ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û °²²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²²°ÜÛ  Ü ÜÜÜÝÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Û ÜÜÞÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Ü ÛßÛ   ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°° Û±±ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜ ÜÛÜÜÜÜ Üݲ Ü  ÜÝÛÜÜÜÛ°Û Üݲ ÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÛgj!BLADEÛÛÛÛÛ °°ÛÛÛÛ Û²²Û²²Û°²Ûßßßßß ßßÛßßß ßßßßßÛ Û ÜÛ Û Û°²  Ü Û Û ÛÜÛ ÜÜÜÜÜ ÝÛÝ°²Ûß° ²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°° Û²ÝßÛßßßßÝ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÝÜÜÜ  ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ßßÛ Û Ýßß ÝÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÝßßß ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÝÜÜÜ ÜÜÛ°° ÛÛÝÜÜÛ °ÜÜ° Û ÜÜÜ Ü°ÜÜÝþ °°ß ²Ü ÜÜ  °ÛÜÝÜ ßÜÜÜ Þ°ß ÜÜ ÜÛÛÛ² Û °ÜÜ°Û  ÜÜÜ Ü°ÜÜÝþ ²Û ±±± ÛÛÛÛÛÛ °ÜÜÛ ÛÜÜ Û ßßßßßÞ ±²²²° ÛÜÜ ÛÛÜÜÛß°ÛÝÜ   Ý°²°ßßßßßß °ÜÜÛÛÜÜ ²  ßßßßßÞ ßÛ²²² Û²²²²²  ²Û² Û ÜÜ°²Ýßßßßß °ÛÛ²Û Ý° ²°Û²ÛÛ°°°²²²°  Ûßßßßßßß ß Û²Û ²Û Üܲ ß ßßßßß² ÛÛÛÛ Û±±±±Û Û°°°Û  ²Ü²°°ÜÜÜÛßßß°°° ÛÜ ÛÛ Û°°° Û °²²²° ² ßßÛÜ ÜÝÛßßÛ°°°ÛܲÝÞ  °ÜÜÜÛß ² ÜÛÛÛ Û°°°°² Û Û  ßßÛ ÛÛ²°Û ßÝ ÛÛ Ûß ÛÛÛÛÛ Û°°°Û ²ßÛßÛ ÛÛÜÛÞ Û  Û ÜÝÜ ÛÛ²° Û ßßÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ² Û°²Ý   ß ß ßÛ°°Û ° Ýß°ÝÛÛ  ßÝ  Û° ²ÛÜÛÛÛÛÛ ßßß Û²²²Û Þ Û°²Ý   ß ßÛ°°Û ° ÛÜÛÛÛ ÛÜÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜ ßßßßßßßßßßßß ÜÜÜ ß ßßßßßßßßßß ÜÜÞ ßßßßßßÛ °°°ÛÞÜÜÜÜ ßßßßßßßßßßßß   ÛÛßÛ Û°°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ°²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÞßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°²ÜÝÜÛÛÛÜÛÛ° ² ßßßßßß ÜÛÜÛ Û °°ÜÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÛ²² ÀÄÄ|:ÄijÄ ijÄÄ|:ÄÄÙ ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä  the edge is a  propaganda vehicle for the blade nation Ä   Ä ÄÄÄ´ Ä ÄijÄ welcome to our revolu tion Ä ³ÄÄ Ä the edge -- the blade informational textfile - v olume 4 / issue 2 Ä¿ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÚÄ  ³  " b lade's moto should be 'we are delusional'."  ³ ÄÙÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÀÄ ³ A quick note to the FBI and  ot her people of authority:  This ³ ³ infofile is for informational purposes onl y. We not only take ³ ³ no responsibility  for the shit  kids will try these days,  we ³ ³ also  take no  respo nsibility  for any word we say.  You see, ³ ³ we're just  fucking insane and we mean  this whole thing as a ³ ³ joke.  So,  whereas there  may be a death threat or  two,  we ³ ³ really don't mean it. HONEST!³ ÄÙÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÀÄ ³³ ³contents -- the edge  :: volume four, issue two  ³ ³ the blade nation :: ap ril ninety seven ³ ³ our affiliates :: apri l ninety seven ³ ³ ³ ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä "we have explo sive."   Ä  Ä ÄÄÄ´ Ú Äij³ÄÄ ¿ Äij ÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â ÃÄ´ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ³ ³ ³  ³i. Welcome to the April Epic. Let me introduce myself. I'm Crime. ³ Mindcrime. And I'm the leader of the Blade Na tion. This month, we're ³ going to take you with us on a bit of a journ ey. So, pack your bags ³ and put on some music, becuase we'll be leavi ng in a matter of ³ minutes. We're going to take you with us to a  place of imagination, ³ creativity, and above all, schizophrenic delu sions. Because we're ³ going insane, and you're coming with us wheth er you like it or not. ³ Sanity is an overrated concept, and we're her e to smash down the ³ walls and expose the public to our own litt le insane reality. We've ³ got art, we've got music, we've got text, and  most of all, we've got ³ explosive. So SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND ENJOY T HE FUCKING PACK. ³ ³ Thank you. | : - mindcrime of the blade nation   ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä "we're buildin g empire."    