COLOR 8: PRINT "B"; : COLOR 7: PRINT "LENDER"; : COLOR 15: PRINT "#39@!%!@#%#@% jEAH@!!!@#%"
SLEEP 1
COLOR 8: PRINT "Hit any key boyeeeeee"
SLEEP
ON KEY(1) GOSUB 999
KEY(1) ON
PLAY "MNT150P8P16L32O2EL4>EL16E.L32<E>E<E>E<EL4>EL16E.L32<E"
 PLAY ">E<E>E<E>EL16<D+DC+C<BA+AG+GF+FED+DC+L32>F+L4>F+L16F+."
 PLAY "L32<F+>F+<F+>F+<F+L4>F+L16F+.L32<F+>F+<F+>F+<F+>F+L16<F"
 PLAY "ED+DC+C<BA+AG+GF+FED+L32>GL4>GL16GL32O1B>F>G<F>G<FL4>G"
 PLAY "L16GL32O1B>F>G<F>GO1B>GFG+<B>AFA+<G>BF>CO1BO3C+<F>DO1G"
COLOR 3: PRINT "Midgets"
 PLAY "O3D+P32E<F>FP32F+O1BO3GP32G+O1GO3AP32BO1CO4C.P32O1GO3B."
 PLAY "P32GA+P32BO1GO3A+P32AO1CO3G+.P32O1GO3G.P32GL16F+.L32O1G"
 PLAY "O3G.P32O1CO3A.P32O1GO3G+.P32GGP32G+O1GO3GP32F+O1CO3F."
 PLAY "P32O1GO3E.P32GL16D+.L32O1GO3E.P32BG.P32O1GO3FP32FGL16C+."
 PLAY "L32O1GO3D.P32BG.P32O1GO3FP32FGL16C+.L32O1GO3D.P32O1F>B"
 PLAY "P32>CO1EO3C+P32DO1DO3D+P32EO1CO3FP32F+BGP32G+AAP32BGL16A."
 PLAY "L32BG.P32O1CO4C.P32O1GO3B.P32GA+P32BO1GO3A+P32AO1CO3G+."
 PLAY "P32O1GO3G.P32GL16F+.L32O1GO3G.P32O1CO3A.P32O1GO3G+.P32"
 PLAY "GGP32G+O1GO3GP32F+O1CO3F.P32O1GO3E.P32GL16D+.L32O1GO3E."
COLOR 11: PRINT "Wrestling"
 PLAY "P32BD+.P32O1F+O3D+P32D+O1D+L16O3F+.L32O1F+>B.P32<EO3G"
 PLAY "P32AO1GO3GP32F+O1EL16O3E.L32O1GL16O3G.L32BL16B.L32O1B"
 PLAY "O3BO1BO3BO1BL16O3BP32L32O1BL16O3BP32L32O1BO3BO1A+O3BO1A"
 PLAY "O3BO1G+O3BO1GO3BO1F+O3BO1FO3BO1DP32CO4C.P32O1GO3B.P32"
 PLAY "GA+P32BO1GO3A+P32AO1CO3G+.P32O1GO3G.P32GL16F+.L32O1GO3G."
 PLAY "P32O1CO3A.P32O1GO3G+.P32GGP32G+O1GO3GP32F+O1CO3F.P32O1G"
 PLAY "O3E.P32GL16D+.L32O1GO3E.P32BG.P32O1GO3FP32FGL16C+.L32O1G"
 PLAY "O3D.P32BG.P32O1GO3FP32FGL16C+.L32O1GO3D.P32O1F>BP32>C"
 PLAY "O1EO3C+P32DO1DO3D+P32EO1CO3FP32F+BGP32G+AAP32BGL16A.L32B"
PLAY "G.P32O1CO4C.P32O1GO3B.P32GA+P32BO1GO3A+P32AO1CO3G+.P32"
 PLAY "O1GO3G.P32GL16F+.L32O1GO3G.P32O1CO3A.P32O1GO3G+.P32GG"
 PLAY "P32G+O1GO3GP32F+O1CO3F.P32O1GO3E.P32GL16D+.L32O1GO3E."
