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           [blade productions]--------------------------+ hl[blade]

                    - hard liquor's july 97 release !!! -

[ereet!greets]------------------------------------------------------+ hl[blade]

/greet sadjester [ jew monkey the shotgun gods comin ta getcha ]
/greet _qkillah  [ stop reading this and mod the board ]
/greet loi       [ glub? blub blub ]
/greet [tgo]     [ you suck, monkey boy ]
/greet clorox    [ uhhm wait... ]
/nogreet clorox
/greet dislogic  [ dont have too many high hopes of the 403(e) it sucks ]
/greet #ansi     [ you know who you are ]

[ereet!aqusitions]--------------------------------------------------+ hl[blade]

 here is the blade nation's 403(e) aqusition list for this month

- 5 telus(1) payphone signs

- 1 telus payphone

- 1 mohawk full service gas station : fully equiped with hot
grease monkey chicks and ethanol blended gas ( mmmmm wheat! )

- 1 deaf children at play road sign (2)

- the yukon

- the word ' eh ' 

- natasha henstridge ( she's 403 bred baby )

- 5 ironwood bedposts

- smarties ( not the blue ones )

- the entire chain of " the real canadian " liqourstore's 

- back bacon

- marlboro, the canadian ones.

- 1 all purpose cultural catgirl, named nookie nookie.

- yankee stadium

- nfl's one extra down

- forrest gumps leg braces

- a van (3)

- the schnappster (4)

 ***** appendix *****

 1.  telus is the phone company of the 403, whose employees do a very shitty jo
 2.  no actual deaf children were injured as part of aquiring this sign, one 
parapeligic senior, tho was hospitalised, then released because he was 
     faking it.
 3.  not no ordinary van, this van is made purely of pot. yes, from gasket to 
     muffler this van is pure ganja, made by a apolstery shop in mexico. aquire
from the cheech and chong garage sale held in bonnie doon, a part of 403(e
 4.  *ping*

[ereet!art]---------------------------------------------------------+ hl[blade]

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[ e n d o r ]-------------------------------------------------------+ hl[blade]

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[ s a l t ]---------------------------------------------------------+ hl[blade]

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[ f a l l e n  e m p i r e s ]--------------------------------------+ hl[blade]
                  ______    ______
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    )\_/             `      ` /      `        /
   /  /      /       //      \       '---,_)\-"~`   <--lookit tha funky rebel
  `--/      /        )       >\              `         boat we smuggle mexicans
    /      /--------'-------`  )    /        /         into our country to work
   ®      /  (                /              ¯         as slaves to mod our bbs
    \.___/ .  \_____________,/,____________./          and to animate the
      \  __)\___________________________  /            flintstones.
       \ \                             / /
     )\_\ `---------------------------` /_/(               [ toot toot ! ]
    (                                       >              [ beep peeb ! ]
    /         the rebelli0n inc.           /
    `,__________________________________.,'

[ t h e  r e b e l l i o n ]----------------------------------------+ hl[blade]
 
**** WARNING!!! WARNING!!! ****

boat should be viewed in 50 line mode 
only failure to do so may cause mouth 
and tooth damage, as well as many other
nasty side effects. hard liquor takes
no responsibility at loss of vehicle
or posessions please keep vehicle 
doors locked and posessions well hidden.
   FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY.

[ ereet!end ]-------------------------------------------------------+ hl[blade]

peace out
SAUCE00ascii collection                   hard liquor         blade productions   199707 3ù&