Last time on - The Tales!@

/oh. .it's all here already..

<pac-man ghost?>

Belial stopped by the apartment last week, but he was too short
to reach the doorknob, so we just laughed at him until he left. =)

The FULL story.

We all jumped into the big yellow school bus with 'Eclipse in 96'
painted on the side, and drove to the niftiest place in grand rapids,
Old Kent Park.  see, we have a baseball park for this single A team, and
the Old Kent bank gave them lots of money, so. . . =). .
But, we sat out in center field, and we were like the 2nd row from the
field, so arm donut kept harassing the outfielders. =). . the players started
to yell back during the 2nd inning=) so arm donut and lago, working as a
single unit, beat the crap out of the center fielder and got back into their
seats in a matter of 24 seconds. =). . but, security threw us out anyway.
We were in the parking lot when the plan for revenge was born.

The plan was born, now to put it into action. we gathered into a
circle at the far end of the parking lot, one and a half miles
away. .  or so it seems. . i dunno. .  =). .  now, to see what our
resources were..

<bold> ok.. .  rubber chicken?
<lago> check..
<bold> red wax lips?
<arm d> check
<bold> white wax lips?
<crayon> check
<bold> vibrating pillow
<splatt> umm.m.  i left them in my other pants
<rai> you have more than one pair?
<lago> you keep a vibrator in your pants?
<splatt> and?

<bold> magical code ring?
<snoop> i think i ate it..
<bold> box of triscuts?
<dr. brain> i think i ate them.
<grendel> no, you ate some disks. . .
<dr. brain> ahh. . well. . they taste alike
<red circle> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzZZzzZ SNORT. . zzzzzzzzZz=)<bold> hackers video?
<rai> i gotta copy
<mighty mouse> i gotta copy
<smokey> i gotta copy
<sir death> i gotta copy
<grindstone> i gotta copy
<magnatop> i gotta copy
<cheeze> i gotta copy
<bold> umm.m..   ok..  I think we're ready to MOVE OUT.  let's go.

The game was in the bottom of the 5th.  Whitecaps were up, 5 to 1.  The first
baseman came up to the plate.  "And now up to bat, wearing number five,
Steeeevvvveeeee   CooARGHH. . thump. . MMmmmM..  HELP!? *cracklecrackle*
Hello, all, you are now all hostages."  Success!  Through several swift moves,
we were able to take the announcers booth!  It was brilliant.  we had atleats
two guards at every exit.  people started to flood to the gates, but our
faithfull eclipse members took them out by hurling stale triscuts at them!
The masses fell, heads rolled, blood covered the walls.  Lago and I had been
able to take the control booth as well!  Soon the scoreboard flashed
"Welcome, satan and his followers!". .=). . I dont know what would
have happened if the fans had grouped together, but we kept that from
happening.  Now. the ballpark was our. time to have some fun. =)

The near death of arm. donut

Arm was the first to take full advantage of our position.  he immediatly hopped
into one of those go-karts that the famous mascot, 'Crash' drives around betweeninnings.  'Yippie!@#' he yelled as he drove around the warning track.
BOOM#%^&Q..  arm fell down onto the field and onto a puddle of his own blood
A man from the concession stands wearing a nixon mask and holding up a rifle
yelled 'FREEDOM@#%'  A small riot in section 403 broke out, but luckily
smokey and sir death were able to use their amazing fighting skills to
thwart the onslaught.

well, time passed, and eventually we were overthrown.  seems that our two
coders FELL ASLEEP and their section was able to win the battle.  like snoop
and dr. brain demonstrated, the foam really DOES go straight to your brain. =)

and now, without any permission from the rest of the group, i am appointing
ROSS PEROT offical eclipse presidental canidate.  I asked Mr. Perot about the
appointment and all he had to say was, 'Now, we gotta get into that chicken
coop and kill that nasty snake in the grass.'
Just don't take away my ABC primetime like you did in '92, ross. =)

that is pretty much all..  i guess..  well, not really, but the whole thing
is already 133 lines, and i'm proud of you if you made it this far.
the rest of us are already looking that the next file. =)

ph34r the following people: bra1n, msd, spear, arm, mindcrime, and b3.

yew are to be ph34red!  only a complete idiot would continue pushing pgdwn
until he got here.  go look at the other stuff. no more here. geez. =)