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As  you may have deducted, this is the information file  myname is napalm, secret agent double oh na palm, this is my story Chapter ][ On a cold and icy night in mid july a dark man wearing  nothing but a plaid skirt and horse hair handed me an envelope. I t was clearly labeled: Member Information ..opening the envelope carefully i noticed a small scr ap paper with the words: new members printed on it in third  grade hand- writing.. even the e's were backwards, this could only mea n one thing.. empty had rejoined the group & had taken o ver the ascii department while discyple takes a break. trying to rea d his bad penmanship i noticed the names of hellfire, sa mmael, black jack & cyndicide joining ascii ranks, it also app eared that trahma wished to be referred to by his new secret agent n ame, dark entity, not to be confused with darkened emnity or w hatever.. listed under ansi appeared the names ironghost,  sinister x, mr. 4tune and estatic. The word zeul][ wa s crossed out due to a grevious spelling error and replaced with zeus][  , like it should have been last month (sorry zii!) ga rf and sinister x join the coding crew, tonto says hello to the  music department and reebok returns to the lit side of things. read ing on, i saw that julian had been promoted to revival co-co ordinator & that unholy spirit had become telecom coordinator .. ..by my feet i notice a small crumpled up piece of paper  with even more names on it. wintamute takes off to  focus attention everyone's favorite 80's metal band and now art group  black maiden. in early december agent nahal was take n down by secret school agents, rumor has it they clipped off tk  in the process. i noticed that some names from last month were missing  from both lists, it appeared that thay had actually been remove d due to inactivity or lack of contact with other cia members . Chapter ]I[ ..rumor had it that my arch enemy and master villan kn own only as 'shrike' was back in town with a second releas e of the all- together evil music disk secretly dubbed 'chaos' i n an attempt to throw me off the case. the un-marked package was relea sed a few weeks ago under the code name cia-dk02.zip. th is reminds me to be on the look out for cia's next music release fro m the newly dubbed 'defunct' music department which p romises to be even more powerful and deadly than the previous two. my s ecret photos even show the construction of a new playing utility .. Chapter IV ..my continuing investigation led me to the down-to wn area known as the 'red canuck' district. it was disg usting! triple-x theatres, 25 cent peep shows and countless  shops filled with perverted literature, videos and sex  toys lined the streets. I took it upon myself to explore each and every one of them  in my search for clues. i was overwhelmed when i entered the  erotic cakes shop to notice a software section with a prog ram by our very own agents, mighty mouse and fever. tit' s n' asses filled my sight as i gave their new sauce editor (t na1-1.zip in this pack) a twirl.. for purely scientific reasons. it seem s that the cryptology specialist mighty mouse has cracked th e secret sauce code of the Anti-Creativity In dustry Domination group. it is now available as a fat-free & low-cal replacement for their ow n evil encoding software known only as 'project spoon' . Chapter V ..while i was questioning the owner of the erotic cake s shop as to the whereabouts of agent tron my beeper sudde nly went off a strange message: .http://www. creators.org. . what cou ld it possibly mean? after two weeks of testing & decrypting,  m_mouse discovered that it was some sort of secret drop site p rovided to us by an allied crime fighting faction. when questioned ab out it they replied that construction was almost complete and tha t some preliminary public information drops would be occuring sho rtly.  Chapter VI ..i returned to my office to sort out some of my clue s.. i got a call from agent telstar notifying me that group  of terrorists known as the International Cumquat E aters had stolen one of our high-resolution archives from agent Digital Interface . the work was intended for our purposes and was not supposed to fal l into the hands of the malicious Cumquat Eaters. we have taken i t upon ourselves to release it again in its proper place, cia . Chapter VII ..after hours of exhausting work i decided to relax wi th: napalm's music pick o' the month: much to filth's  dismay & mt's relief it has nothing to do with the vandals, this month  it is an album entitled Maxinquaye by Tricky, an  older album from them but a winner none-the-less (music pick of the month  & associated concepts, ideas or publications are registered trademarks  & are copyrighted by cia productions, 1993-1997 & may not be bor rowed, stolen, re-used, or modified by any other groups in any  other way, shape or form without the express written consent of  napalm and the entire cia productions staff, US patent pending 37 337-9) Chapter VIII ..unfortunately my listening time was short as i was c alled off to file a lawsuit against those long-lived NJ based terr orists at the Brotherhood of Lamers Attem pting to Dominate Earth. after a short court appearance i decided to do some house-keepin g. (aka random crap we say every damn month) a. just to set things straight.. there are  NO cia distro sites, so puleeeeeeze dont ask for one, and for goodness sake, dont  claim to be one.. only Hq's and member boards e xist, see 0197memb.cia b. applications: applications for agent p ositions in ansi, ascii, code, rip, vga, lit and music departments are currently  being accepted.. If you want to be part of cia please create  a zip with a few samples of your work (best and worst)  and include a text file with your first name, phone number and email a ddress so that we may get back to you. send the zip either to t he ftp site, a cia bulletin board, or to another cia member w ho can get your application to either napalm, bchrome, empty, m _mouse shrike, mister e, or telstar. please make sure your appli cation gets to the appropriate department head for review. see c ontact information in the member list for information on reachin g cia. c. there is a cia mailing list open to  the public to talk about cia, cia affairs and general stuff! To subscribe simply  e-mail listserver@wizy.uit.net, in the body of your emai l include: subscribe cia-public your@email.address * due to some..er. problems the list is temp out  of service. Chapter IX ..in a rampant fit of unbridled dyslexia, Luez , the vga and rip agent, started calling things like Noisivid 23 wei rd names like 'division 32' and aic the cryptic 'cia'.. i hav e not yet been able to determine the cause of the sudden attack nor have  any of our best cryptologists been able to crack the odd variatio ns.. Chapter X ..with the case still unsolved, i decided to retire t o my room for the evening. there are still many clues to gather an d many suspects to question, without the help of the entire ci a team even this report would not have been possible. a great  thanks to all, and to all a good night. napalm, p.i. *** Here's what others have said about  this award-winning novel! *** - Simply amazing. We laughed, we cried, we w et our pants, and that was all before we even finished chapter one! - Radkle and Manbert (critics ) - Bravo! Another suspensful tale of intrigue, mys tery and dyslexic vga artists! Yet another great addition to my napalm, p.i.  book collection, keep up the good work! - Mindrhyme (Straight Razor Co ) - I simply _HATE_ cumquats! Brilliant work! - Halatosis (Fyre Fruit Growers of Am erica) - Uh-hu-hu.. he said cumquat. - Spandax (Retirement Councelor ) - AWEsome! I loved reading this one! I love eroti c cakes! - Flour (baker)  ÜÜßßßÜÜ þß ÜÜÜÛÝ Ü ßÜ °Üß Ü° ßßß Þ² ÜÜ ° Ü ÞÝÞ²ß ÜÛÛÛÜ ßß ß ÞÝ ßÜ ÜÛ ²ßÛßÜÛÛ ²ÜÛ°±Û Ý Þ²Ý ÞÝÞ°Ü ÞÛ ÛÛÛÝÞÛ²ÝÞÝ Þ ±² ß°Üþ ±ß Þ Û²Ûß ß Üß þßß ° ß°Ü °ßÛÝ Ü° ÜÜ° ßß ÜÜþß °°°ÛÜ cIaß°Û° Ü ß±Ü°Ü ß²ÛÜÜ ßÛ²°  SAUCE00cia conspiracy #41 information cia cia 19970106¨:P