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EXTRA EXTRA! THE FIRST SWAP A SUCCESS! PROCLAIMED '
WAY FUCKING BETTER' THAN THE
                        JOINT! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

you heard it right folks.. swap(tm) #01 was a 
huge success!! although it was a 
bit rocky at the start, and a few people left because t
hey didn't wanna 'stick 
around that long', it was great.. and there is only one thin
g i have to say to
those who left.. YOUR LOSS! =) .. 

anyways, we had 6 people participa
ting (hope you guys had fun), and everybody   seemed 
to love it.  thanks go out to widowmaker, mig
hty mouse, filth, defiant, 
and fonebone for making the first swap a 
great one.

there were a few problems we ran into, but i have irone
d them out.. all except
a few .. heres what they are:

- we can't use #swap.
  it is some lame-o pd hangout or some
thing. =) so we have
to use #swap(tm) instead. oh boy. =)

- we had a bit of trouble when defiant le
ft towards the end. basically the 
solution to that is, dont leave untill its 
done, or at least give me notice so
that i can get someone to take your place. it isn't
 a good thing to leave. bad.
very bad! ;)

         DOODLEBOYS AROUND THE GLOBE WONDER WHEN THE 
NEXT SWAP WILL BE! 

the next swap(tm) will be held 
(this should be implanted in your skull by now ;)
tuesday (09/03) at 7pm eastern in #swap(tm)
 .. there will be a max limit of 8 
people, so be on the lookout right at 7pm when
 the doors open.  it's a lot of
fun.. you don't wanna miss it.

WAYS TO CONTACT CHEEZE HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED!  GREETS
 (UNRELATED) HAVE ALSO BEEN                          
       DISCOVERED!

you can get intouch with me + pickup the swap weekly pa
ckets (released on the 
wednsday directly after the swap) at these locations:

inet email: yar1@cris.com
WHQ: doink - 407-783-1522
ftp: ftp.cdrom.com/pub/artpacks/incoming/ar
tpacks
- or - 
any scene concious board (and hell, if th
ey don't have it, they aren't worth 
the call!)

just for the record, NO distros/hq will be giv
en out because, well, thats point
less.. there is no need. if you wanna say your a swap(tm) di
stro, fine, go for
it.. i can't stop you. but there are no official bo
ards other than doink.

big thanks go out to:

- crayon: for the original joint idea
.. you will go down in history, bro. =)
- hennifer + warpus: for the great sw
ap(tm) idea and for the swap logos.. thanks  
boys - you've done a great thing.
- creator: for the diz on such short 
notice .. i lub jew. =)
- anyone else who has helped me, weither 
it be directly or indirectly: thanks! 

icky, ICKY color scheme/layout by cheeze / logo by he
nnie+warpus / swap(tm) 1996