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1. In an effort to escape from the monkeys, 4th jumped ship.  We all sat on the
edge of the boat and waved, but we're not sure how much it helped him.

2. After the offer to the Beatles was rejected, members of iCE were offered
the 150 million to do a reunion concert.  Currently we have the following
lineup:
Guitarists:
Lemonade
Isosceles
Friar Tuck
Greater Evil
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Keyboards:
Force Ten
Drums:
Lord Soth
Jungle DJ:
Shaggy
Flute:
Black Viper
Roadie:
Boa

The distinct lack of singers and songs do not worry us at this point.  We would
like to thank our fans at Acid Productions for reserving a full 15 rows at all
our concerts.  We thank you for your patronage!

3. The reports you heard yesterday about a certain Senior Staffer learning
Latin for sexual purposes is completely untrue.  The correct language was
Russian, and Pez were NOT involved in this incident.

4. We apologize sincerely for the problems with our ice.org servers this month.
We assure you it was no party for us, either.  Hopefully we will not have any
more problems of this nature in the future.

5. Airlifted in on our new 1997 model helicopters were Elastic, Mass Murderer,
and Heat.  Elastic and Mass Murderer are both very talented ansi artists, and
Heat is a great addition to our stong VGA team.  We're simply eudaemonical
about them joining us.

6. If you think this is in the right wrong, then you're dead order.

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