Ä Ä ÄÄÄ´ Ú Äij³ÄÄ ¿ ÄÄ ÄÄÅÄÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â à ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ³ ³ ³imes they are a changin', and we're changing right along with them. ³ In a bold and daring effort to become hip to the anarchy that is the ³ internet, Blade Productions has finally gotte n up off it's lazy ass ³ and registered a domain. Blade.org is here, a nd will be opening it's ³ web doors to the public very soon. Look for t he web page to be ³ relocated to www.blade.org in the next few we eks. For now, you can ³ still check us out at http://www.exit109/com/ ~mike/blade. Word ³ has it that once a world domination seeking g roup gets it's own ³ domain, there's little standing in it's way. SO BACK THE FUCK UP, ³ BECAUSE WE HAVE ANGST AND WE'RE COMING TO RAP E YOUR WORLD, TWIST ³ IT UPSIDE DOWN AND INSIDE OUT, STEAL YOUR DOG , AND COOK DINNER FOR ³ YOUR MOTHER. WE'RE BLADE FUCKING PRODUCTIONS AND WE OWN YOU. | : Thank you. ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä  "y ou can be a winner at the ymca."    Ä Ä ÄÄÄ´ Ú Äij³ÄÄ ¿ ÄÄ ÄÄÅ ÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â ³ ³ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ³³³ Ä Äijell, the contest in february's edi tion of The Edge was a smashing ³ success. coughYEAHRIGHTcough. The only person  to succesfully guess any ³ of the songs was Sexrsist, so he wins the ori ginal Mindcrime ansi. Too ³ bad I was my usual lazy self this month and d idn't get around to it. ³ Soon, man, I promise! ³ ³ Anyways, here are the answers. I was thinking  about holding this ³ contest every month, but it has become abunda ntly clear that NO ONE ³ CARES. SO FUCK YOU ALL :) ³ ³ Thank you. ³ ³ "come to me...  i'll be your guar dian angel." ³- "Guardian Angel", Juno Reactor ³ ³ "hack the heads off little girls and put them on my wall." ³- "Skulls", Misfits ³ ³ "play that beat, play that beat, BANG! " ³- "Here we go", C+C Music Factory ³ ³ "doing just for the cause." ³- "The Cause", NOFX ³ ³ "the sign said that long haired,  freaky people need not apply." ³- "Signs", Tesla ³ ³ "black lipstick stains her glass of red w ine." ³- "Love You To Death", Type O Negative ³ | "i can hold the world in my virtual hand. " :- "Virtuality", Rush ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä "a sign of the  times."   Ä  Ä ÄÄÄ´ Ú Äij³ÄÄ ¿ ÄÄ ÄÄÅÄÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â à ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ³ ³ ³here once was a dork named Wizy. ³ With his dog he liked to get busy. ³ Every time he shows his face in public, ³ all the girls shout and call him a sissy. ³ ³ He's a fruitcake of the ultimate kind. ³ He masturbates so much that he's blind. ³ You could look under any stone on earth, ³ but a bigger ball of slime you'll never find. ³ ³ Wizy, Wizy, we hate you Wizy, and you're gunn a die. ³ Because the Blade Nation has a new target in mind. ³ AND WE WON'T STOP UNTIL WE SEE YOUR FUCKING F ACE MANGLED AND BEGGING ³ FOR MERCY UNDER THE ALMIGHTY FOOT OF THE MOST  POWERFUL SOCIETY OF ³ DERANGED LUNATICS THIS WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN . ³ ³ DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE D IE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. | : Thank you. ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä "i've got my h and on my nutsac."   