Words from the parents of the members of clitoris ascii:


Compuman's mom:

"Well, for some reason, Samuel has lots of bottles of cough syrup and 
compressed oxygen laying around his room. His father left us when Sammy boy 
urinated in his cowboy hat. That wasn't very fun. I guess the biggest secret 
I have about Sam is that, well, he's a Hindu."


Discyple's mom:

"Scott is one ugly motherfucker. Jesus Christ he's ugly. I mean, man, he 
could scare the balls off of a fat black porn star. He's done it too. He once 
gave a guy blueballs just by exposing his rubbery, tangled penis to him. The 
guy couldn't masturbate or have sex for 2 years."


Meatpod's mom:

"Woah, dude. I'm stoned. Jules, pass the syringe."


Tzeentch's mom: 

"I've always known my son would amount to nothing. I'm so ashamed, I can't 
bear it. It's terrible. I can't have any pride in my son for one reason.. 
he's an oldschooler"


Sargon's mom:

"Who is this megga hertz guy, and why is he constantly coming to our house 
with condoms and vanilla-peppermint scented candles? I hope my son isn't gay, 
because I don't like it when he follows in his father's footsteps. Ever since 
the accident, his father hasn't been the same. He now walks around with a hat 
shaped like a penis on his head."