This is a little punk-type song I wrote after we drank some stuff which made
your shit turn green. It's a fast kinda song reminiscent of The  Misfits  (my
favorite).

 ASTRO TURDS 2000
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 It was just like out of a movie from.... some alien scene
 Step upon my toilet bowl... all my turds were green,
 Everytime I went to poop
 They all came out brighter than fruit loops.

-chorus-
 It's the case of the Astro...
 The Astro Turds 2000
 I don't know where they came from...
 The Astro Turds 2000

 Look upon my toilet paper... and tell me what was seen
 Not a bird or a plane or superman... rather something that was green,
 It glowed when you turned out the lights
 I shit green for many nights.

-chorus-
 Ooooh I got the Astro...
 The Astro Turds 2000
 Can somebody please tell me what's going on?
 The Astro Turds 2000

 Because of this green turd... that I gave birth
 You may think I come from Mars... but I am really from Earth,
 Don't look at me like I'm some kind of freak
 'Cause I'm going back to shit blue next week.

-chorus-
 Look Ma, I got the Astro
 The Astro Turds 2000
 Don't you want to take a whiff of
 The Astro Turds 2000