 PLAY "P32O1DO3D.P32O1F+O3DP32DO1DL16O3A.L32O1F+O3D.P32O1C+O3D+."
PLAY "P32O1GO3D+P32D+O1C+L16O3A+.L32O1GP16DO3BP32>DO1GO4C+P32"
PLAY "CO1DO3B.P32<C>A.P32O1BL16O3G.L32O1G>G<G>G<G>G<F>F<E>E"
PLAY "<D>D<CL16>C.L32G>E<G>E<GL16>EL32O1G>GL16>E.L32O1CL16>C."
PLAY "L64<B>BL32>EO1C>C<C+>C+<D>DL64<D+>D+L32>EO1E>E<FL16>F"
PLAY "L32GB>F<B>F<BL16>FL64O1E>EL32BL16>F.L32O1DL16>DL32G>D"
PLAY "FDFDL16FL32<B>DL16F.L32O1AL16>A.L32>DFDFDL16FL32O1G>G"
 PLAY "L16>F.L32O1F>F<G>GL64<F>FL32>FO1E>E<D>D<E>EL64<F>FL32>F"
 PLAY "O1D>D<CL16>C.L32G>E<G>E<GL16>EL32<EGL16>E.L32GL16O1G."
 PLAY "L32O3CECECL16EL32<G>CL16E.L32O1CL16>C.L32G>E<G>E<GL16E"
 PLAY "L32G<GL16O3E.L32O1CL16>C.L64B<BL32O3EO1C>C<D>D<E>EL64<F"
 PLAY ">FL32>EO1G>G<F+L16>F+.L32>CF+CF+CL16F+L32<A>CL16F+.L32O1C"
 PLAY "L16>CL32A>D+F+<A>F+O1BL16O3F+L32<ACL16>F+.L32O1EL16>E."
 PLAY "L32>CGCGO1CL16>C.L32>EGEGO1DL16>D.L32>DGDGGL16O1G.L32O3F"
 PLAY "GFGO1CL16O3C.L32B<B<A>A<G>G<F>F<E>E<D>D<CL8>C.P32L32G"
 PLAY "L8<G.P32L32CL16>C.L32G>E<G>E<GL16>EL32O1G>GL16>E.L32O1C"
 PLAY "L16>C.L64<B>BL32>EO1C>C<C+>C+<D>DL64<D+>D+L32>EO1E>E<F"
 PLAY "L16>FL32GB>F<B>F<BL16>FL64O1F>FL32BL16>F.L32O1DL16>DL32G"
COLOR 15: PRINT "Canada"
 PLAY ">DFDFDL16FL32<B>DL16F.L32O1AL16>A.L32>DFDFDL16FL32O1G"
 PLAY ">GL16>F.L32O1F>F<G>GL64<F>FL32>FO1E>E<D>D<E>EL64<F>FL32>F"
 PLAY "O1D>D<CL16>C.L32G>E<G>E<GL16>EL32<EGL16>E.L32GL16O1G."
 PLAY "L32O3CECECL16EL32<G>CL16E.L32O1CL16>C.L32G>E<G>E<GL16E"
PLAY "L32G<GL16O3E.L32O1CL16>C.L64B<BL32O3EO1C>C<D>D<E>EL64<F"
PLAY ">FL32>EO1G>G<F+L16>F+.L32>CF+CF+CL16F+L32<A>CL16F+.L32O1C"
PLAY "L16>CL32A>D+F+<A>F+O1BL16O3F+L32<ACL16>F+.L32O1EL16>E."
PLAY "L32>CGCGO1CL16>C.L32>EGEGO1DL16>D.L32>DGDGGL16O1G.L32O3F"
PLAY "GFGO1CL16O3C.L32B<B<A>A<G>G<F>F<E>E<D>D<CL16>C.L32>E>C"
PLAY "<E>C<EL8>CP8L16O1FL32A>CL8F.P16L16<E.P32DL32A>CL16F.P32"
PLAY "L32<DP32CP32DP32EP32L16FL32A>CL4FL16<E.P32DL32A>CL16F."
