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MICHIGAN; IT'S THE
PENIX SHOW with CHEEZE!

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good evening boys and girls.  on tonight's PENIX SHOW, w
e will be
discussing some very <snicker> serious topics <chuckle>.  no
.. really. we will.
i'm just a little drunk from the vodka magnatop put in my or
ange juice.

anywho, you may remember penix01.zip, the special bullet
in put out by
us here at ELK broadcasting and THE PENIX SHOW.  in it, we r
evield the shocking news about soul manger and his ev
il plot to destroy many of the nations fine
bbs's.  in an exclusive interview with soul manger (aka. nom
deplum, as well as
others), we were shocked to hear that *he* was the one who d
estroyed rai's ffg/
punk house, and had tried to destroy digo's spinal gamma.  a
lso in that
interview we learned of his plans to rip ansis from very wel
l respected boards
to make his OWN board(s) going by the same names.

in the past few weeks, our investigation specialists hav
e run across
some more very disturbing information, as well as the posibl
e location where
this very disturbed young man is hiding out.  below is a mes
sage sent to me
from an annonymous source:

around here he is mainly known as Vagrant, and has been
confirmed in the
downing of a few bbs's around here. and well i know a li
ttle of his real
info and it will be confirmed and follow later.

hes been keeping quiet around here, but hes on m
any bbs's im on and hes not
very well liked. he took down a good friend of m
ines board<which happened to be
the only good music/demo bbs near chicago>

jolan luff
really lives in far west suburbs, hoffman esttates i thi
nk.
his real number is in 847
i will have full adress and possibly new voice numbers w
ithin a few days, i
hope this helps you guys out.
other handles to watch for,
PH Balance
Three Stigmata
Nitzer Nihil
Vagrant
and so on...
later!

we were also given this info by *another* annonymous sou
rce:

name: jolan luff
number: 847-991-4405

ALSO ;), soul manger sent the following newsletter to ou
r specialists.
it is rather incriminating, if i say so myself:

vagrant hacking faq v.001α

.                   (too beautiful to beat)
--───┤-─+ ▓ soul manager
(too rotten to love)

shadows of hell:
a) just bad posting & such.. semi-put it out of its mise
ry
b) i was sick of seeing shadows of hell ads everywhere..
and basically arvind
was getting to me
c) semi-jealous. this kid puts up a board with all these
ripped ansis, and
some rg super-god [so i heard..?] helped him set it up..
and he gets all the
recognition.
d) adult crap. porn deserves to die.
e) arvind spent his $100+ donation money on cds.. where
as he could've scraped
another $50+ together and gotten a 28.8

gravitational collapse:
a) the flying hindu was taking a lot of shit because he
was message cosysop..
people thought that had something to do with me.. it did
nt
b) i hated demos with a passion back then
c) i hated a lot of people on that board.. i probably co
uldnt list names, but
the sysop of doom bbs pissed me off a lot, as well as ot
hers
d) the famous "the board runs as slow as shit while your
e running warcrap2"
reason. i dont care so much anymore, and i think he was
running it off of a
networked 486dx-33 with 4 megs of ram.. forget though

the power plant:
a) the sysops had no clue.. no messages, no files.. bori
ng boring boring..
needed to die in my opinion
b) was previously a porno board.. whoo, i hate adult shi
t
c) the cosysop was an arrogant little shit.. his locatio
n was "super security
cosysop" or something retarded.. while i dont think havi
ng high ascii
characters for passwords or running rg 10-04 signifies s
uper security, it was a
nice little touch to rip on him for being so confident w
hen he didnt know what
he was doing

the shannara odyssey:
a) hey hey jealousy. whoa.. get rid of those other posti
ng boards in the area
code.. luna sea should be #1
b) i still to this day despise magic the gathering card
players
c) he said he'd help me with intermail.. but he really k
ind of shlummed me off
d) i really just wanted to beat my friend to it..

some boards i didnt hack
trouble bound.. i was going to.. but i didnt.. i gave th
e info to whatever he
goes by now.. nix the password and i told him the /D in
the filep was gone. and
he found out it was running 10-04, so he killed it. i pr
obably would have
downloaded the board & the super-recent impulse version
and then deleted just
renegade [believe me if you want].. so thats nothing too
big either

i forget what other boards i was wrongfully accused of "
hacking" (mandatory
quotes).. but more or less, i fessed up to what i did. i
t does get annoying
when you turn into file sponge and people call your boar
d just to leave you
nasty email about how you hacked their board when you ha
vent heard of them \
their board. if there are some other boards that i did h
ack [ i dont think so,
but i dont remember too well ] and you want to know the
reasons.. email me.