Ä Ä ÄÄÄ´ Ú Äij³ÄÄ ¿ ÄÄ ÄÄÅÄÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â à ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ³ ³ ³his month, the Blade Senior staff me mbers had some interesting times! ³ This is the elite section where we tell you w hat happened. ³ ³ Where to start... Well, Edicius got a girlfri end, right? And he ³ fondled her boobies and stuff. But, get this,  this is the good part, ³ she was an AOL slut! She pimped herself out o ver the digitally wired ³ nation and hooked up with some homosexual ped ophile that was going ³ to rape her silly and make GIF's out of it. S o Edicius, being an ³ upstanding member of society, dumped her bitc h ass faster than a ³ three dollar hooker gets sold in #ansi. Membe rs of the Blade Nation ³ can get much better chix0rs than her. ³ ³ So, while Edicius was hanging out with his gi rly girl, Mindcrime and ³ and Belial, being the smarter of the bunch an d knowing that girls ³ are evil, were all kinds of pissed at Edi for  not hanging out with ³ them anymore. So Edicius got his ass demoted.  Senior staffers have ³ no time for women. ³ ³ But then he dumped her and everything was hun ky dorey, and Edicius got ³ promoted back to senior staff! And the kingdo m rejoiced! YAY! ³ ³ But then, out of NOWHERE, Grey Hawk decides t o give into the man and ³ get a girly girl of his own. "OH NO!", you sa y? DAMN RIGHT! This caused ³ much problems for the nation. For three weeks , we didn't see Grey ³ Hawk at all! Then one day, he calls up Mindcr ime and wants to hang out. ³ it turns out his chix0r was out of town or so me such crap. Good excuse ³ to hang with OLD BUDS, HUH GREY!?! Yeah... We ll, we went out to buy ³ some oonce, and we did. And then we were all bored and stuff, because | there's nothing to do in South Central Bumble fuck, New Jersey. So we : went bowling. HAH! That's right - ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä "The Blade Nat ion Goes Bowling."   Ä Ä ÄÄÄ´ Ú Äij³ÄÄ ¿ ÄÄ ÄÄÅÄÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â ³ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ÀÄ¿ ³ ÙÄÙo, we went bowling. It was Mindcri me, Grey Hawk, Belial, Dimes, and ³ Jason. And it just so happened that there was  an air hockey table at ³ this bowling alley, so Dimes, being the air h ockey freak he is, ³ decides to play some. But get this, THE FUCKI NG TABLE HAD A RUBBER ³ PUCK. The plot thickens. So after playing a c ompletely loopy game of ³ air hockey, we bowled. ³ ³ For 10 bux a piece, we got two lanes for as m any games as we wanted! ³ What a deal! And get this, it was COSMIC BOWL ING. So they played oonce ³ and there were lasors and it was just a big p arty in there. So we ³ acted like complete idiots for a while and to ssed balls all over the ³ place. ³ ³ Then, it happened. Mindcrime, pulling a move that has to happen at ³ least once at every bowling session, decides to run down the lane in ³ an attempt to get closer to the pins. THOSE F UCKING LANES ARE SLIPPERY. ³ Mindcrime, arms flailing, approached the floo r with amazing speed as | his feet flew right out from under him. Ever see the most powerful : man in the world take a header on a bowling l ane? It was quite a sight. ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä "i've got my ha nd on my nutsac." Part Two   Ä Ä ÄÄÄ´ Ú Äij³ÄÄ ¿ ÄÄ ÄÄÅÄÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â à ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ³ ³ ³he next night, the unbelievable happ ened. For the first time in ³ months, the entire whole of the Blade Senior staff, plus Dimes and ³ Jason, wanted to hang out! Flat broke and wit h no options, we ³ decided to go over Edicius' house and cause a  ruckus in the room ³ surrounding his elite pool table. And boy, di d a ruckus happen. ³ Belial, after being insulted one too many tim es, erupted into ³ ultimate stupidity. We wanted to knock his te eth in, but he's like ³ family and stuff. But then, he insulted Jason 's mom. OH SNAP! ³ So Jason almost made a permenent imprint in E dicius's wall with ³ Belial's head. It didn't happen though, unfor tunatly. I was hoping ³ there would be a fight, weren't you? ANYTHING  TO SPRUCE UP THIS ³ FUCKING BORING ASS STORY. MY GOD WHAT HAS GON E WRONG IN MY HEAD?! ³ I'M NOT A FUCKING WRITER FOR MELROSE PLACE. T HIS IS REAL FUCKING LIFE. ³ IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ENTERTAINING. FUCK FUCK F UCK. | : Thank you. ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä "uye'm da fuyu hstahtuh."  Ä  Ä ÄÄÄ´ Ú Äij³ÄÄ ¿ ÄÄ ÄÄÅ ÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â à ³ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ³ ³ ³ ÄÄÙye uhm dah fuyuhstahtuh, twisted f uyuhstahtuh. Ahm da silly brit boy,³ wul kin' true duh staights singun' muh silly brit sung. Uye uhm dah ³ fuyuhstahtuh, twisted fuyuhstahtuh. Uye phur duh Blayed Nuytion. Uye uhm³ dah fuyuhst ahtah, twisted fuyuhstahtuh. Look uht muh guitar, it 's guht ³ silly techno bites und muh granny puht hur te ef uhn it. | : UYE'M DA FUYUHSTAHTUH, TWISTED FUYUHS TAHTUH. ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä "DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT OF THE BOOOOOTH"   Ä Ä ÄÄÄ´ Ú Äij³ÄÄ ¿ ÄÄ ÄÄÅ ÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â ³ ³ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ³Ä³ ³³ere's some funny shit, to make th is info file funny. Because right ³ now it really sucks, and I'm getting really d epressed, because I'm ³ not very creative anymore and I can see it al l going downhill from ³ here. First I lose my creativity, then my ori ginality, pretty soon ³ my personality goes, then my individuality. B efore I know it, I'll ³ be hanging out in #ansi. ³ ³ if i had an apple2e, i'd be on dr ugs, too ³ ³ and on the 9th day.. god created A NSI.SYS and shite was ³good. ³ and on the 31337th day, blade was forged in iron and blood, ³and shite was very good..  ³  ³ ³ <- gj -> haha.. you know what i find funny? i have my mirc setup with ³ all my channels visible with divisio ns equal to each window ³ (blade is bigger than the rest thoug h), and recently i discard ³ #ansi from my autojoin, and i've fou nd more fun and interestin ³ stuff with what i replaced the #ansi  channel with, which is my ³ fucking status window. =] ³ ³ i'm a pyro-necro-pedapheliac. i l ike little dead flaming  ³  children... ³ ³ <_VEk_> when does he usually come? ³ he usually comes after i use my tounge . ³ edi, you almost made me spit my r ed powedery drink all  ³   over the monitor. ³ ³ ³ + mindcrime turns into Nuno the Amazing Flyin g Fat Boy. ³ ..damn.. better run ³ 2 ³ +-- - mindcrime now thinks he's fatboy ³ : ³ + fatboy fly's at ironghost ³ no! NOT NUNO! ³ you guys can stop, i'm nolonger a  cia agent ³ + edi_ hits you with an alt-165 for +2 damage . ³ + AmishGuy runs over ironghost with his buggy . ³ + grey_hawk turns into a rock. ³ i was for about 1 week ³ +-- - grey_hawk now thinks he's rock ³ dood, i just wrecked you with the span ish "n" ³ a rock? ³ hahahahahahah ³ +-- - AmishGuy now thinks he's _b3 ³ what bloody good is a rock gunna do? ³ <_b3> grey hawk's a rock!)( ³ <_b3> hahah | edi: ABHAHAHAA : + rock is thrown at ironghost. ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä "we're an undergrou nd revolution working over time.."  Ä Ä ÄÄÄ´Ú  Äij³ÄÄ ¿ ÄÄ ÄÄÅ ÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â ³ ³ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ³Ä³ ³³ere to bring you the newest infor mation on the Blade BlackOps ³ crew is one of our newest members, Julian. °°°°° °°°°° °°°°   °°°° °°°  ÜÛÛ±±ÛÛÜ °°° °° Û°ÜßßßßÜ °Û °° °  ÜÛÞÝÛÛ°°±±²²ÞÝÛÜ  ° Þ°²ßÜÜÛÛÛ ²ÜÜßܲ ÛÝ  ßÛÛÜÜßßßßßÜÜÛÛÛß  ßßßßßßßßßß  ÜÜÛÛß ²²²°Û²²Û ßÛ ÜÛÜ blade blackops...  