BOWLD ECLIPSE 1996

cheeze here, and guess what? i will be your host tonight, as we stumble through
the halls of the eclipse infofile. <cheer> to your left is.. .

uhm, no. =) i am doing this infofile completely off the top of my head. thats
right, i have no clue what i am supposed to be writing about. why, you ask?
because i'm silly like that. yeah.

we got some new members, i'm sure, but - WHO CARES?! this is gunna be a cool
infofile.. get it? none of that 'group this, group that' stuff. and this info-
file will be bad word free.  we took a poll, and.. it was big and round.

btw - if you are wondering, 'where's eclipse #06?' well, all i can say is it
ruled, and if you don't have it, uhm.. that's too bad. yeah. =)

we here at eclipse love bunnies. we love em so much, we decided to adopt one!
YAY! its.. a bunny.. and uhm.. its.. cute, or something. yeah. its name is
(aproperately) bizo.  why is that an aproperate name, you ask?  <shrug>
*bleep*, i dunno.. that *bleep* word just *bleep* rules! *bleeooo.. .

what the? SPLATT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WE TOOK A POLL REMEMB.. . ohhh <chuckle>
splatt has been eating mentos again. what a crazy guy!

here's a picture of our beloved furball.
blank space rules!
p   h  ear b lank spac  e!

yeah.. uhm, isn't he great? he's just

whats that you say? bizo doesn't look
like a bunny? <studies cute li'l bizo>
oh my gawd! THATS not bizo! .. WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE WITH BIZO, YOU, YOU.. MONSTER!
oh well.. all he did was go poopie on
magnatop's big toe. maybe that new dog
will give me lubbin? YAY!

from now on, my name is FRED .. and yours is JOE. HI JOE!

torgo ate my candy bar! WAAAAA!

hey, guess what? rai's a lazy porker. PHEAR HIM!

ok. enough oneliners. =) oh yeah. i actually remember something to do with the
group. remember the anti-kiddie rape movement? well.. we forgot to put the info
in eclipse #06.. so here it is.

what is the anti-kiddie rape movement (a-kr)?  this board is a
- the a-kr movement started on rai's old board,
ffg when rai and i got fed up with all the
kiddie-rape/'fuck me in my ear'/'bunk me in my
arse'/etc shit. basically its a movement to try
and stop this pathetic 'trend' in the scene. if
you are sick of it, too, you might think about

whoa! i AM sick of that shit! how do i join?
- well, all you gotta do is put 'a-kr member'
or 'a-kr supporter' or something cool with a-kr
in your sig. then, if you run a board, there────>
is a nifty ribbon you can put somewhere in your
login to announce your board as a supporter.░▓▓▄ ░░  ▀▀▀▀  ░░ ▀▀▀▀░▓ cz?
- also, if you run a group that wishes to
become a part of the movement, just put the         proud  supporter of the
ribbon somewhere in your infofile, but (of       a-kr movement! phear!
course) just change 'board' to 'group' .. thats
all. (we will have a vga ribbon for use on web pages and stuff soon.)

**serious mode disabled**

ok.. well, that fool sirdeath just informed me that he has something to say:

"something"

thanks bub. i'm sure we'll get some great reviews on that. well, hmm.. what
shallCALLDOINKi write now? oh yeah.. some more group news (i thought i said
that stuff would be banned from this infofile? DAMN HACKERS!) .. we recently
had acid merge with us after the success of eclipse #06, and we changed our
name to aclipse. but, to our dismay, radman stunk like rotten fish, so we had
to push 'em off the plank (which was prolly not a good thing to do. the sharks
smelled radman from a mile away).

it was for the better, even though we had FINALLY destroyed the evil empire..
<sigh>

**NEWS FLASH!

mindcrime shares a closet with the eclipse boys! so THATS why all my socks are
missing?!

**NEWS .. uhm.. UNFLASH! yeah..

oh yeah.. we also gained napalm(who bribed us
-─▄▄▀▀▄  █████████▓▓█░with pez), chromatik(who torgo conjured up
from the dead), toon goon(rai had to beat him  ███▌ ▐▓▀▀▀▓▓▄▄▀  ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▄▓▓░out of the evil jae creature), lordjazz(he
gave us saurkrout to stay when acid 'left'..),
. ▄▄▄   ▀░░░░░▓  halaster(he wanted some of splatt's greasy
tacos), and neurotic(who threw himself at
rai's feet after seeing eclipse #06) .. YAY!

well, that was great.. everyone was happy.
but we had a freak accident and all of them
cz  fell into deep comas. we hope they'll pull
through. (and if they don't, WE DIDN'T DO IT!

the members who offered us goat balls,
-   ▀▀▀▀▀▀██▓▓░▌           cytral skunk and spear, have had the privilege
-───┐ - napalm gave us pez!    of joining the group. because not only did
.   └ he got $5 to have a      the give us goat balls, they don't stink of
beauty school student cutfish.
-─ his hair! ICK!

oh god do i have a headache. damnit, i think maggie spiked my drink with goose
sweat again. <slurp> ARGH! damnit! see you guys in #08! .. .

oh yeah.. we got a web site! what's that you say?  its been up for awhile?  oh  well.  how bout i just poopie in your shoe and snap your bra? uhm.. ok.. yeah.
(don't ask) the addy is http://wizy.uit.net/eclipse .. phear it.

---  -    (    in   f  o f ile shtu ff by chee zio) .. 09-12-96 .. phear it.