°° ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ°ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄþÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ °ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄ  Ü±Ü  Ü ±Ü ² ²Û Û Ü °ßܲÛÛ Û  ÛÛ ² ÛÛ²Ü þ þ  ßßßßß ß ßß ß ßßßßß° ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛÛÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßßßß ßßßÛ²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßßßßßßÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜ Û ° ßßß ßÛ ÜÜÜ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜ Û°ßßßßÛßßÛ ß ßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ²°ßßßßßßß Û ÛÛ Û ßßßßßßßÛÛßßß°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛßßßÛ  Ü °°° °° Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ²ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ °°°  ÛÛ ÛÜÜÛÛ °°Û  ÛÛ Û²°° ÛÛ Û ° Û Û ÛÛ Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ²±° ÛÛ Û ÛÛ Û Û°° ÛÛ  ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ ° Û °°° Û ÛÛ  °°²ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ° ÛÛ ÛÜÜÜÜ° Û Û ÛÛ ° ÛÛ  °°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßß ÛÜÜÜÜÜ  ÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ²ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÜÜÜÜÛÜÛÛ²ÛÜÜÜÛÜÜÜÜ Û ÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜ ÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÜÜÜÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Ansi-C0n Ansi-C0n Ansi-C0n An si-C0n Ansi-C0n Ansi-C0n Ansi -C0n Ansi-C0n Ansi-C0 Sup all, yea.. its zippy again. The ansi artist who draws the really weird shit when he feels like it. Im just here to tell you what wen t down from my twisted point of view.   About 2:30 i began beggin for da car. Of co urse i ended up getting the big yellow banana-boat, which sux but its a car. I then went to regz house. Let em know i had da car and we embarked on our 45 minute journey to The Woodlands mall. Cruisin down the toll-road in my banana, sticking to  da seats, being passed by all da fast a/c'ed cars, while listening to 107. "whoa, sh it.. da engine light just came on... ". Service eng soon.  Anyway... me and reg got there at 4:0somthin g. Looked at da the map-o-da- mall for victorias secretzzz, and to my suprise it was just ar ound da corner. Woohoo... We ended up sitting right in front of vCs.  Err... its like, 4:25 and no one is here, s o we counted chickz. Damn,  all you people living in da woodlands better have at least one  chick! In ten minutes alone i counted 60 chickz. And later on  i counted about 80.  Finally.. .. someone approaches! Lord  draracleleserrsomtin and Thunder  came up and said " you guyz here for ANsi-con? " "yee...sup m an... " blah Ld tried to say he was computer man, and thunder said he was l d (but they finally admitted it... i think :)  So here we are, just sitting in front of vCs  when this guy comes up to us and says somthing (i forgot... i was still counting chickz). It turned out to be Blazemore. Now theres five of us (lr.zP.l d.Thunder.and.mr mustang.). We joked around for a while. According to ld we were supposed  to have a  sign or somtin.. or thats what nt said. :) "hello.. this is mall security and i just want to know what you guyz are  doing."  'err... its a bench..we can sit here..'  thats what i was thinkin at da   time.  