ÛÜÜ Þ²°Üܱ² Ý ÜÜÛÛ Ü±±ÛÛßÜÛ ßÝÜÜ ²ß ÛÜßÛÛ±²ÛÜ th e april 1997 report. Û²ÛßÜÛ²²Ý ÜÜ  ÞÛÛÛÜßÛÛ²Û Ûßܲ۲ß²Û°°ÞÝ ÛÛ ÛÛ²ßÜßÛÛ after a long and phearsome b attle with the upstarts ÛÛÜßÛÜÛ²°Ý°ÞÝ ÞÛÛÛ ²ÜßÜÛÛÛ in serial, blade is again victorious. they may not ÜßßÛÜßÛ²²Û ÞÝ°ÛÛÛÛßÜÛÛÛÛÛ  now it, but we own them. ßßÛÜÜßÜßÜÛÝÞÝÞÛÛßÜßßß  we own them all. cia's Agent45 last seen undergoing much painful  we have compiled a list  of all our aquisitions for interrogation as to why this month, so that you may kno w where the blade he opped agent julian- nation has stru ck. phear. friez. reported dead. phear our skillz. we took the following: ³ ³ #cia and #magma on efnet. #cia's agent45 opp ed our director, who ³ proceeded to secure the channel. we gave i t back in a display that ³ the blade nation is quite b enevolent, and we just want to RULE you. ³ #magma were not so kind in. we also had a bo ut with #bush and the ³ filthy #teensex, but decided to leave them be . ³ ³ the autoexec.bat of an offensive personage wa s changed to create a   ³ loop effect, scrolling ³ "your computer has been hax0red by blade blac k0ps. ³ suffer while we delete your hard drive.   ³ phear. black0ps strikes again" ³ the recipient of this was not pleased and thr ew a tantrum. ³ chalk another one up for the blade n ation. ³  ³ one gallon of gas. ³ ³ three laser printer readouts changed to read  "blade nation". ³ ³ a cow. her calf (hamburgers and veal steaks for all!) ³  ³ one theatre manager's car. the car was late r driven off a cliff with ³ said manager tied to the wheel. ³ ³ the perkasie, PA 5 and 10 store ³ ³ the quakertown, PA AMC 6 theatres. ³ ³ the Lehigh Valley Mall (allentown PA) Walden Books. (free playboys!) ³ ³ 1 inkjet cartridge ³ ³ 3 Star Wars kites ³ ³ Vermont (the entire state) ³ ³ the town of Hammonton, NJ. ³ ³ a six pack of diet coke, which were shaken an d thrown at traffic. ³ ³ Microsoft. Bill Gates was executed, and mindcrime is the new CEO. ³ ³ Tourette's Syndrome [we traded cancer for thi s one... FUCK YEAH] ³ ³ a dog, which we named rover. ³ ³ 1,000,000 californian sewer rats ³ ³ a beer factory in Fogelsville, PA (strohs!) ³ ³ 1 1978 Oldsmobile Omega, dubbed, "The Black0l dsmobile" ³ ³ China (ACmE strikes again, now as the anti ch inese mass extermination) ³ ³ well, we let them live. we just kix0red all the commies out, and made ³ the people slaves to the Blade Nation. ³ ³ the words "phear" and "angst". use them with out our permission, and ³ you risk death. ³ ³ Sydney, Australia (thanks to agent oxi-10) ³ ³ and finally.... after the capture of electronic arts, we've decided to ³ add the following changes to NHL'98: ³ martin brodeur is uninjurable , and no pucks can get past him... ever. ³ every devil's player has 100% sh ooting/passing. ³ every other team has 0% shooting/passing. ³ passing causes fights, and multiple team memb er can get into fights. ³ the title screen will be an ansi by Mindcrime . ³ and the soundtrack will be by QueensR˜che....  Empire, fittingly enough. ³ ³ that's our acquisition list for march. it wa s a slow month. phear. ³ ³ but wait! there's more! what Julian didn't kn ow was that all the ³ while he was playing blackops boy out in 215,  the 908 crew was busy ³ with some aquiring of their own! ³ ³ here's our list: ³ ³ a rubber air hockey puck. ³ ³ a micron millenia transport p133 with 32 megs  of ram. ³ ³ a nerf table hockey game. ³ ³ several volumes of oonce on cd. ³ ³ astrorock(tm). ³ ³ two turntables and a microphone. ³ ³ wizy's mom. ³ ³ #americanstandardcodeforinformationinterchang e ³ ³ the saint. ³ ³ elle mcphearsome. ³ ³ two gallons of all purpose sulphuric acid for  use in "cleaning." ³ ³ the brooklyn bridge. ³ ³ a waitress at the americana diner. ³ ³ a slippery bowling lane. ³ ³ baseball simulator 1000. ³ ³ a little league team named the "angst crusade rs". ³ ³ the shrewsbury, nj starbucks. ³ ³ a waitress at ruby tuesday's. (she wanted me. ) ³ ³ 37 thousand pounds of idaho potatoes, with an  e. ³ ³ the hour you lost due to daylight savings. ³ ³ mindcrime's cousin's purple hair. ³ ³ several "sluts of the day", including one fie sty little teenager ³ who almost tackled mindcrime to the ground at  the white trash ³ bowling alley. ³ ³ a cue ball in my pocket. ³ ³ coolio. ³ ³ america online. (we're looking to sell. CHEAP !) ³ ³ an oscar won for "best supporting bra." ³ ³ the AOL geek that Edicius' sluty ex-girlfrien d fondled. ³ ³ grey hawk's girl friend. ³ ³ the entire cast of "Party of Five." (Mindcrim e attempted to put the ³ moves on Neve Cambell, but she's like, marrie d and stuff.) ³ ³ whiplash willy, the motor psycho. | : and last, but definitly not least, The ACiD N ewsletter. ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä "i wanna rock and r oll all night and party every day." Ä  Ä ÄÄÄ´Ú Äij ³ÄÄ ¿ ÄÄ ÄÄÅÄÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â à ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ³ ³ ³his just in! The entire senior staff  of the Blade Nation has formed ³ an 80's hair band! Calling themselves "Fruity  Death", the foursome ³ are masquarading around in tight leather pant s and frizzy hair. ³ With smash hits like "Mama Said I Could Dance  Like Elvis" and ³ "Ruling the World With Our AquaNet Hair Spray ", the bands first | album is sure to be a smash hit. Look for it in stores everywhere : sometime this month. ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä"the sanatarium ." Ä Ä ÄÄÄ´Ú  Äij³ÄÄ ¿ ÄÄ ÄÄÅÄÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â à ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ³ ³ ³his month's new nutcases are: ³ ³ Elusive Vision - OldSchool ex-acid ansi artis t. We like to say "He duh ³bomb." ³ ³ Essence : Ascii Fruitboy. ³ ³ Phaelinx : Lit boy. ³ ³ Knocturnl : Ansi Liverdick. ³ ³ Diarmuid : VGA Fruity McNasty. ³ ³ Julian: Ascii and Ansi Geek / Blackops. ³ ³ Spoonz : Ascii Wormbiter. | : Kno-3 : High Resolution Extraordinaire / Blac kops. ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä"t.n.t. for the  brain." Ä Ä ÄÄÄ´ Ú Äij³ÄÄ ¿ ÄÄ ÄÄÅ ÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â ÃÄÙÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ³ou can play along once again with the blade na tion this month! Although we're not going to be offering ansi's to the f reaks who get the answers, all of this months articles titles (wi th the exception of one obvious one) are song lyrics! Play "Th e Edge Home Game" and try to figure them out! You can even email mi ke@exit109.com to see if you're right. Need some hints? Music we listened to while compiling this epic: "Hear in the Now Frontier" - Queensryche "Dubnobasswithmyheadman" - Underworld "Everything is Wrong" - Moby "Ambient" - Moby "Greatest Hits" - The Moody Blues "The Wall" - Pink Floyd "Snivilisation" - Orbital Wipeout XL Soundtrack "Beyond The Infinite" - Juno Reactor "A Classic Case: The London Symphany Orchastra plays th e music of Jethro Tull featuring Ian Anderson" "Second Toughest in the Infants" - Underworld Movies we saw while people in #blade were yelling f or the pack:  "The Saint" (twice) ÄÄÄ Ä ³³ Ä ÄÄÄ ÃÄÄÄ Ä   Ä"i feel so shak en in my faith." Ä Ä ÄÄÄ´Ú Äij³ÄÄ ¿ ÄÄ ÄÄÅ ÃÄ ÄÄÄ ÀÄÄ Â ³ ³ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÙ ³ ³³³ Ä Äijell, there you have it folks. I do n't know anymore. It seems we've ³ just exausted ourselves making this newslette r every month. I've ³ always thought it was the most fun part of th e pack, but lately it ³ has really turned out lousy. Mental note: Sta rt the edge sometime ³ before two hours before the pack goes out. Th at's probably a hip ³ idea. So settle down next to us next pack for  what might prove to ³ be a better issue. Or, it might not. Hell, if  all we ever do is | take over the universe, life is going to get pretty boring. Hopefully : we'll find something new to do next month. 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