%forge newsletter thingy.july.first.for.forge productions 1996.%

Well here we  are again,  another  month  of  wonderful  bliss.   This
month  has  been  very  hectic, people  leaving/joining/arguing/beeing
abducted  by aliens  and so  on.  This  is our most challenging month.
Yet we  still are  able to  release a  paq, not  the best  we can give
but not half bad considering all the problems.

Lets get  the normal  shit out  of the  way, new  members/old  members
and  so  on.  Piratebox  has  joined  the  ranks  of  our leet  little
group,  he is da  3l33t twity twat  artist, he's very  good and a nice
add in to the  ascii department.   Colorbook  is our nifty  keen ascii
ansi  guy,  he's good at  what he does, and  besides he  likes  us, he
really  likes us!  Wizy  needs no  explanation. He's been in the scene
longer then we have  been around. He used to do  the BEST ansi, but he
had a  nasty  accident with  a toon pic he  did once (something  about
needing  an exercist or  something), so he's  joined for lit/vga to be
safe.  Last but not least in the artists area is Jandor who is also in
insomnia  (ohh ohh look a plug for a group) and some other nice groups
look  for his  literature and  ansi in the  future months.   Other new
things to forge  is a Offical ftp site  (ftp.wizy.uit.net /pub/groups/
forge_productions) and www site (http://wizy.uit.net/forge) and e-mail
(forge@wizy.uit.net).  We also picked up a new Canadian hq becouse our
last  one decided to close, oh yea we picked up a  distro or two also.

≡ We interrupt this important news to bring you some even less ····· ≡
≡ important news from the real group complainer, Main Frame ········ ≡

Hey  you all...  Because  Stealth really doesn't feel like telling you
whats really going on behind the scenes of forge, I have taken it upon
myself to explain what really happened.  As  we speak, Stealth and the
Forge mascot  are repetedly  choking each other, something about a cut
up  coke bottle...  go  figure...  As  most  blade  members  know, our
illustrious kiwi has  decided that he has  better stuff to  do instead
of drawing  us art, and  decided that he should  get himself  grounded
for the  duration of his petty  life...  something about  shooting two
parents, four  neighbors, and the  incidious  massacre  of two  entire
girl scout  troups.   My  extreme pity  goes out to  wizkid, who is in
the process of  having a life, oblivious to the commitment before him.
After  constant  bickering, papoose  decided to find out how high of a
voltage the long distance routers could take.  My ear is still ringing
to this  very minute...   So, I  have  interrupted  long enough... you
know  to call  it a  night  when your  local  turkey hill  runs out of
caffiene.  So, while I raid Stealth's house for more caffiene, I leave
you with my personal salute, "mungy... mungy."    - more next month...

≡ We now return to our regularly scheduled news ···················· ≡

Wow  that last  part was  huge :)   umm ok, i'll  make this part short
because  bad  news sucks.  The  members who are dead are Roadkill/moe/
Forge/extremist  (canadian hq).   There now that  wasnt  hard was it?!

Well  not much  more to say eccept  HEY YOU LAZY MEMBERS GET SOME WORK
INTO  ME ON  TIME NEXT MONTH!  Next month  we will have a fully ansi/
ascii/rip/vga formats for our viewer, so keep an eye on it. That's it,
another month, gone, now time for me to go back to the mental institute
for  another 28days.

Till next  month, remember Smile: Forge and the fringles guy loves ya.

News:Stealth
Gosip:MainFrame