The big dude claiming to be mall sec was tank. HEh.. a big wooP to tank. About 10 mins after tank leaves a group of odd looki ng guyz come up to us and one begins to spaz (its a joke nightrain)... its n ightrain, d, and some dude who doesnt modem. we goofed around. we goofed some more . Then we  went over to these chickz... nightrain explained the  fine points of ansi. HA.. theres a way to pick up chicks. But it rocked.   I think the highlights of ansi-con woul d have to be the discovery channel shop. it rocked. full of all sorts of interesting things. Th ats a joke in case you were wondering. woo But on da way home was the real fun. We drove throu gh some serious rain. It was cool, but i couldnt see two feet in front of my windshe ild. I had a minor loss of control and slid down a few overpasses. I cou ldnt stay in my lane becuz i didnt know where my lane was. BUt it rocked.  When we got back to our side of town we stopped at mickey d's. It hadnt r ained a drop here until about 10 or 11. BUt ansi-con rocked. And when we actually get another one planned (not as if i had anything to do wit da pla nnin of the first one) you should come. Even if your not an artist come, cuz the more people we have.. the better. If you do come. Make sure you want to act  really stupid. ITs a disease, the nightrain express disease. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ  ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ text   color meaning Ûone weird as mother fucker ÛKlepto Ûdont let him around your farm animals ÛFresh outta the mental hospital ÛOlders like person who can buy beer ÛI spy some ass... ÛDude wit out a car.. ÛRegulator (not LORD REGULATOR) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ  ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ elite sharware thing ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³  You rent it. You lock it. YOu keep da key! ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ elite sharware thing ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ  ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßß°ß ß°ßßÛß ÛÛÛ  °²ÛÛÛÛÛÛßßÛß°ßßßßÛ ÜßßÜ  Ü°Üß°ÛÛ°  Well. i was there. for a short while. ±ÛÛÛßßßß ßÛß ÜßßÜ ÞÝ ÞÝÞÝ ß Ü ÛÛ± T hen i finally realized that i wasnt ²Ûßß Üß ÞÜ  ° ÝÞÜÞÝ ßÜ ß  ÜÝÞÞÛÛ² gonna make it. ÛÝÝ Û Ü° ±ÝÞ ° Û° °  ßÜ  Ý°± °ÛÛÛ Û° Þ°ÝßÛÝÞ° ±ÝßÝÞ° Üß  ÞÝ ÞÝÞÞÛÛÛ When i woke up on the morning or ansi- ÛÝÝ ±°ÜÜÜß°Ý ß ß  ß°Üß  ß ßßÛÛÛ c0n tw0, i began t o feel sick. You know ÛÛÛ  ßß    ß  Û Ü  Û °ÛÛ  that "fuck.. woohoo..err...arg" fe eling. ²ÛÛ  ÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ Û  °ÛÛ² I was feeling pretty bad. SO i took ÛÛ°° Û°  ÛÛÛÛÛ a bunch of pepmo-bizmozall  (:) and ²ÛÛÛ ÜÜÜßÛÛÛ²  decided to go anyway. I couldnt miss ±ÛÛÛ Û°Ûßß°± ° ÛÛÛ± ansi-con two, after all i was da one °ÛÛÛÜÝÛ°Û ÞÝ °±ÞÜ °ÛÛ°  who told nt to have another one.  ßÛß ÛßÝßßß   °ÞÜÛ Û Ûß   ÞÝ°Ý°ÛÛßßßßßÞ  ÛÝWell, me and lr got up to da woodlands ÞÛ Ý±°ÛÞÝÛÛÛ Þ°ÞÝand stopped fer gas and i almost spewed ÛßÝ°±°ÞÝÛ° ÛÞÜÛin da trash can. WHich prolly woulda ßݱ°Û  Ûß°Þß been for the best. But it wouldnt go! °ÛÛßßßßßfuck.. woohoo.. errr...arg. We went to da mall and i felt at best..."OK". so i decided to deal wit it. Me and lr got there a lil early so we went into da arcade. Al those "chings" "bings" "wootz" and "chime s" made me feel even worse. While sitting in a bench outside da arcade i finnally saw D and Night rain. and Two more freaks (tomcat and nomad)....its a joke. Well.. we hung  fer awhile and me and lr split. I was feeling like shit, and I knew i wa s gonna blow chunkz... "quick.. pull over!"