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"  monk nolan said " you think you're all t hat...  but are you a good waterpoloer? "  so monk nolan challenged monk kyle  to a waterpolo game  and what happened during the game  made everything the same..BUT DIFFRENT#%@ ?#@%^?$#  the monks played waterpolo  in the small venice town  until the were confronted  by barry and levown    yes barry and levown  NOT barry and levon  levon had overdosed  on a cocaine bon-bon    barry and levown  had 240 pounds of waterpolo  brought down by the milennium fal con  with captain HAN SOLO?@?$^    captain han solo said  " i'm here to take you to heaven's-exercis e-gate,   finish your fucking game  cause the wookie can't wait "    " tell the wookie to come down her e "  said kyle, all wookie-knowledge go ne  " that wookies so goddamn horny  he'd fuck the crack of dawn... "    well chewbacca got pissed  so he came down and went "grraaarr! @@#"  and kyle said " yo wookie, yo momma s o fat...  she drives a spandex car "    well wookie got pissed  so he started playin polo, water s tyle  but he got way carried away  and he ended up killing kyle    so then nolan took out a gun and killed  wookie  so then han solo took out a gun and kill ed nolan  so then pope john paul took out a gun and kil led han solo  so then luke skywalker killed pope joh n paul  so then like everyone was dead  just like in.umm..resovoir dogs  but you say "wait in resovoir dogs...one gu y survived"    well i'm fucking diffrent..ok?  in my story..2 guys survived  barry and levon  "well wait " you say, "what about the rest of the human race"  oh them, well they got killed in the coming apocalpyse  but like barry and levon hid under their 240 lbs  of waterpolo and then sped off in the millenium falcon and created the whole human race all over .ù` again _,ÒÒÒ,_ .ù` like in the 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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$7½üü""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""üüÓ?$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$l and here we have the famous scen e where brother kyle l$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$l gets aced by a volleyball hit by  CHEWBACCA?@!# l$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b·,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,Öd$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ this blascii black0ps blender was brought to you by:    essence       desolate       oxidizer ok, anyway.. oxidizer here.. some mindless b abble from me.. this thing was  started by essence (aka risc) who did the pi c of the monk and then the story was written by mel farr.  desolate angel  (aka julian) did the rest. i joined in kinda late and i ended up having to fix everything up cause the two forgot wha t smoothness means#@$#$!#im kinda pissed off because its 30mins till the end of the blender and i have  tofix everything up and make sense of who  did what as the other two guys decided to change nicks right before the blender and confused t he shit out of me. anywayi did the venice font and pr etty much fixed up the pic as all of us are fontistsa nd not pic artists and it looked kinda.. coug hSHITcough.. =] here's some stuff from essence, like his sig and greets  and shit.. the sig was meant to be at the top but umm.. i thought here would be better..  _.,s##s,.   .d$Tý^``^7$b,    d$$' `$$b  _.,s%%s,._ l$$'  `$$l l$$:'```^ý7$b,   $$l  l$$  :$$l `$$b  $$l  l$$  $$$ `$$l  l$$,  l$$: l$$ :T$$  _.,s##s,.  :$$l l$$;  'T$b._ .d$ Tý^``^7$b,   $$$ ,$$l  `"ÈS$$d $$' `$$b   l$$: ,$$P :$$l$$'  l$$' `$$l   :$$l __,d$$P'.$$ l$$l $$$h, l $$   $$$$$$¼"` : $$$:$ $l essence$$$$ $ l$$   l$$l.,s%s,.l$$' l$$,  l$$$l  .$$$ý^''^ý$$$l :T$$, ,d$$ P'   `T$b.__,,s%$$Pü '$b._  `"ÈS$$bs. l$$' `$$b, $$l `$$$ $$l $$$ l$$, l$$ :T$$, ,d$$P  `T$b._ __,,s%$$Pü' greets to: mindcrime, belial, exar, tont o, pariah, luke 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