boards i wouldnt have deleted even if i could have

throwing copper.. i remember you whining about how i wan
ted cosysop access..
and then you said "haha, good idea i didnt give it to hi
m eh?".. well, i liked
your board \ setup.. wouldnt have happened

asgard.. whoa.. i was cosysop.. checked for backdoors, g
ave them oneliners \
renegade info door.. i loved the messages even though i
couldnt keep up with
them..

guess thats it.. i took some time off of the whole bbs t
hingy after trying to
come back a few times.. as like ph balance and nitzer ni
hil.. that was it
though.. what else.. what else? ohh. the biggie thing th
at really pissed me off
was someone called asgard and harassed ellie and i guess
i got blamed for that.
[or thats what ultrakiller says\said] didnt happen, didn
t do it.

one question: why did creeping death go down? i remember
calling the day after
his phone line was cancelled, and he just said he got ca
ught stealing
cigarettes and failed calculus.. i dont believe thats al
l.. but maybe it is.

** NEWS UPDATE - 12/08/96 **

this is a special PENIX SHOW update.. we have recieved s
ome new
information on our beloved soul manger, from not only yet an
other anonymous
source, but soul manger himself, again. below is a conversat
ion i held with thissource (anonymous only because he
'd rather not be mentioned):

(anonymous) cheeze; I found out his parents names/his ad
dress =P

(cheeze-) lemme verify the addres... what did he give you
(cheeze-) and give me his parents name
-> "anonymous" now give me the address he gave you.. i need
to verify it

"anonymous" ok.
"anonymous" let me get it.
"anonymous" 311 Mozart LN.
"anonymous" Palatine, IL
"anonymous" 60067

-> "anonymous" he gave me a different address

"anonymous" who and what?

-> "anonymous" macmanson gave me '5170 barcroft drive
/ barrington, IL / 60010-    5530
^^<soul manger>

"anonymous" heh. that's bullshit.
"anonymous" i know because he jipped me on a paying requ
est. he said he was #28. i sent $10..

-> "anonymous" and his name is jolan luff.. but he gave me m
itchell as his
middle name
-> "anonymous" he did that to you also?
-> "anonymous" what are his parents names?
-> "anonymous" and his phone number?
-> "anonymous" <if you know those>

"anonymous" yeah, jolan luff is his real name. he has no
middle name. his phone
# is 1-847-991-4405, and the parents names are Christin
e and John

-> "anonymous" ok.. great

"anonymous" ok. but just a thing. jolan luff is not his
real name =P

-> "anonymous" you sure?
-> "anonymous" do you have his real name?

"anonymous" yeah. if I give you it, will you do me an an
si?
"anonymous" And yes, I'm a greedy son of a bitch.

-> "anonymous" yes.. i will.

"anonymous" Ok. But if you fuck me over, I swear to god.
. I'll get you back
someday.
"anonymous" It's Chris Mazzone.

-> "anonymous" i'm not a dick like him

at the same time i was discussing the above with this gu
y, i was also
have a little chat with soul manger (going by macmanson this
time):

IRC log started Sun Dec  8 22:02
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" Jolan
Mitchell Luff
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" 5170 B
arcroft Drive
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" Barrin
gton, IL
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" 60010-
5530

-> "MacManson!@*" i can easily get your address..

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" ask ma
ss murderer if he ever
got his pay request from #28.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" and ra
ge, s; neosporin.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" i got
like $50 in paying
requests.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" saying
i was #28
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" I FUCK
ING ROCK.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" THE SC
ENE IS STUPID.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" FULL O
F PATHETIC PEOPLE WITH
NO INTELLIGENCE.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" [I HAV
E NO MATURITY\TOLERANCE]"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.
nhe.interaccess.com" uh. penix02.zip out soon?

-> "MacManson!@*" yes, actually

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" COOL
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" COOL F
UCKING BEANS.

(D:) DCC SEND (ffgrace.zip) (1186)k from MacManson
(D:) type ^T to recieve ffgrace.zip

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" you do
nt want fall from grace? ahh well.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" how ab
out my setup of doink?

-> "MacManson!@*" so, jolan.. 311 mozart ln. / palati
ne, IL / 60067

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" ummm.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" who to
ld you that?

-> "MacManson!@*" dont worry about it

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" wow. w
atcha gonna do?
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" write
me a letter?
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" send m
e an aol disk?

-> "MacManson!@*" dont worry.. i wont do a THING.. NOTHING a
t all.

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" then w
hats the point of having my address?

-> "MacManson!@*" oh, well shit.. i have NO idea..
-> "MacManson!@*" so.. wanna send me the doink setup?