PLAY "P32L32<DP32CP32DP32EFL16A.L32CL8F.P32L32CL16F.L32FL16A+."
PLAY "L32CL16F.L32FL16B.L32CL16F.L32FL16>C.L32<CL8A.P32L32C"
 PLAY "L16A.L32FL16>D.L32<CL16F.L32FL16>E.L32<CL16A.L32C+L16>F."
PLAY "L32<C+L8G+.P32L32C+L16G+.L32C+L16>D+.L32<C+L16G+.L32C+"
COLOR 8: PRINT "Lub Dem Midgets"
PLAY "L16>C+.L32<C+L16G+.L32FL16>C.L32<CL8A.P32L32CL16A.L32F"
PLAY "L16>C.L32<CL16A.L32FL16>C.L32<CL16A.L32A+L16>D.L32<FL8A+."
PLAY "P32L32FL16A+L32A+>DL16A+L32<FA+L16A+.L32>C+L16A+.L32<F"
PLAY "L16A+L32C>CL16A.L32<FL8A.P32L32FL16AL32C>CL16G.L32<FL16A"
PLAY "L32C>CL16F.L32<FL16AL32A+>DL16A.L32<FL8B.P32L32FL16BL32G"
 PLAY ">DL16G.L32<FL16BL32G>D+L16F+L32<F+GL16B.L32CL16>AL32<E"
PLAY "GL16A+.L32CL16>GL32<EGL16A+.L32CL16>E.L32<GL16A+.L32C"
PLAY "L16>DL32<GA+L16>C+L32FCL16A.L32<CL8F.P32L32CL16FL32FA+"
PLAY "L16>A+.L32<CL16AL32FBL16>BL32<CFL16AL32F>CL16>C.L32O1C"
PLAY "L8A.L32CFL16AL32F>DL16>D.L32O1CL16AL32F>EL16>EL32O1CF"
PLAY "L16AL32C+>FL16>F.L32O1G+L8>C+.L32<FG+L16>C+L32<C+>GL16>G."
PLAY "L32O1FL16BL32C+>G+L16>G+L32O1FG+L16BL32C>AL16>A.L32O1F"
PLAY "L8A.P32L32FL16AL32F>FL16>F.L32O1AL16>CL32<A>FL16>FL32O1F"
 PLAY "AL16>CL32BG+L16>G+.L32O1GL8>D.P32L32<GL16>DL32BGL16>G."
 PLAY "L32O1F+L16>DL32BFL16>F.L32O1GL16>DL32<CO3DL16>D.L32O1A"
 PLAY "L16>CL32<CO3CL16>C.L32O1AL16>CL32<C>AL16>A.L32O1AL16>C"
 PLAY "L32<C>FL16>F.L32O1AL16>CL32<G>GL16>G.L32O1FL16BL32G>D"
 PLAY "L16>D.L32O1GL16BL32C>EL16>E.L32O1GL16>CL32<C>GL16>G.L32O1A+"
 PLAY "L16>CL32<F>FL16>F.L32O1AL8>C.L32<FAL16>CL32<FAL16>C.L32A"
 PLAY ">A<A>A<AL16>A.L32<AL16>A.L32AL16O1A.L32AABBC>C<C+>C+<D"
 PLAY ">D<D+>D+<E>E.P32<EL16>E.L32<C+L16>C+.L32AL16<A.L32FL16>F."
 PLAY "L32<E>E<D>D<C+>C+<D>D<E>E<C+>C+AL16<A.L32B>C+L16<BL32A"
 PLAY "L8A.P32L32CL16>C.L32<C>C<C+>C+<D>D<E>E<F>F<F+>F+<G>G."
 PLAY "P32<GL16>G.L32<EL16>E.L32<CL8>CL16A+.P32F+L32A.P64L16G."
