HI, IM PARIAH AND IM OVERWEIGHT ***   well, here i am writing for eclipse. i feel SO special. as you can imagine, on such a momentous occasion as being recruited as an eclip se writer i couldnt holdmy bladder when i got cheeze' s email offering me the position. since i can also release some of my asciis (look at them in this pack) i was elated. anyways.. onto the story.... THE NAKED AIRPORT HIJINX *** Several months ago while jogging along the trail that go es past the well known National Airport in DC my fri end and i, who had just taken a little E started daring each other to do stupid things. My dare to him wa s for him to stick a sign to his ass saying "gay man looking for sex" which h e did, and beside a few odd looks he didnt receive much attention. alas, it was now my turn to face his dare.. i shivered as i thought of what sick thing id hav e to do. then, out of  nowhere he says "go into the airport naked" so.. since i  didnt want to be the subject of his taunts i said "okay.. not so bad" and it was left at i would  go to the airport the next day and do my naked dance for  about 30 mins and then if not already arrested could leave. I struggled to slee p that night, constantlyreminding myself that tourist s from abroad would all unite to see my ying yang th e next day. i woke early the next day, trotted down to  the airport at the  expected time and after begging to no avail, i went in w earing a trench coat a hat (a la cypress hill) and wearing boxers (which woul d mysteriously fall later). at first, no one noticed.. obvisouly busy with t he tasks that being at an airport entail. however, after awhile people start ed looking at me funny at this point i decided it was time to get it over with and let the boxers drop so in the blink of an eye FWOOOSH went my t ommy hill boxers and everyone now had a clear view of my big penis (okay.. not -that- big) . now i had everyones     Üܲ²ÛÛÜÜ  ÜÜÜÜ ßÛÛßß°° Û° Ü°°  Þß  ßß° ÜÜ ß ÛÝ  ÛÜÜÜÜ ßÜ ÜÜÜ ÜÜÜ  ÛÛÝ°Ý ÜÜ°° ÜÜ  ßßÛܲ Þ  °Þ°Ý ÛÛÛÜÜÜÜ°° °°±±°° ÜÜÜÜÜß  ÜÝ  Û²²ÛÛßßßßßÞ  °° °°ß Ü  Üß  ÛÛß ß ß ßß °°ßß°°ÜÞ° Ý ÜÜÜ  ÛÝ°Ý  Ü ßßß ß ßßß  Ü°Ý  ÜÜÜÛÛÛßßß ßÜÜ     Ü ÛÛÜ Ü°°ßßÜÞ°ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ  ÜÛÝÛßÛÜ ßß  Þ °ÛÛÛßßßß Üß  ÞÝ    ßßß ÞÛßÛß°ßßÝ Ý °°  ° °ÜÛ ÜÛß ß       ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ °  °°±±°°  °°ÜÜÜÜÜÛÛÛÝ°Ý          Þ²²ÛÛÛÛÛ°   °° ßßßßß ÛÛ²²²Û ßßÜ    °°°ÛÛÛ ÜÛÛÝ    ßÛßÛÛÛ°°        ÞÛÛÛ ÛÛß°° Þ°Þ ÛÛ   Û ß ß ÝÞ°°  °°Ü ÜÛÛÛ   °ÝÞ°°   Ý ÜÜÜÜ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ Þ   ÜÜÝÞ Ý  ßßßßÛÛÛ Þ  ßß    °° ß ß Û ad  ° &  °° cz    °° Þ°ß  ß  attention and couldnt help remembering the elementary sc hool days when i was the misguided bush or plant in all the big thanksgiving plays 'who would be the big star now?' i thought in my head. as to be expected i  was soon seized by  airport security and forced to pull up my boxer shorts, after i was given a  free meal and then asked kindly to leave the airport on a prepaid metro shuttle (they gave me the bus money to leave) or else they would  be forced to call the police. since i had surpassed the needed 30 minutes by a n hour, i went along anddid what i was told. not unti l the next morning did i realize how much notorietyi had received from this little adventure. in the local newspaper they had a  photo of me (before i let the boxers drop.. my penis was  too big to fit in the front page) and had an article entitled 'teen plays pran k on airport'. you  are probably thinking "school must have been a bitch," b ut in actuality school was much better after this little incident, i was given $50.00 by the friend who first dared me, it turned out all the hot chickz0rs,  and overall everyone liked me. so.. the point is, if you ever want attention,  just follow my foot  steps and go into your local airport naked. soon i will be releasing the actual photographs of me naked in th e airport so all of you can marvel at me and of  course, my big penis. until then, things like this make the scene as fun as it can be.. dont bitch about them so much, look how good al l the strict serious groups are doing and you might understand.  -- pariahECLIPSE(ex -SOAP/ACID)