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Neither did the $$$$$$$$$$$$ :$$$l'`l$$$: 8$$$$8zebras, since they often got raped $$$$$$$$$$$$ 8$$$8  8$$$8 :$$$$$$:by the caveman when he felt lonely. $$$$$$$$$$$$ @ýýý@ @ýýý@ 4$$$$$$7And he felt lonely often, since there $$$$$$$$$$7' ,d$b, ,d$b,  4$$$$7was no cavewoman he could fondle. $$$$$$$$$$::8$$$$8:8$$$$$8: `ýý' So, one day, the bunnies (who were really fluffy) and the zebras decided to teach the caveman a lesson - once and for all. So, using the infamous jungle telegraph they called the mighty hero Peter Steele of Type 0 Negative, and his sidekick, Iggy. They arrived at the jungle in their trusted bl00dmobile, screaming "ANGST" as they jumped out heroically. Angst, mainly because they saw the light of day, and the fact that everything seemed happy in the jungle. The leaders of BZAABARC (Bunny / Zebra Alliance Against Breakdancing And Raping Cavemen), the bunny Joegen and the zebra Sven-Ingvar approaced their heroes and spoke: "Hail to you, the one of Steele and to you Iggy, you who gave us Lust For Life." The two heroes of darkness and rock and roll replied: "This place is shit. It´s some kind of jungle, right? WE HATE JUNGLES! Now, who shall we terrify with our awesome powers?"  ::[ really unnecesary line explaining change of location ]: ... and at another place in the jungle, we find our courageous caveman swinging in a vine in order to find a bunny to breakdance on. As he swooped through the air with the greatest of ease, he made his mighty scream echo all over the jungle: "TAKE ON ME, TAKE ME ON - AHA!".. The caveman had seen one too many old A-HA videos on MTV. But, to his surprise, he could not find any bunnies. He then decided to find a zebra to rape, but, to his great astonishment he couldn´t find any zebras either. "Erheurumzzz" he said, since he had a severe vocal disorder, "whar be bunnies? me want breakdance, me got new batt´rys in cave boombox..." He set down and started to walk around in the humid jungle. At the same time, but at a completely different location, Steele and Iggy was warming up in order to scare the underwear from the caveman. They were charging up their awesome powers with fresh supplies of cigarettes and wine. When fully powered, and also a wee bit drunk, they set of on their quest. It did not take long before they heard the evil caveman humming some strange tune, but somehow the words he said was familiar in some disgusting way... Slowly the two heroes that hated the jungle crawled through the shrubbaries, and caught a glimpse of their feared foe. The caveman was chilling just outside the jungle´s seven-eleven, and slushed down a cup of java. With a mighty leap, the heroes emerged from the shrubbary in which they had hidden so bravely. "ANGST!" Peter Steele screamed, wielding his mighty base guitar and struck a chord so low that the devil himself decided to turn off his stereo, which normally played "sympathy for the devil" for all eternity. The caveman flew into a tree from the shock, and at the same time, Iggy removed his t-shirt and revealed his bare chest! A sight that would make any man blind! But the caveman quickly pulled up a pair of shades and protected himself from the horrible sight and got back on his feet. Suddenly, the two heroes realized what the caveman´s true power was: He knew EVERY song that was made in the -80´s! And he knew how to use them! Fear filled our heroes eyes... What would he sing? With a mighty humming of some old intro, the caveman started singing one of the most feared songs in the history of man, and cavekind: "Touch me!" by Samantha Fox! The entire jungle trembled with fear as the battle raged for hours, until... Having moved the battle from the 7-11-shop to the open savannah, the combattants had left a path of total destruction around them. Every way they looked, they saw dead animals and crushed trees. But finally Peter Steele and Iggy Pop decided to make a combined effort in order to put an end to this battle, once and for all. They plugged up their bl00dmobile to a pair of ambient jungle speakers made of coconuts and pressed play on their trusty r0 & Ludde (tm) stereo. The air filled with the dreaded sounds of Black Sabbath - "PARANOID"! Oh, fear, oh angst! The only thing the caveman was allergic to (apart from shrimps) was metal from the -70´s! With a terrified expression on his face, the caveman dropped dead in front of a crushed and charred bunny. "The liberation of the republic of Vinnland by the United States of Europe" Peter Steele screamed and turned off the stereo. "Phear us" said Iggy, "for we are the rock´n roll superheroes. Angst!". Then they turned around to find the leaders of the BZAABARC, only to find them dead in a combined pool of bunny and zebra blood. As a matter of fact, there wasn´t a living creature left in the jungle. There were no bunnies to breakdance on, no zebras to rape, and no caveman to rule with a iron hand. "Oh well, this place sucked anyway. They just hated us anyway!" the heroes said and got into their bl00dmobile and left. ... And what have we learned from this story, children? Never call two rock´n roll superheroes when you are being breakdanced on, or for that matter, raped. Things will only end up worse than it was when you started. 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