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hennifer raises his hand in class.  it is his turn to speak:±±

hello, and welcome to this month's septic pack!  first thing:  i am not wyvern.
yeah, i know its hard to believe, but i'm not him! ..i'm hennifer, and there's 
reason why i'm writing this.  read on:

the story of the prince, the princess, and the.. wyvern.°°

near the beginning of march, wyvern came to warpus and i with a
 problem.  he just couldn't handle the stress of running a group. 
fear struck our hearts.  what would we do?  who would take over?  
would [gasp!] septic die?!?!  the answer to all of these questions 
is "no!" ..except for the first question.  the answer to that is: 
warpus and i would take over together.  ..and so i guess the answer 
to the second question is "hennifer and warpus" ..but the third one 
is definitely "no!".  so.  i can see the hamster in your head 
running.  you're thinking, "what, will they have senior staff now?  
i'm hungry."  no, we are not gonna have senior staff.  instead, we 
are going to follow the pattern of the olden days.  like the great 
king arthur, and the wonderful princess di, we will have royalty. 
it goes like this:
°°°°
  ±±i (hennifer) am the prince.
warpus (warpus) is the princess.
the others are.. serfs, or slaves, or donkeys or something. :)

just kidding, the others are artists and all-around cool guys.  now 
wouldn't it be nice if there were more of them? (hint hint) :)
okay, enough babbling.  the end result of all of this is that 
septic is now stronger than ever, and we're gonna stay that way. 
all eight of us. :)

the end.°°

°°
now, onto business.  i'll try and keep it short.
 
1. hennifer pantalon (me) has decided to drop his pants, and will from now on 
   be known simply as hennifer.

2. distros have been chosen from the apps received.  we've gotten so many apps
   that we will not be accepting any more.  at all!  ..so don't send us any.
   septic will, however, be glad to look at as many artist apps that can be 
   sent in.

3. right at the end of the month, we got two new members!  first, technifix has
joined us as a coder.  he joined late in the month, so you'll have to wait
till may to see his magic, but trust me, the wait'll be worth it!  next, 
septic has gained a mascot!  viral entity will now lead us into battle, and
starting next month, you'll hear about his crazy antics from tetanus.  in the   words of ve, "*&)".

4. it is april fool's day.  there is one thing in this pack which is totally
   untrue.  here's a hint: wa-hello.ans :) 

5. hennifer (me) made a very stupid mistake.  yes, i have given out the wrong
   inet email address!  i am very sorry, and have spent the last month kicking
   myself... the actual address is hennifer@multiboard.com.  i repeat, 
   hennifer@multiboard.com, so send mail to that address, and i guarantee i'll
   get it.

6. there's a new version of the septapp.exe, so use it and not the old one.

7. we had a new file_id.diz, but aciddraw wouldn't take it, so sorry 'bout 
   using the old one again.

8. i love you.
°°

now i'll turn this whole sha-bang over to princess warpus!
°°

hi, and welcome to my part.  my part is just like hennifer's part, except that
it's written by me, not hennifer.  i kinda like it this way.

now, onto mostly important stuff:°°

1. surprisingly, we have no new artists.  because of this me and hennifer 
   sat down and this is what we came up with.  each month, 1 (one) accepted 
applicant will win a trip to sunny london, ontario, canada.  the winner
will spend a week in my closet.  you better bring your own food and some
small-ass refrigerator along, cuz there's no way that i'm feeding you.

2. omit hennifer's point number four.  i am joining a pro-bowling league.
yes i am.  really.°°

3. my internet email thing only lets me send out one message a day
(this would also apply to hennifer methinks), so i won't be replying to
requests nomore.  well, sometimes.  as for requests, just grab them from
from septic packs, we can't send files either.

4. ha!  hennie forgot something, now i get to write more.  spunge_net is the
official septic net.  all septic members are on it.  if interested in 
getting it, dial up tremor and talk to tetanus.

5. thanks to tetanus septic now has a homepage.  he'll be updating it monthly.
here's the address:

http://www.mgl.ca/~banana/septic

6. i love bill nye.±±
°°

that's it for this edition of the-septic-information-file-thing.  be sure to
grab the next pack and whatever you do, join septic.  warpus out.


note: no capital letters were used in the making of this file.