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He then read them the Miranda rights, and began to speak   alexander: "you are in violation of penal code #31337 - illegal raping of  goats. you will be escorted to parliment hill, where you will spend the rest of your happy lives in jail. sargon: "uh. they were taken by bus to a federal penitentiary, where they spent the rest of their years bowling at the prison lanes, and becoming the boyfriends of a she- male called shanequa.  submission by: sargon, meatpod, terrato, black dawn, discyple, of serial ascii