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(again, the name explainsitself). now, elvis was a stupid son of a bitch, we do now know why they called him this next name -- elvis the backyard sausage animal was very mysterious to him for the simple reason that he never made sausages in the backyard, always in front yard so he could catch the love of his life have sex to her husband.. so after a while of being called names, he decided to ask one of his friends whythey called him this name, it was very puzzling to him. he felt that they shouldhave called him elvis the frontyard peeping sausage animal. but they didn't calmthis and he was very disgruntled. he was like a goat. so then he decided to ask one of his friends, ed sullivan, why they called him this wierd name. his answerwas one of his most difficult answers that hes ever had to answer to, even more difficult than the answer to ' are you my father', and ' mommy, why are you a lesbian, and why didn't you tell me? '. and he was very angry at the response he got from ed sullivan.. his answer.. BECAUSE YOU ARE A SAUSAGE!   because i am a sausage? he cried with all his might? what the fuck does that mean. thats it, thats the last time i'm ever asking advice from you again. and he left the room. but then he was thinking about it, and he took off his pants. and he looked down, and he looked and he saw.. a sausage! ok, he thought to himself, i might as well do what they say, and fry up some sausages in the backyard. so he did, and he thought it was even better because he could look at the second love of his life, his mom, take a shower. (if you saw his mom, you would look at her too. ;) ). so after 2 months of barbecuing in the backyard, tragedy struck, and his father passed away. he was heart broken, and he decided that he was going to take a trip around the world. so of course, he did. ;) and elvis went around the world, feeling much better after making many sausages,sleeping with many prosititues, and singing, he was offered a job at a local pub, to sing for the locals, (and since they were drunk, they couldn't tell if he sang good or bad, but suprisingly, he was good! damn good) so he made some money, and decided to go over to the love of his lifes house, and he brought her a very generous gift, not chocolate, not flowers, but instead, he gave her.. a sausage?~! she was so mad.. she fell for him. she took off all her clothes, and screwed him infront of his boyfriend. now her boyfriend was understanding, her boyfriend was lienient, but her boyfriend couldn't stand this, so he decided that he was going to kill elvis. so before he killed him with his semi-automatic uzi that shot pepper spray, bullets, french fries, sausages, torpedos, needles, and deadly weapons like that. and sometimes, if he was lucky,it shot 300 things a half second. so he pulled up the uzi, and pointed it at elvis, and elvis yelled, but his yell was like 'hey pretty momma' and it soundedlike a song to him.. so he told him to dance, and he did the forrest gump dance.so it was like, wow. this guy was a natural. so he said that it was ok that he slept with his wife, as long as he signed a contract that said that he would get no profit, and the only thing that he would get was a box full of sausages, a new barbecue, a mannequin that looked like his dad, and he would get elite access to a posse called society. so in the end, after months of touring, travelling, eating sausages, and making albums, he still ended up where he started from, only now that he had unlimited sausages, he made a profit of over 12 thousand dollars a year. and he lived until he was 100, so he made over 430 million dollars to leave to his kid (who was a monkey), named lisa marie. she married a man named micheal jackson, but it was a fake marriage, and she made over 12 million dollars, leaving the elvises with over 12 trillion dollars (they didn't know any math). and in the end 3 things didn't change 1) they were damn stupid 2) they had a damn lot of moneyarchangel(soc) << lisa marie >>3) they kept eating those damn sausages $7ʧ''§Ê7$$$SSIi:iISS$$$$7ʧ''§Ê7$$'.g4$ʧ''';I$$$SSIiIISS$$I;'''§Ê$4g.'THE END.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.$',gg4$$b. 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