'Sup, dude, fellow pack searcher.  Ah be baaad...  Fo' yo' infinite
amusement, we gots' included in dis pack some  stash called JIVE.ZIP... it
gots'ta some neat little talent of convertin' whut we know as 'no'mal' text
into 'homie speak.'  (We wuz a bit lackin' in de standard speech patterns uh
de standard ansi scene fanboy,  so t'aid us wid inarticulashun we found dis
little  honky code t'help us.

                                        TRANSLATION:

        Hi, fellow pack searcher.  For your infinite amusement, we have
included in this pack a file called JIVE.ZIP... it has a neat little talent
of converting what we know as 'normal' text into 'homie speak.'  (We were a
bit lacking in the standard speech patterns of the standard ansi scene fanboy,
so to aid us with inarticulation we found this little program to help us.

        Spread and enjoy, holmes.

                                        k-thulu of misty-gree