Ü° Ü "i cant.. .theres no where to pull off"  ÜßßÜ Þ±Ý ßÜÜÜßÜ Üßßܱ Üß Ü°  ÜÞÝ° ÜÜ ßßßÜÜ°ÞÝÞÝß ° ßßßßßß²ÛÜ ßÜ ß Üßßß° ßÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛßß ßßÛÛÜß°ÜÜ ÞÝ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛ²ÛÛßÜÛÛ²ÛÜ Þ²ÝÛÝÜ Ü Û² ÜzP  ß ÛÛÜÜÜßÛÛÛÛÞÛ²ÛÛÛ²Ý ²± ÛÜÛ Û ² ÛÛ ÛÛÛÜ   ÞÛßÛ²ßßÜÛÝÛ±Ûß ÜÛÛ Þ²ÞÝÛÛ² ²  ± ²Û Û²Û²± Ûß ÜÜÛßÛ Û²ÝÜß ²ßÞÝÛÝÜßÛ ÞÛ²± Û  ² ±² ²ÛÛ²± Ý  ÜÛ²ÛÝÛÛÝÞÛÞÝ° ° Þ°ÞÛ ÜÞÝ ÛÛ²  ß ÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ²±° ÛÛ²ÛßÞÛ²Û ÛÝß Ü ²Ý²Û ܲ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²ÛÛ²±ß Þ²ÛßÜÝÛ²±²ÛÜßÜÜÜÛß ÛÛßß  ß Ü Ü ßÛß ²±²ÞÛÜÛÜÜÛßÜÝÜ ÜÛÝ Þ° Þ°Ýß Þ²ÛÜß²ÛÛ²ßßßÜÛÛÛÛÛÛ² Ý þ ßßß " Splooooaaaahhh!ßÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛßÛÛ² Ûß  Spplooot!ßÛ²ÜÛßßßßßßßßßÛÜÛÛÛ Sorry.. i gotta Arggg...ÜÜÜ ÛÛßÜßÛß  ß ²Û go to school tommarow shiiit...°Ü ÞÛÝ so my ansi sux right spliiiitoop! "þ Ü°Ü Ü ßÜþ ÜÜ ßÛÝ Û²Û now :) ß °°ßßÜÜþ ß ÜßßÜÛßܲ ÛÜ ß ÜÛ° Ü° ܲÝÜßßÜÛ²±ÝÞ²ßÜ Ü°Ü ° ß Ü ÜþÜß ÜÛÛÛßßß Û ÞÝ ß ° Ü ÜÜ°   ßÛÜÜÜÜß ° Û ßÜÜÜ ° ÜßÜÜ ° Û ±°ßÜ° ÞÝ ß þÞ²ÝßÛܲÝÜÜÜÜÞÝ° Üß Ü ßß ßÛÞÛÛ²ÛÝÛ²Ûß ÜÜ°±ÝÞÞÛ²±²ÛÞß  Ü°Û°ÛÜ° ±²±°±²  Û° þÛÛÛ Ý °±° °± Üß ÞÛ°ÛÛÛ°Ýß °ÜÜ°° ÞÜÝ ÛÛ°ÜÜßÛ ßi ran outta room... shuddup!  ßßßßßß ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜ  ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜßßßß ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛÜßÜ   ÜÜ °°° ÜÜ     ÜÜ  ÜÜ ÛÛÜÞÝ I came... I saw.. I had °       ° ßß ßß  tzÛÝÛ blow chunkz..    ßßßßßß  °°  ßßßßß  °°ßßßßß ° °  ÛÛÛÛÞ   °°  ÜÜÜÜÜ       ÛÛÛÝÝ Apologeticlikegreetz to:     ²ÛÛÛÛÛ   °°  °°   ÛÛß Û   °°   ÛÛÛÛÛÛ            ß ÜÛÝ Tomcat :  cuz i know that  ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛÜÜÜÛÛ²ÛÛÛÛ°ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ  ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜßÜÜÛÛßyour dumbass thinks i  ÛÛ²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß ßß ÜÜÛßßßleft becuz of you :) ÛÛÛÛÛÛßßßßßß ÜÜ ßßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßß ÜÜÛÛÛÜÜ Nightrain : hope you caused ßß ÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßßßÜÜ ßßßßßßß ÜÜßÜÛÛÛßß as much damage as last time. ßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßßßÜÜÛÛÛÜ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛßß ßßßD  : cuz i dont know how to spell your ßßßßßßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛßßname and whats wit da fucked eye? Nomad : didnt getta chance to talk to you  but im   sure you caused as much trouble as nt.  Reg : cuz i just about to put lr and  i made you drive all the way to da woodlands and i spewed on your window. Blazemore : donno if you went. but i had spac e harrier :) Cybian Wonder : didnt get to meet you either... doh mP : err... were you even goin? Strahd : umm.. dont eat cricket lickets..they suck. Da crow : cuz you live by d and you still managed not to go... uf : i think i heared that you were goin. mP Again : i just found out you cant  drive....  The hardy tollway and Litter control :  Im sorry for spewing on about a miles  worth of highway. There was no place to stop. So i opened th e door and let go. It rocked. Ill mail you 5 bux to clean it up. ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß its over man. SAUCE00what happened at ansi-con 1 & 2Zippy9960831ÿ