This is Not a Lit so Fuck You  
By Rev. Reverb (solo)

  This is supposed to be a lit. Fuck it. I don't feel like writing a lit.
Instead I think I'll talk to you about a topic that's been on everybody's
mind lately, or at least it appears to be from my point-of-view...

                             SEX CRAZED MIDGETS!

  Yes, it seems as if every time you turn on the TV you hear something new,
or rather old(something you'd already heard) about sex crazed midgets. I mean,
they're everywhere. The supermarket, the mall, tattoo parlors, bars, teen
parties, orgies. There's no escaping them, they're everywhere.
  I say it's time we put an end to this sex crazed midget obsession our
society has come to embrace and turn to more important issues like fungus.
I can't seem to get rid of it. It's all over my body from my neck down, I have
to where a lot of clothes all the time to conceal it. The people that know
about it tell me to bathe but they know as well as I do what bathing can do
to your skin. Now sex crazed midgets w/purple fungus all over their bodies,
that's a problem to. But so am I. I'm a freak;a fungus covered freak. And do
you know what? I LIKE MY FUNGUS! I think I might grow it long or dye it a
different color though. In any case, it's a part of me and that's how it's
going to stay because it can't be surgically removed, it's too late.

Later...