----------------------------------------------------------------------------- + Enter: MayTrickZ: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Lamer...#ansi is mine...get over it..it was left to me from the original > owners...you think i like babysittin you lamers? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- h0ho. me and mUh h0mi3z aint having d4t s0n. y0 we h4d t0 dr0p da sc13nce on dis f0o, do0dleb0y- styl3ee. In tha w0rdz of t0ne l0c, "lets do it"... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- + Enter: tHA d0P3ZT rHYMIN' sC3NE aCTIVIZTZ eV0R cR34TED. + ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- yo wuttup i'm 300+ pounds, my true lover is beef, as long as its ground, I've never showerd in the 90'z, or left my computer room, and if you mess with mUh desynk boyeez, i'll fux yew with a br00m bust my rhyme as i collide and dine on this, seperate level, hello my name is julian, and i be seemin, to just be dreemin, of a demon, by the name of maytrickz, and he busts lots of lame trickz, thinkin hes the shit, but he's really just a bitch! i'm fat not lean, cause i belong to the scene, gotta get some juarez, but i'm stuck in my chairs i've never met a chick, who didn't diss me hard, once i went outside, but justa buy a soundcard/ i've never really left this chair, cept to flip da paddies/ the only chicks who'll look at me, are 400 pound fatties i cant get to the kitchen, so i get injected it's real bitchen beware of my script zEPHYR, cuz it'll r0x yew to the mAX / people say 'watchu eatin', and i respond "tAM-pAX"./ You say eyem a dictator, or just fuxen lame / but eyem a true leet nigga, being true to da irc-op game. chillin like a villian, 90210's dylan, i'm willin, for twinkie fillin Mx thinks he's leet, but he's not as cool as ewheat, he's prolly so fat he cant get up out he's seat he once got on a scale and scale said get off.. mx took it literally and mx masterbated err cough my last name is Nash , and my mom doesnt' shave her stash / when i be cruisin dat street / you bets check your under yer feet / cuz i be dropping shit left and right / no need for toilets, i'm a true iRC-ELiTE awp me, whoever does is a sweetie, so please G, gimme the opz so i can get horny... wooohaaa i've got phlegm in my throat, but mx is getting off to the script that he wrote, he got bad aim so now there's cum on his coat My mom is hary, her name is Larry, if you saw her you'd say "damn g, shit is scarry" i think it's absurd that MX thinks he invented wh0rd, he prolly thought of it while shakin off a turd i've been on #ansi since i was 11, and now i'm 38 /, eye once went on a date with roseanne, but the cops said it was date-rape / i really love her body, its similar to mine / cept my dogs ok, when he creeps up from behind i gotz 4 billz, enough to get my fillz, but i didnt get it from slanging rocks mang, its from slangin RAM I fake like I represent the lamers of #ansi, I'm teh biggest pansy, feel my rolls of jelly, its all in my belly, i'm so fat I can't see my 2" clit, I break the toilet when I take a shit oh Spot come here so i can fux you up the ass; dont squirm around, spot yer going too fast yO wh0rd when eye be chilling with my best friend pOd_ / the onlything thats shitty is teh toilets that i clOgg / I'm not even in the artscene, but i'll pertend / cuz when eye sit in yer car, the rim's sure to bend MX is my name and i'm hear to say, i love to blow my dog in a major way, i think he likes it too when he comes right in my mouth, but right after that it's him that goes down south the names MC Cyber h0e, now watch me flow, i used to be maytrickz's cyber madam, until I saw his scanned picture I said DAMN, I saw dem rolls of fat, and no longer could I chitchat Now once I blew a goat but he's dick was too big for my throat, so i fucked him up the ass and well, thats all that she wrote i've never left the computer room in the 90's yet / cuz my fat-fucked self is on the internet / I'll be a virgin till i'm 118 / my dick should be happy i'm a #dogsex porn-queen Mx and spot gets it on everyday and everynight, mx likes it best when spot gets in real tight, but if spot gets too hard then mx just wants to blow, and spots little dick explodes and he lets