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Þ _______ well, here we are again. another eclipse pack, another eclipse infofile. but - one difference: i'm writing the infofile again! (hey r ai.. might wanna tighten up on the security. buahaha!) .. anyways, as we stro ll through the central park of the scene.. . as many of you know, eclipse is officially dead after yo u read this. THATS RIGHT! *YOU* ARE CAUSING ECLIPSE'S DEATH BY READING THIS! R EAD EVERYTHING BACKWARDS TO REVERSE THE PROCESS! sheesh. we lost some guys and we gained some people too. strang e that people want to join a dead group, but oh well.. thats THEIR problem.. no t mine. ;) anyways,if someone's name was in the memb erlist and isn't this time, or vice-versa, you you sh ould know what that means. (and if you dont, heres a t ip: it means you need to format your HD.. or get acid to do it.) oh yeah.. and i'd like to give a big hug to eerie and fl ame for actually taking the time to doodle us some thing for the LAST ECLIPSE PACK! wait, why am i hugging you? THAT WAS BAD! VERY BAD! YOU MUST PRETEND TO H ATE US TO SHOW YOUR LUBBIN!^@$% .. ugh. oh well. =)  whiteraven (whoa, a new guy!) wants to be sure he's the  *first* to report some of the news for the month. you'll see this stuff here before ABC, CBS, or NBC even finds out about it! (whi teraven is striving to be the world's next big report er. he hopes to one day work for eclipse's favorite n ewspaper, the national inquierer.) here goes: - cheeze, rai, and whiteraven went to a neighbor's hous e, and proceded to throw inflated sheep over his fence. sadly enough , the duo thought rai to be a sheep as well, and tossed him ove r too. fortunately rai was not badly injured. a few head injurys never hurt anyone. - splatt goes out to buy his first cd other than moriac hi and mexican music...but again, to his dismay, the store didn't ta ke pesos instead of american dollars. sorry splatt :) - torgo sucked in a tank of helium and died. just kidd ing. - *news flash* a giant winged demon appeared over grand  rapids demanding that rai and splatt be fed to him. the end of ecl? more at 11.. - sirdeath and lago were seen fleeing a seven11 with a slurpee machine, a bag of pretzels, and a carton of smokes. we don't condone that kind of behavior, but they better share with us anyways :) - diez cut the brakes on a hundred schoolbuses througho ut michigan. upon doing that, sealed the fate of spear, smokey, an d bold, who were on their way to a decent education. whiteraven was a lso in a wreck, and survived. diez left for cuba quickly afterwards. wow. now wasn't that swell. =) i want to take this breif moment to thank pushead for th is great picture! it's things like these that make us here at eclipse proud. Ûßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß ßßßßßßÛ  isn't it great?! you Û ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÛ love us, do ncha' ÛÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ pushead? y ou really, Ûrai -->±±±ÛÛÛßßßß²  ² REALLY love us! .. ÛÜÜßßÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÜÛ °ÜßÞÛÛÛ²ÝÞÛÛÛ ²ÝÛ erm.. i was going to Û  ÛÝ  Ü ÛÛÜÛÛ  ÛÛÜÛ² ÜÛ put somethin g exciting Ûß ÜÜ ÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÛ here, but i can't ÛÞÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜß²²Ý Û remember it, so phuwee °ßßßÛÜÜÜÜßß ßÛ ÛÜÜÛ since this is the last ° ÜÜÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ  ° pack, we decided we'd °ÞÛÛÛ Ü ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ Û tell  you about the ±ÞÝÞÝÞÝÞÝÞÝÞÛÛÛÛÜÜ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÝ ° secret underground ± soul manager --> °² Û Û Û ²  ÞÛÛÛÛÜÜÜÜÜ ÛÛÛÛÛÝ ° f ortress we have been ²°Û Û°Û Û ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ Ü ²Û ²²² ± s haring with the ²ÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÛÛ Û Û Û ÜÜÜ²Û ÛÛ² ± michigan militia. in ÛÞÛÛ²ÝÞÛÛ²Ý Ü ÛÜÜ ÛÛÛ²Û Ü² it, we discovered that  ²ÛÛÛß°ÛÛÛß Û ÛÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛ ²°² Û t orgo had a 'problem' Ûß ÜÜ ÜÜ ÜÜ ÜÜ ÜÞÝ ÜÜ  ÜÜ ÞÝ Û keeping his pants ÛÞ²²ÜÜÜÜÜÜÝ Þ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ²²ÛÝÛÛÛÛÜß Û 'clean' to say the Ûßßßßßßß ß   ßß ÜÜ ßß ß ÜÛ least. j eez torgo. =) Û ßß   ßßßßßßßßßßÛ ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß  the fortress is located at 47øeast, 52ønorth. oh. wait. i don't think i was  suppos **emergency message from warpus!**(help me?) .. . OH SHIT!@%$!@% warpus died in a freak accident with a curlin g iron. so here's a little message from that goofball  ewheat!%#@$!#@ --- I decided... "everyone in Eclipse and the scene shou ld own a Nintendo 64... not just the rich poopy-headed people like Tguardian"  So I made a info file on how to get free Nintendo64's... weRD!@# hAPPY!@# --- list of things you'll need --- scissors!@ construction paper (brown, orange, yellow) lOTS oF tHEM!@ ( if yer fat... moRE oF tHEM) a refridgrator cardboard box a red t-shirt a magnum 44 uhm... gLUE!@ - uhm... get them now1@ grr!@ - Cut a buncha circles with the brown construction pap er... gOOD joB!@# YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!