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" BECAUS
E YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON
-> "MacManson!@*" of course.. i cant do ANYTHING with
an address

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" YOU ST
ILL OWE ME A FUCKING
LOGO FOR WINDOWS 3.1 YOU NERD.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" you ca
n. you just wont.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" you're
gonna distribute it,
and that'll be it.

-> "MacManson!@*" of COURSE i wont.. thats ILLEGAL

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" i've d
one much worse in my own area code.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" no one
cares.

-> "MacManson!@*" i know.. you sent me your faq

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" you al
ready did.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" in pen
ix01.zip
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" haha.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" that t
hing fucking rocks.

-> "MacManson!@*" of coz

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" tell y
a what.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" ill se
t you up an 888.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" HAHA

-> "MacManson!@*" wont it be nice when i do penix02.n
fo, huh?

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" go for
it.

-> "MacManson!@*" and wont it be nice when you get a
hefty bill from someone
somewhere?

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" go for
it.

-> "MacManson!@*" chris mazzone, huh? hi chris

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" uh.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" how ar
e you getting all my
info?

-> "MacManson!@*" and that wouldnt happen to be you,
would it?
-> "MacManson!@*" dont worry about it

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" well l
emme look.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" well l
emme look.

-> "MacManson!@*" say hi to your mom, christen.. and
say hi to dad, john, too

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" and my
sister's name is jeni.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" jenni
even.

-> "MacManson!@*" i'm sure it is
-> "MacManson!@*" is that that little chicano bitch that pic
ks up the phone?

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" whoo.
you have my pic that has me with bleached hair
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" how ke
en you are.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" QUESO.

-> "MacManson!@*" wow.. spanish

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" TU MAD
RE TRABAJA EN CAMA POR
LA NOCHE.

-> "MacManson!@*" fuck you too

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" so.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" you ca
n at least tell me how
you got my real info.. please?
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" bob th
e janitor?
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" quisli
ng?

-> "MacManson!@*" i have my ways

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" oh wel
l.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" probab
ly moved to chicago and
bought a phone book.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" fuckin
g lamer.

-> "MacManson!@*" oh yeah.. of COURSE

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" uh. di
d you log that shit
about me posing as #28 and getting money?

-> "MacManson!@*" sure did..

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" goodie

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" oh.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" since
we're chatting..
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" have y
ou ever sent me email?

-> "MacManson!@*" wmaybe i have <shrug>

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" well.
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" its no
big deal if you have
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" just w
ondering.

-> "MacManson!@*" like i said, maybe i have

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" swap-@
cris.com
"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" bwah.

-> "MacManson!@*" oh no.. you haxor

*** info for    (MacManson)
*** irc address (MANSON.CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com)
*** irc name    (The Boy With The Sun In His Head)
*** server      (irc.mcs.net)
*** macmanson End of /WHOIS list.

"MacManson!MANSON.CM@*CM@d72.nhe.interaccess.com" bwah.
IRC log ended Sun Dec  8 23:02

<after this, he had started flooding me with mail.. o
r, trying to. then i calledhis house to see if it was
the real number, and sure enough, it was, but his
REAL name was jolan luff, and the poor kid was asleep

so, basically, the following is what we know about him t
hat has been
confermed as true.  if you have any other information, pleas
e give THE PENIX
SHOW'S investigation hotline a buzz at swap-@cris.com
<we do not endorse harrassing him or billing things t
o him or anything of that
nature, but we can't stop you if you do.. <cough> <ah

name: jolan mitchel(?) luff
number: 847-991-4405
address: 311 Mozart Ln.
Palatine, IL
60067
parent's names: Christine & John Luff
goes by handles such as:
nomdeplum
vagrant
ph balance
three stigma
nitzer nihil
macmanson
<many others i'm sure>

well, there you have it.  the stuff about him 'hacking'
ffg/punk house, spinal gamma <through use of tna's ac
count>, and stealing ansis from well
respected boards to make his OWN versions of them was enough
.  then the info
on his destroying his local scene (or trying to).  but what
topped it all off
is this new info about him impersinating #28 and making over
$50 off of that, aswell as his attitude toward the e
ntire ordeal.

personally, i think this kid should be completely shut o
ut of ALL       scenes, and majorly fucked with <alth
ough we do not endorse it <ahem>>.  this
type of thing should not be ignored.

also, please be sure to view JOLAN.GIF, which is a pictu
re of soul
manger himself.  untill next time, so long, and good night..
from ALL of us hereat ELK broadcasting and THE PENIX
SHOW.

<by permission of ELK broadcasting and THE PENIX SHOW
, this broadcast may be
reproduced and distributed however you see fit, as lo
ng as nothing is tampered
with <ie. PUT IT IN MAGS! ON BOARDS! EVERYWHERE! =)>>