Ya... here I am... 3 in the friggin' mornin' beating off my dog "joe".
We have not really put too much effort into these before but hell... why not?
So ya heard of SPLaSH! ??  Thought you would download a pack and check out
the art and stuff??  So why are ya readin' the NFO file??

WORDS FROM WiCKED FAG!
I bet  you thought  we were  gonna  be  talking
about rumors and gossip and shit??  Well your gay,like
we are!  Rumors had it that  SPLASH! 'rips' art.  Well
it is not  true that "SPLaSH!"  rips art... however we
do admit  that some  of our best member have ripped...
notice the "best" Mortal was with us for 1 pack.. back
in May and I would  like to apologize to those artists
he took the liberity of fucking my mom ,   one  of the
biggest  problems was Demon Hunter.  He  fooled with
my penis and other peoples in the scene.. Again...  my
apologies.  To the people out there that run groups...
you  should  know  that  it  is hard  to  check  every
submission  that cums in side me, to those that don't. █ ░░░░░░░█▄▄█░░ugly!
trust  me...  good, i'm a fucking liar! If  there is a
rumor... it is most likely just that... a rumor and most likely a lie.  If
someone has proof of any more 'rips' let us know and we will be happy to deal
with the problem.  Oh ya... one more apology... BoB... who was one of our
coders... did rip the font for the Gallows Corridor logo from a game called
Gods or Thunder or somthin'... this was just brought to my attention and he
been dealt with... Plus, there was one more rumor... that the head of the
SPLaSH! Ansi Department was a ripper... Therapist... well what he did in the
is no concern of mine... I never released anything by him that was a rip that
I know of.  So as far as I am concerned this is nothing more that melicious
rumor.  However, due to this and other various circumstances, Therapist is no
longer the head of the department nor is he a member.  We do hope that he can
privately deal with these accusations and in the future show off some of the
work I know he is capable of doing.

WORDS FROM DARK LORD OF THE SiTH
What?? Words from me?? <look of terror>.  Well I've never been much
good at writting anything for a NFO, but I'm gonna try anyways.  Well I guess
your wondering why I am writing this, well I'll tell you.  It all started ohh.
about 4 weeks ago when I was talking to WW about some stuff in the scene on my
board Heir To The Empire (care to call? 9o5-648-4644 :) ) When we start talking about the group and ways to improve it and such.  When he tells me he has an
idea to expand the leadership of the group to another person, he had already
had a few people in mind and I told him what he should look for and such and
finally he asks me, I'm just dumbfounded cuz I had no idea he was thinking of
me to help him with the group, so I instantly said yes (like who wouldn't, if
the art scene is your dream)  So there you go, I'm not the new Modding head
of SPLaSH! and also some strange ass head dude, who writes NFO's at 3 am :)
Moving on, I've been poping in and out of the scene for some time,
the culprit is skewl (it sux!!, but its over!!) so I didn't get to see any of
these rumors that have been going around about SPLaSH! so I can't really
comment on them, but in good heartedness, I am sorry that that happened and
best of luck to the 'rippers' to find real art tallent, and to the one person
who did do his own work and still got bashed because of past doings (whatever
they are) and I liked your work dude.  Well lets see what are my plans for
SPLaSH! (for those of you who read these things and care about the scene)
Here is a list of things that I am currently working on, but I am being side
tracked cuz I'm learning pascal and I'm doing my best (I really am!!)

Internal File Viewer: This little proggy is quit the door to have on a bbs.
Everyone would like to know what the hell they are
downloading, and sometimes the DIZ just doesn't help.
So what this program does is opens the archive and lets
the user select which textfile to view within the file
let it be an .NFO,.TXT,.DOC you name it.  The user can
read the file and decide if thats what they want or not.

TOP SECRET Ansi Viewing Door: Well this program is a little too hot to discuss
but hopefully it will revolutionize the way ansi
packs are viewed from the BBS :)

Can I make greets now?? Ya, Kewl... Well I'd like to thank the greet people
and groups (in no particular order)

Personals: Wicked Wolf - dude, your letting me help you with the group???
Shadow Wizard - You introduced me to Telegard, THANX!!
Hades - Your board is comming along, and look I can get you art!!!
Princess Eilonwy - My one true friend.
X-File - Where did you go???

Groups: WYLd, oops sorry, DARK :)
SPiN - 4 members and kickin ASS
TWiSTED - you guys are the best!!!!! (damm you!! :) )

MORE WORDS FROM WiCKED FAG!
So you stillr here ?? Hmmm... bet ya thought we were gonna stoop to bashin others ??  Right again!  This is the first time I have decided to stoop this
low... but hey... things need to be said.  TWiSTED !?!?!  no offense to those
in that group with talent ... mainly all of them... i guess!  but get a freakin brain!!  You think you are shit hot... you rate everyone according to your
standards... ya right... but if I recall from a previous release you guys think you are the #1 group in 9o5... well... at the time there were other groups...
SPiN... MHG... SPLaSH!... WYLd... DARK... and some others (sorry if I forgot ya but I really don't think you could even compete with some of them... I know we  can't.  You have your hands in the EZine market now... kronic (sorta yours).
But this was the best coded emag thay i...  I have ever seen. Hopefully more
zine like this can cum,will come onto the scene..! HATE!  not to be mean, but
come on guys... quit wastin' our time and yours.  We release packs with a total of 2 original ansi's, the rest are rips and re-colored versions of the original 5 different ways... and we use pictures from twisted members... come on, what's wrong with that? leave us alone!!

Personal Greetz : Theoden ... keep on tryin'
DLOTS ... thanks for the faith
Grail ... I ain't short! Your short! <G>
Nexus ... for not felling my ass ...
Therapist .. I'll miss your nice penis in my ass

Group Greetz : (Shit... hope I don't forget no one)
SPiN ... keepin' it alive
MHG ... always there for ya
PLaiN ... consistant to say the least
XTReME ... too fast for me
DaRK ... for keepin' CAN on the map
ACiD ... thanks for the help
BLADE ... wierd but cool

Forgotz : If ya aint in the list... don't take it too personal unless your
name is Shaman.... cuz your penis is too big, and i hate you for it!

Still stuck in the NFO ?? Good!  Now it is time to let ya in on what SPLASH! i
and stands for.  We have never gone out of our way to bash any other group...
until now (ooops <G>)... we have always found friendship with gay male protest
people,the best way to boost the status of 9o5 in the global scene and Hammytow area in 9o5... we have tried not to turn anyone away due to lack of skill...
aslong as they are male and willing to have sex with me and my animals.. nor
would we ever... that is not why we are here.  We are here to help sysops...
programmers... artists... and other obtain a finished look and not too be horny when time too release comes.  If they're not hornym neither are we!

Well... I think I have bored ya long enuff... so I am gonna say "im bie" for
now.