THE CHARM!@

O eCL  <-- eclipse
is BIIIZZACK!@

back pak #1 ..

history of ecl #3

So, you've been sitting around going "Gee, I wi
sh eclipse would come back, ░    that was
some pretty whip shit.. <frown>".  Well, you just bet
ter recognize
fool, cause we're back.. uh.. again.  This time we hope we
can last a little
longer, but no promises.  (joke :))  Also, Rai
isn't the said founder,
although he still technically 'founded' eclipse, he's not
going to run it
this time.  What's gonna happen is, we're all g
oing to run it!

Lagomorph and I (magnatOp.. yes I'm writing the infofiles,
bitch) decided
one day (more lago than I) that bringing back eclipse woul
d be cool.  I
told him to blow me (in a few more words) and yet still de
cided that it'd
be cool.  But, as we thought about it, I thought of two pr
oblems:  Who's    going to run eclipse
, I sure as hell don't want to have to write info fil
es
every fucking month.  And, what's gonna be the WORLD HEADQ
UATERS??!@, WE
CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT A HEADQUATERS@!#! .. Lago and I consul
ted Cheeze, our
friend and comrad (also lago's boyfriend, but I'll leave t
hat out, or uh..
well.. I guess it's too late now).  We all decided that it
'd be bodacious
(bodacious = official mO jive slang) if we all ran the gro
up, and took
turns writing the info file.  So, there you have it.  And,
oh yeah, doink
is probably gonna be the headquaters, although, once my bo
ard goes up
that might possibly be an outpost, even though the whole i
dea of an art
group needing hq's and posts and stupid shit like that isn
't usefull now
with the popularity of irc.

So, anyway.  There you have it.  The history of
eclipse, third time styles.
So far I think we have quite a few original members, but w
e're hoping to
not exceed 15 members because we want to keep this group s
mall based and
close to home, where the heart is.  σ  <-- if
your heart looks like that
you're going to die.

magnatop's notes to help you

through life ...

1.   never fart infront of a mad cow.
^--- why?!@   because it could hit you in
the ass with his horns.

2.   always say excuse me after you burp.
^--- why?!@   because my mom w
ill WHOOP jor ass.

3.   always greet me when I enter #ansi
^--- why?!@   because uh.. it'
d uh.. be uhm.. neet, yeah.. neet.

4.   NEVER, EVER EVER EVER EVER buy a bbs s
etup.
^--- duh, why?!  because if yo
u do, you're lazy and STUPID AS FUCK.

5.   always try and sell your bbs setup if
you're offered more than $50.
^--- why?  anyone can setup a
bbs for free. so $50 is worth it.

6.   Don't bother applying to eclipse.
^--- why? (sorry, had to throw
this in) because we don't except apps.
7.   Practice, Practice, Practice...
^--- why?  It's a myth that if you do, yo
u'll get better or something
With these facts in mind, go lay down in a road, and pret
end that your a
bug with wings that are broken and flail your arms about
as if you can't
fly.  Then, when a car stops, ask the person if they have
a box.  If they
say no, stand up and say "FUCK YOU THEN" and go b
ack inside.  If they do,
dress up like geoffry the giraffe, and go to toys 'r' us
and steal a n64.
(joke, courtesy of ewheat)

Thank you, and that will be all, go back to your cages y
ou slimey bung
holes.

:░  .   eeeeee l1l kk .. lips!
@  wo!@ -mo yo ta yew dewd     :

disclaimer to disclaim disclaiments

eclipse reserves the right to make funny jokes.  an
y newbie ripping an ecl
member shall be made fun of and poked at.  any pers
on that thinks porn sucks
is a) not human b) dumb or c) old and limp.  any ac
id member that thinks
ecl sucks, is also not human, dumb and old and limp
.  any person who finds
jokes about kiddie rape funny is, well, just fucked
up. any person who thinks
rad man is elite, rules.  any person disclaiming an
y rights of people with
rights is strictly prohibited by ecl, although this
right can be disclaimed.

ecLipse (single big letters kick ass) (c) '96  -BEW
M!@ WE'RE BACK, bitch.

and now a word
from eclipse
(ie, sponsor)

magnatOp> I say we blow this joint and he
ad on out to the old farm and
grease up a nice pig, pluck our eyebrow
hairs, and blow our
noses on each other and call it an art p
ak, bitch.

lagomorph> yo, daddy-o.  I say we t
ake our computers and assemble them all
together in a big cicle, go to office ma
x, steal come network
cards and play network quake all day lon
g for 15 years, or until
one of us requires food. <ret
urns to playing quake>

splatt> heeeey man, I say we spark up som
e ska music and skank until
our feet hurt.  Or better yet, we could
each take a strand of
this giant rubber tree I have here in my
pocket and make a giant
rubber sombrero, man.  YEEEEEE-HAWWWW@!@

cheeze> Uhm... is this thing on? hello? <
tap tap> I'd just like to
thank my mom and dad for helping me get
to where I am.  Also,
I'd like to thank my agent, rad man.  Uh
m, God Bless you all,
and have a happy holiday.  Oh, by the wa
y, where is the bathroom?
And has anyone seen my bong?

fury> Might I suggest we take our hands
and grease em' up real good
with baby oil and make some 'secret sauc
e'.  And then we could
go out into the road and sell it to peop
le and tell them that
we can make more if they want, and then
if they ask, we can go
do that.

a. donut> I'd just like to say that I don'
t like lettuce.  Even though
it's usually nice and moist and fresh, I
don't like the way
it crunches.  I mean, it's a vegatable,
right?  Vegatables
aren't supposed to crunch unless they gr
ow UNDERground.  So,
that's just whack (word whack = mO jive
slang).

pzyko> Which way did that ameritek truc
k go?  I just sharpened my bat
and I'm drunk, so those freekin' technit
ions better watch out!
Ameritek, HERE I COME@!!

torgo> What?  A train that has
spots?  What are you nuts?  Trains don't
even have personalities, how could they
possibly have spots?

tarot> If I had a dollar for everytime s
omeone said eclipse, I'd have
so much money that I'd be able to tell p
eople that I had alot
of money.. and then I'd tell them to say
eclipse, and ask them
for the dollar... and if they didn't pay
me, I'd pay someone to
break their knee's.. but if i had to pay
that person more than
a dollar, that would defeat the purpose.
. so.. <thud> (he passed
out)

dieznyik> I'd like to give a shot out to
my home-gewrl raz, sup baby?  And
uh, I'd like to phone home now.  <wander
s away> Now where'd I
put my speak n' spell.. and where's that
bitch Drew Berrymore.

rai> How pyschologically unsound this is
to be beset on the lower end
of the rhetoric.  Sometimes I wonder wha
t it would be like to
be a plane, and just fly through the clo
uds.  Except, clouds are
eletrically charged, and I think getting
shocked would hurt.

-| ECLIPSE is ECL is KICKASS

if we don't make it this time, we'll make it next ti
me.. thank you.