's about it from me, Ciao.

It's also rumoured that he enjoys taking showers with his four brothers
but that's just something that I made up now... whisk whisk

And now for something completly different...

WAREZ ARE ILLEGAL! WAREZ ARE ILLEGAL! WAREZ ARE ILLEGAL! JUAREZ ARE ILLEGAL TOO!
Thought you'd all be interested to know that

If anyones actually got this far

I thought I'd do a listing of people that owe me money...

Local - STiMPY ($10)
- The Slave ($10)

Yepp that's right, I figured i'd degrade them in my pack for slim chances of
getting some long green.

While I'm listing... I'm gonna list some of the stankest ryhmes Ive heard lately
1. 9 outa 10 bitchs want to sit,
On the snake of Blake Camerons tip.
But I need much more to get raw,
Hardcore - Dick to jaw, dick to jaw.

Li'l Kim - Hardcore

2. Pockets got thinner,
Remember when I used to eat _sardines_ for dinner.

The Notorious BIG - Ready To Die

3. ... If your pussies dry - spit on muh dick and put it in,
My dicks _the_ bomb baby!

Ghost Face Killer - Iron Man

4. Got a felony turned to a mistemeanor,
Got a court supienor, need to get muh act cleaner.
Fuck dat, still walked out holding my strap,
Nuhh, grabbing my wiener!

Redman - Muddy Waters

5. Well open up the door then,
Before I start unloading on your pussy - from here! and leave it swollen.

Redman - Muddy Waters

6. ...Cept I cannut unleash my new auto-sig design yet... so eye cant change it

oOze - On the subject of his dead group affils <g>

More shall be added when I hear some more stank lines and rhymes...
Oooh, I was just talking too oOze... even he thinks I suck. It must be official
then... I should've guessed it when someone put an add in the paper :/

Boddah thought that we should put out an ego pack sometime as a joke...
But then he remembered that all of our packs are fullon ego. Boah! Silly egg

Last wordzzzzs

Enjoy the pack and all that bullshit. Ph333334r.

Oh yeah - Myth, i stuck one of your oldie ansi's in here because I love it
(if it wasn't for that you wouldn't have anything in the pack :))

Sorry if your requests aint in here, nothing personal,.. the name probably just
sucked or i couldn't be bothered...