 PLAY "P32C.L32<A+L16>A+.L32<F+>F+<A>A<GL16>G.L32<CL16>C.L32C"
 PLAY "<CC+C+DDD+D+EEFFF+F+GGG+L16G+.L32AL16A.L32A+L16A+.L32B"
 PLAY "L16B.L32FL64O3CFL16AL32<CFCFCL16F.L32CL16F.L32FA+L16>A+"
 PLAY "L32<CL16F.L32FBL16>BL32<CL16F.L32FL64>FAL16>CL32O1A>F"
 PLAY "<A>F<AL16>F.L32<AL16>F.L32F>DL16>DL32O1AL16>F.L32F>EL16>E"
 PLAY "L32O1AL16>FL32C+<C+L64O3G+>C+L16FL32O1G+>C+<G+>C+<G+L16>C+."
 PLAY "L32<G+L16>C+L32C+<C+O3D+L16>D+L32O1FL16>C+L32C+<C+O3C+"
 PLAY "L16>C+L32O1FL16>C+L32F<FL64O3FAL16>CL32O1A>F<A>F<AL16>F."
PLAY "L32<AL16>FL32F<FO3CL16>CL32O1AL16>FL32F<FO3CL16>CL32O1A"
PLAY "L16>F.L32A+L64>FA+L16>DL32O1A+>D<A+>D<A+L16>DL32<FA+L16>D."
PLAY "L32A+>A+L16>A+L32O1FL16>D.L32A+>A+L16>A+L32O1FL16>C+L32C"
PLAY "<CL64O4CFL16AL32O1F>C<F>C<FL16>CL32<FAL16>CL32C<CO3GL16>G"
PLAY "L32O1FL16>CL32C<CO3FL16>FL32O1AL16>FL32C<CL64O4DFL16A"
PLAY "L32O1G>F<G>F<GL16>FL32<GBL16>FL32G<GO3GL16>GL32O1BL16>F"
 PLAY "L32G<GO3F+L16>F+L32O1BL16>FL32C<CL64O4CEL16AL32O1A+L16>E"
 PLAY "L32C<CO3GL16>GL32O1A+L16>EL32C<CL64O3GA+L16>EL32O2CL16E"
 PLAY "L32C<CO3DL16>DL32O1A+O3C+L16>C+L32FL64<CFL16AL32O1A>F"
 PLAY "<A>F<AL16>FL32<A>CL16FL32F<F>A+L16>A+L32<CL16FL32F<F>B"
 PLAY "L16>BL32<CL16FL32F<FL64O3FAL16>CL32O1A>F<A>F<AL16>FL32<A"
 PLAY ">CL16FL32F<FO3DL16>DL32O1AL16>FL32F<FO3EL16>EL32O1AL16>F"
 PLAY "L32C+<C+L64O3G+>C+L16FL32O1G+>C+<G+>C+<G+L16>C+L32<G+"
 PLAY ">C+L16FL32C+<C+O3GL16>GL32O1BL16>FL32C+<C+O3G+L16>G+L32O1B"
 PLAY "L16>FL32C<CL64O4CFL16AL32O2CFCFCL16FL32<A>CL16F.L32A>F"
 PLAY "L16>FL32O1A>CL16FL32A>FL16>FL32O1A>CL16FL32G+L64>FBL16>F"
 PLAY "L32O1G+>F<G+>F<G+L16>FL32<G+BL16>FL32G+<G+O3EL16>EL32O1B"
 PLAY "L16>FL32B<BO3DL16>DL32O1BL16>FL32C<CL64O3FAL16>DL32O2C"
 PLAY "L16FL32C<CL64O3FAL16>CL32O2CL16FL32C<CO3AL16>FL32O1AL16>F"
 PLAY "L32C<CO3FL16AL32O1AL16>FL32C<CL64O3CAL16>CL32O2CFCFCL16F"
 PLAY "L32<A>CL16FL32C<CO3AL16>CL32O1GL16>EL32C<CO3GL16>CL32O1A+"
 PLAY "L16>EL32<F>C>FL16>FL64O2C+>EL32>E<G>GO2C>FL16>FL64O2D"
 PLAY ">EL32>E<G>GL64O1F>AL32>FL16>FP8L64O1F>CA>FL32>CL16FP8"
COLOR 3: PRINT "Coded by 2 very special midgets"
COLOR 11: PRINT "Rabies and Aneurysm"
999 CLS
END