@# Paste -ALL- of your orange/yellow pa per on the card board box... (be sh0re to make two holes in the box, becuz y ou're gonna hafta go in the box... yep) paste the circles on the box... gOOD jOb!@%!@# DEWD! YER BECOMING ELITE!@#%@#% Put the red t-shirt on the cardbo ard box... then use the magnum 44 and write "Geoff" on the t-shirt... the fr ont... not the back... (the front is where the holes are... the two holes.. . the ones you cut, remember?) put the box on you. NOW DONT YOU LOOK PROF ESSIONAL?!@ DEWD NINTENDO64 IS ALMOST heRE!@#% Then goe to toys-r-us near to you... do not be start led if kids start running towards you... just give them warez and they'll go a way. It's regular procedure. Start bouncing around honking and squeak ing. Goe around "hI *HONK* EYE'M GEOFF THE GIRAFFE!@# ......... uhm........ HI!#@%!@#% HELLO!@#%!@#%!*@#(%& *HONK* *SQUEAK* *HI*!@# ARE YOU A T OYS-R-US kID?!@# HI!@# HELLO!@#%" it'll take a little social engineering be fore you'll be able to get to the topic... "*HONK* SAY HEY, WHERE ARE THEM NINtENDO 64's LOCATED AT?" usually they'll tell you it's locked behind a door... ask for the key... "no" "*HONK* BUT I'M GEOFF THE GIRAFFE!@ HI!@#% !@# HELLO!@#%!@# I AM TOYS-R-US!@#" They'll give you the key. Then you go i n the door. Steal one of those boxes marked "Nintendo64" (YES, THAT'S W HERE THE NINTENDO 64s ARE THERE!@# YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!@#) Put them under th e cardboard box with you... make sh0re you hold tight so they dont fall on t he floor (Nintendo 64s are really fragile) Make your way out of the store... "HI I'm GEOFF THE GIRAFFE!@ I DONT HAVE A NINTENDO 64 UNDER MY SHIRT!@ NO I DONT!@# HEEHEH!@# WHAT GAVE YOU A RIDICULOUS IDEA LIKE THA T? HI!@# UHm... HI!@#%@#!% HELLO!#@% Uhm.... BYE!@#" NOW... you are a proud owner of a Nintendo 64. -Troubleshooting- "I dont care if you're Geoff... you can't have the  keys" suggestion: Give him warez. "I DONT WANT WAREZ, I WANT POOH BEAR!" suggestion: Give him zero day warez. "May I have the keys back?" suggestion: "uhm... no." "Uhm... yes." suggestion: "uhm... no." "uhm... yes." suggestion: "uhm... yes." "uhm... no." suggestion: "hO hO HO YEW ARE A POOPY HEAD!@#" YOu MuST PheAR tHAT!@^$%@&$!@&%$% h0h0h0!~#@$!#@ in other news, PAPA SMURF's HOUSE was DESROYED by GARGAM EL and his CHEMISTRY STUDENTS. then, they destroyed the rest of SMURFL AND just to show the SMURFS they were K-NIFTY. with the wonders of modern ma gic (and a few FLOATING THINGS IN SPACE), we tak e you to the scene of the crime. 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(in the above news report, names and actual happenings h ave been changed to conceal the identity of the parties involved) .. yeah. phear . oh yeah. rai kinda dropped the scene a bit after what h appened to his HD. his demi-final words were 'i found something else to satisfy  my needs. A BIG CAN OF SPAM!!&@%%!&@$ ' why you ask, is nothing in this infofile highlited to sh ow its importance? bECAUSE hIGHLITING iZ fOR sIZZIES!@$!%@$%!$@%^ h0h0h0h0 ... splatt has just told me the *truth* about his cousin Jo' se.. Jo'se isn't an opossum smugler from central mexio after all, he is reall y the founder of EVERYONE'S FAVORITE DANCE, THE MACARANA! .. YAY! .. i know y ou all want to lean the moves, so here we go!!@#!$@$ *poof* rai: jeez. that was turning into a horrible mess! torgo: where's my sock? WHERE THE HELL IS MY SOCK!? mercuri: HEY! I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY! SHUTTUP YOU DAMN CO MMIE BASTARDS! (mercuri HAD something to say, but he got hit in the head wi th a rubber chicken so i don't think he'll be saying much of *anything* from thi s point on) --- end of the eclipse. ..the path of totality wavers for a moment, and the darkened  denizens of the earth conjure a glimmer of hope. the moon is moving. after a ll these months, earth's sister resumes its orbit.. along one side of the moo n sun crackles through, bringing the first rays of light since this strange  tirade began. far above the earth, a small grey figure can be seen climbin g from a small hole in the tycho crater. removing itself to a nearby craft, the alien being smiles and nods quaintly at the suddenly brightened earth. light has returned to the earth. and the moon moves on... but there will be a time, in the not so distant future, when  the forces that control the alien minds deem it fit to once again bathe the earth in darkness and when that time comes, be ready. flashlights, matches, an d all sources of light will make a scratch against the night. do not fall, as  others have done so easily.. standing resolute, the alien salutes, a job well done. he cl imbs into the ship, adjusts a knob and pushes a throttle, and in a second, his e xistance is only a faded memory. -diez --- eclipse has now faded, and sunlight is bestowed upon the sce ne once more. nanu- nanu, and goodnight.. . ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ- if you didn't enjoy this , don't blame me. blame him. HE DID IT ALL! ITS HIS   FAULT! I SWEAR^@!&$!$@ WAAAAA!%@$ %^!@#$ SAUCE00no. this isnt the info. i swear! cheeze eclipse 19961015dP