Ü ÜÛÛßÛÜ  mOp -- april 1996 ÜÜÜ ÜÜÜ ßßßßÛÛÜ Ü ÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÜÜ ßÛÛÛÛÜÜ ßÛÜÛÛÛ Ü ÜÜÛÛÛßßßÜ ÜÜ ÜÜÜÛÛÛÜ  ÜÜß ÜÜÛÛÛÜß ÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ Ü ßÜ ß Þ ÞÛÛÛÛß ßßÛÛÛß ßß ßßÜÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ  ÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛßÛß ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÛÛÛÛ ÛÛßÛÛÛÛß ÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÜÜ ÛÛÛÛÛßßßÛÛÛ ÜÜ ßÛÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ  ÛÛÛÛÛÛßÜ ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÛÛ ÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²²  Û²²ÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßß ÜÜ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÝ ßßÛÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß ÛÜßßß  °°  ß°° ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÛßß ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝÞÛÜÜ ÞÞÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ Üßßßßßßßßßmagneticm  MMø ÜÜÛÛÛßÛßÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛßÛÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÝÞÛÛ Û ÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÛÜ Üice ÞÞÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜÛÛßß ßßÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÜÜ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßßßßßßß ßßß ßÛÛÛÛßßÜÛÛÛßÜ ßÛÛÛß ßÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ Ü Ü ßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜ ÜÜ Üß ßß ßÜÛ ßÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛß ß ßßÛÜÛÛß  ÜÛßÜß ßßßßß ßÜÜÜÜÛÛÜ  ßßÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛß ÛÜÜÜÜÜ ß  ÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜ Üßßß ÜÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßßÛÜ ÜÜ ß ßßßßßß ÜÜ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÜÜÛ  ßßßÛÛÛÛÛßßß ÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßßÜ ßßÛÛÛÛÛÜÜ Ü ÜÜÜÛÛÛÝÞÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ßÜÜ ÜßÜÜÜ ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛßÜ ÛÜß  ÛÜÜßßÛÛÛÜ Û ÛÛÛÛÛß ÛÛÛÛÛßß ß Üß Üß ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛß ÜÛÛ ÜÛÛßÜ ÞÞÛÛ ßßÛÛÝÞÞÛÛÛÜ ßßßß ÛÛÜ Üß ÜßßÛÛÛß ßßÛÛÛÝ ßÛÛÛß ß ßÛÛÛ ÜÜÜ Ü ÜÛÛÛßßßÛÛÛÜ Ûß Üß Üßß Û ÜÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ß ÜÜÛÜÜ ÜÛÛÜ intro:ßßÛ ßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜßßÛÛÛ ÛÛÛßß ßßßßß ÜÜ ß ÜÜ ßß ÜÜÜÛÜÜ ßßßß Ü ßßßß ÜÜ ßÛÜ ßÛß ÜÜ ß Üß Okay, umm, hi. it's me... ÛÛÛÛÜ ÛÛÛ ÜÜÜ ÛÜÜ ßßÛÛßÞÛÜß ß #28. I kinda came back a ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß ÛÜÛÛ ß ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÛÛÜÛÝÝ little bit this month, and ßßÛßß ßßß ßßßÛÜß ß ßßß did some ansi / rip & allÛß that crap. Last month, I read bEdlAM's fruit-assed i nfofile, and was inspired to take up this task myself, in order to sa ve all of you from his rampant gayness. So here goes: I'm not sure what exactly  happened this month, except for the following: We got a lot of new members , our pack kicked ass, and bEdlAM began the first stage of his sex cha nge. Right now, he's getting 2 powerful, potent hormone injections each day. We p romise to keep you updated as his "medical procedure" advances into its further  stages. new members: Please refer to the key below. ÜÛ²ÜÜÜÛ ÛܰÜÜÜÛÛÛÜ ßß ßßÛÜßÞÛ ±±ÜÛÛÛ² This month, we gained a whole shitload of new members. Offer ing us ßßÛÛÛÛÛÛß some truly awesome, unique style of _____, comes _____. We're greatly ßßß ß looking forward to having some of that superb _____ showcased in the mOP thING each month. So welcome to the team, _____. * = icto / infernal flames / night blade / pixel pusher / rusty / tabaqui  the hooded one / tung lo / unsane / xedgex / hac k / spear / intensity * = ansi / rip / vga / internet savvy / co ding / ascii / lap dancing departing members: ÜÜÛßÜÜ ßßÛÛß²ÜÛÛÛÜ Lu ckily, we didn't lose too many members this month. Illusion X °°°°°ßßÛÛÜß left in the begi nning of the month for some reason, and after this month's pack, Trip has decided to leave mO P. Yeah, it sucks but we can always displace our anger and sorrow onto bEd lAM. Speaking of, bEdlAM wishes to confess that he has a "crush" on th e charismatic RaDMaN ÜÜÛÛÜ of ACiD. We urged him to go on Ricki Lake, but he was too em barassed to ßßÛÜß go through with it. What a stroke! Just like we'd figured, n o balls at all. Welp, at least not until next month, thanks to modern medici ne, and an ashamed, wealthy family. tHANks & greets: First of all, thanks to all the mOP members for  producing ÜÜÜÛÛÛÜ such kick ass stuff thi s month, except for Tweed who was °°°ÜÜÜܰÛÛÛÛ±±ÛÝ extremely busy (with what, big guy?), and bEdlAM , whose  ÛÛÜÛßÛÛ²²ÜÛß ²°° inabilty to do anything g ood hindered him. Also, bEdlAM  ßßß ßßß°°° spent a good p ortion of this month (2 weeks, we're told) grieving over the loss of his only pubic hair. We wish he'd just get over it and realize it was just a really clingy st rand of lint... MOp acronym o' dA month: Molested by O ur Pediatricians - brought to us by #28 quote 0' dA mONth: "So like, does Michael Jackson ever say 'mOP' in any of his songs?" "No." "Damn ." - Tweed, when brainstorming to f ind a good quote for this month. clOSing notes: °°ÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜßÛÜ I guess that about covers i t. So, we'll continue our ass ÜÛÛ Û Û ÛÛÛÜ ßßÛÛß whooping conquest of the scene with next month's pack. °°ÞÛÛßÛÛÛÛÛßÛÛÝ  ÜÜÛÛÜ So, in closing, I'd like to take this oppurtunity toßÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÜÛÛß²  ßßÛÜß remind you of th e following: If you join mOP, your dick ßßßßßßßß grow. (As hypothesized by Popular Science Edidor  James Toolio.) ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜßßÛÛß ÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÜ  ÜÜß ÜÜÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÛÛÜÜÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜܰ°°°ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ  ÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ  ÛÜÛÛÛÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²²  Û²²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛßßß ßßßÛÛÛÛÛßÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜßßß °°  ß°° ßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßßßßß ßßßßßßßÛÛÛÛßßßß ßß  1,2,3,4, get 'j0 m0P on dA fl0or! SAUCE00April 1996 inf0. #28 mOP! 19960404Ñ(P\