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 Here are some fun things to do in your school. Heck, do it in any school! I
always thought it was cool when a person gets a pass to bring a friend into
school for a day. I went to my Cousin's one time and they banned me. Haha. I
take no responsibility if you try any of this stuff. It is reading material
only! Really! If your stupid *ss gets caught then it isn't my fault. (haha
dumb*ss)

 Here we go on a school-trashing mission for the FIFTH time:

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 At magic shops they sell these little firecracker things. They're like those
Champagne Party Popper things where you pull the string and out comes a bang
and some streamers except they have a sting on both sides and are louder and
they don't have streamers. All noise! They look like this:

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 The -'s are the strings and the *'s are the firecracker-type thing. Now take
this and "gain" access to someone's locker (besides yours stupid) and tie one
string to the inside of the locker and one string to the door. When a person
opens the locker.. BOOM!
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 Alum is a spice you can buy in supermarkets. It tastes nasty! Like bitter or
sour or something. When put on a victim's food it will not be noticed until
someone eats it.
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 HERE IS A GOOD ONE FOR ALL YOU GUYS THERE! You say you can't get that one
girl you want to go out with you? You want the women all over you? Check this
out then!
 Goto a farm supply store and ask for something called Pig Mate. Pig Mate is
used to stimulate pigs to mate (hence the name). It can have a great effect
on women. I seen a study done on Pig Mate where people sprayed Pig Mate on
seats in a movie theater. ALL WOMEN SAT IN THE SEATS SPRAYED WITH PIG MATE!
When asked why they sat there the women said "It felt right."!
 Pig Mate is a spray that has no scent. You put it on you and girls instantly
are attracted to you and want to *uck you! It works on, if I remember right,
75% of all women instantly.
 PS - I do not know if this is all brands of this stuff or just a kind called
Pig Mate. If I hear anything else I will tell you in a future issue. If you
know anything else like this or anything else cool to do in school, write me
at the BBS below.
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 Spanish Fly comes in powder form or liquid form. Some brands do not work and
some do. Spanish Fly is used to mate farm animals also.. like cows. Spanish
Fly produces an effect like Pig Mate, but not as powerful. NOWHERE NEAR AS
POWERFUL! I don't really know of a good place to buy this stuff. Just look
for ads and try out to see which brand works and keep buying from them. Use
in small amounts because if you put too much in the girl will notice that her
beer (or other drink) tastes funny (also this is good for conserving more of
the liquid to use on other women). If at a party mix some fruity drinks and
insert a little Spanish Fly and the girls will never taste it!
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 There aren't too many janitors at the school near me. There aren't any alarm
systems, besides breakage sensors to sense window and door breaking.
 Take some chewing gum and gum up all the doors in the school where the doors
close.. all the doors you would like to gain access to. I mean all of the
classroom doors inside. Then hide in school until the janitors are gone.
 A couple friends and I were inside until the next morning! Got into the
gym to play basketball, and into a lot of other stuff.
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 Listening to boring tapes in Spanish class or any other class? Rage Against
The Machine tapes work well in cassette players! I used to use Cycle Sluts
From Hell, but you can use something to fit your mood.
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 How to build a POWER ZAPPER MODEL 2. The original POWER ZAPPER was used to
make cool sparks come out of the wall. It was described in School Pranks
Issue #1. This new model will zap people!
 Take an old appliance in your house and cut the end off the cord. You know,
the little plug that goes into the wall. Add a small capacitor and a resistor
to the plug with electrical tape. The plug will go into the wall for even a
second! The capacitor will be charged. The resistor pins will be sticking out
the front of the machine and you can stick the pins in someone's skin to give
them a shock!
 My friend made one of these that knocked someone across the room and they
fell on their butt. I was always watching my back to see if he had his PZM2!
I was just scared because the more powerful one was dangerous.. VERY!
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 I've had fun remembering the days of old once again. Look for School Pranks
Issues #1-4 out now and Phone Pranks #1 out now. Phone Pranks #2 due out soon
as it just got delayed while I wrote these.