When is a Smurf not a Smurf?
Rev. Reverb (sOlO `95)

I watched the best show of my generation cancelled before my eyes.
What's more fun then watching non-existent little blue things sing their la
la song?

I watched as everyone around me tried to find Waldo.
As if he was ever there at all.

I warned my friends not to buy deffective Pentium processors.
*I* was behind the times.

My dog has begun to laugh at me, I see his grimace in my sleep.

I'm in a clique. It's called 'My Clique', it's very exclusive, in fact I'm
the only member. I feel sorry for those who are all alone.

I'm on a long car trip to right back where I started and I'm getting restless.

I skip breakfast, it's a waste of time. I must mourn the end of sleep and
brace myself for the new day.

I read books on Democratic Socialism and then watch NBC sitcoms.

I draw up elaborate schemes to take control of the world and then remember
I've yet to take control of my own life.

I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder if I'm the only one that's
real and if everything else is an illusion or if everything else is real and
*I* am the illusion.

I question the existence of Pi.

I watch Baywatch for the well written plots and good acting.

I sit through class every day wondering when it's going to end and when I get
out of school I wonder when it's going to begin again.

I used to talk to the wall and let it know that it's more interesting then
a lot of people I know and a lot more patient. Then it started ignoring me.

I don't understand colored computer disks or toilet seat covers.

I carry my wallet but I keep all my money in my pocket.

I avoid wearing a watch and sometimes I wonder if I like asking people the
time.

Did you ever scream into the night just because no one was around and you knew
you could get away with it?

Do Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers come to you in your sleep and tell you
their deepest, darkest secrets?

Does anyone else think Barney and Rush Limbaugh look a lot alike?

Is anyone even listening to this poem anymore? I'm not, I gave up after the
Waldo part.

I just realized I've gone mad. Hahahahaha