the cum flow "yO eYEm gaydiCKZ, anD im hERE tEW sAY, iYLL rAPE yoUR grANDMA 'n giT yO broTHEr lAID, i haNG in #aNSI iM reALLY coOL, i yaNK mY liTTLE coCK whILE i hAXOR aNSI fOOLS, im 300 pouNDS nOW, will i eVEr bE 4 (hundred). well THE waY thAT itS goIN i duNNO" yo i think i'm the iRC-hax0r god / but between my legs it reaks of cod / the only hole i'll be fucking is pOd_'s / damn i'll fuck Wizy-, cuz we da iRC-gODZ desynk is da name and we be real leet, when i release zephyr yer in for a real treat, cause dis ones got a backdoor, haha all you of you suck, where's my dog spot cause I need a good fuck. yo im gaydickz, like doctor dre, i got more fuCKN rolls, then a bakery yoo whuttup eyem rapping dis up / cuz my sister Frank needs a good fuck / i had to remove my a: drive cuz my dick was stuck / damn shit, now i'm banned from #turtlefuck now spots really good but fifi is better, she might be a cat but i can get her a bit wetter, now fifi can be dangerous since she's got those claws, i'm really john bobbit my cat really naws now i cruise to the local pic'n'save', hopin to find some pennies on the way to get some aftershave, cuz i havent left the house for awhile, living a life of irc to me is wild werdup im mx, like fed ex, i rape all da little boyEZ in #teensex. i let my cunt flex, i got 12 neckz, and my belly it goes flyin round like a tex-mecKZ I livei n my dorm 25/8, I've never had a date, the only sex I get is from cybermen, but they reject me cuz I'm not thin. Not evena cyber h0e would fuck me, I'm too crustyee yo i dont do it tiger-style / cuz that might take awhile / since i'm fucking obese / i gotta use a tub of grease / just to lubricate my fat-fuckign self / damn the grease is $1, time to go get on welf hey im maytriCKZ, i like dem publess dickZ, like my daddys and my brothers they got small dickZ, i got 12 nECKz, i let my cunt fl3x, and i rape all da little boyZ in #teensex. i got a dog "rex", he gives me tewshie sex, i attract fagz like a bad hex I once found a tunafish stuck in my rolls / i'm fucking jobless, and i gotta pay off 1-900 tolls / everyone hates me and i think i'm the shit / if you deop me on #ansi, i'll throw a spastic fit yo im mx tha hacker, im also a 300 pou8nd fudge packer, people think im a rapper, but im really just a white boy fat ass linebacker, i hang in #ansi, im a fuckn pansy, if i dont get da +o ill buzt a roll its been nine years since i last went out / i thought it was constipated, but i sat on a trout / yo pleeze dislodge this from my rectum / cuz if you dont, my spyhillis will infect em yo h0miez, lets rap dis up y0 muh name is mx / i get mad tewshie sex / from muh mother with a dick / she's a hermaphrodite and its sick / how she dislocated her hip/ tryin to lick her clit yo im maytrickz, i can do some wild sex trickz, just climb on my belly and slap mah jelly and ill send you for a flow on mah bigass whiteboy pHRO look out or i'll bann ya / since i can't /ham ya / cuz porks my passion / damn my foods been rationed / cuz i'm 300 pounds and i eat from teh box / oh checkout winterrose, isn't she a fOXX dont tell me mx's a virgin bitch i aint ya fuckin dummy / c0z if i give him money he'll be fuckin his dad like a bunny / but none of his honeys sweet enuff for his dollers / so he'll get on his knees, put his dads dick in his mouth and start to swoller like 'shit oh no, i just wasted my time, living with this biggo belly, leaves you nothing to do but try to ryhme, now all i gotta do is stop this flow, try to get to jenny craig's before it is closed yo beware of my flood / cuz i come equipped / with a vibrator / and a double-edged dick i dont actualy doodle / just munch on rigatoni or stroodle / i'll kill a man for a noodle / damn my ass smells like pOODLE cuz i gotta loose 150 pounds real quick, so i can get all this damn bitches on my dick, but with this belly is kinda hard, because they cant sit on my lap, they just fall right off my ass is so fat / i get sweat stains goin for muh gat / c0z all these niggaz keep fuckin wit me / they say, "i heard you want sex of the tewshie" / i just sit back in my chair, god how i wanna die / why do these guys make we wanna cry ? SAUCE00... can't touch this ... sUdz sOap produkshunz 19960501#%P