Would anyone like to build a time capsule with me? We can seal it  and  bury
it in my backyard. Here's what I want to stick inside:
 Battries (to leak out), acid, a bottle of poison labeled "cure for A.I.D.S",  
in hopes that someone will drink it, gasoline, lighter, dynamite, wire, timer
and detonator, etc, with blurprints to build a bomb labeled  "really  awesome
experiment" and hopefully someone stupid or evil will get it, a dead cat with
rabies and a tube of spare rabies, some cans of pure cloroflurocarbins, large
jar of cancer-causing Nutrasweet labeled "vitamin powder",  a  gun,  bullets,
a jar of hot pepper juice labeled "eye medicine", kleenix,  an  issue  of  tv
guide with someone hot on the cover, a tv dinner, a bottle of Mad Dog  20/20, 
a tube of methyl ethyl red (when drank makes your shit turn red), and  as  if 
that was not enough the first person to open my time capsule gets  a  special 
surprise, glass shards shoot out and kill him.

                                               -RaBiD DoCToR

PS - Ok, so I couldn't spell the CFC word up there. CFC's are in some bottles
of hairspray that destroy the o-zone layer.