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(hu rrah, fanfare, e tc.) see? ..and  i bet you thoug ht we were just making that up.  4. i am very disap pointed that i have not gotten  one piece of mail about bill  not  one  sight ing,  not  one con vert. so everyo ne, send me somethin g! ..ju nk m ail, whatever, i 'll take it and cherish it forev er. please be nice to the poor hennif er.. 5. we wish technif ix a h appy housewarmin g after his mov e to baffin i sland, bu t do n't worry, he's s till with septic .  6. the septic whq,  c onvertical , was do wn for a couple  days around ap ril 15th, due to the aforement ioned riftrox.z ip (killkillkil lkill killkill ), but its  back up  and waitin g for callers. 7. in more minor  news, t his month septic  has swallowed u p both ice and acid . anyone affiliat ed with these tw o groups is now under our control. 8. remember the so lid gold dancers ? tonight, joining u s is warpus , a hard core gardener a nd b irdwatcher . he i s anexpert in " stuff that henn ifer didn't   say yet".  he will be sh aring with us"th at stuff", and mo st important of all - "other stu ff". warpus? a. my  bowling   career is  over. riftrox  somehow manag ed to erase al l the partiti ons on my bowlin g ball. but th at's not all. m y mom got really  dr unk last night and st itched the words  "ablag wrnlple"  on my sock. i am ruined. b. several groups  wanted to    merge  with  septic this mon th. i don't kn ow if i said this b efore or not, bu t septic will  no t merge.  not  ever. c. offsprin g: get yo ur ass over here . you  won. my closet  is yo urs for 7 days. d. we are always looking for   ne w members . and to show  you that we do  care, we've got a  new contest. the next person to be admitted i nto septic will be awarded a warpus( tm)  compliment . e. i wish they nam ed a hurricane a fter me. and now, time for  something reall y out of the or dinary, somethi ng out of thiswo rld, something so unusual it s tarts on line   94 . yes,  its tet anus  with the septic mascot upd ate: viral entity enc ounters "barton" this month our mas cot, vir al entity  ran into some p roblems. first off, he wenton a  trip to some unk nown temple for some odd reason.  little did he know, a guyby th e name of barton  still  lived in this dump. viral en tity got extrem ebeatings from h im and was sucke d into his rolls . someho w, viral made an amazinge scape and barely made it to the hospital . this  "barton" attem pted to findvir al entity but was  shot while clim bing a very tall  building. vira l entity gotto k eep a piece of b arton's lard fo r a keepsake bef ore he was cut up  for far mfeed. and last but not least, taken fr om "the diction ary according t o warpus", thede finition of septic :  septi c (septic) - a collec tion of artistic  distributions, displaced  over a  selected  two-dimensional  area to which the human nervo us system respond s by  activating vario us, usually ina ctive responses stimulating na tural euphoria.   and that's all for  this mon th. actu ally, there migh t be some art , so go check. SAUCE00read this you buffoons! prince and princess septic 19960429ñ0Pt