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MENTOS, the phresh-maker

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ok, if you're wondering what's going on in this picture, then let
me explain. we've ALL seen the mentos commercials on tv right? well,
lagomorph REALLY wanted to get into the monkey cage, so he kindly asked
the man at the entrance if he could go in, but the man just shook his
head no. lagomorph, being the sly fool he is, went and stole a "JOHN
BALL ZOO CLEANER" uniform. then he went BACK to the monkey cage and
the guy let him in. and of course, when he was in, he looked at the guy
and held out his mentos and said "MENTOS, the PHRESH-maker" .. h0h0.

ANYWAYS. that was the only picture we could snap at the convention,
but we had fun, UNTIL this little incident with lago breaking into the
monkey cage, we were having a good time, we got kicked out because of
that. and we didnt even get to see the new aqarium there thanks to
him. oh well, heard it sucked anyways. THIS month in the convention
info file, instead of our boring usual chatter, we decided to make up
a list of ALL of the COOLEST trends that occur either at our school,
or during recreational time that we have. since we're such TRENDY
guys, dig our list of "TRENDS" that eclipse people have encountered
and think are TOTALLY COOL!

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RAI - people acting like JIM CARREY!

SPLATT - rollerblading to SCHOOL/IN THE HALLS!!

LAGOMORPH - listening to ALLANIS MORISETTE!!

SIR DEATH - people that color their hair WEIRD COLORS!! like BLUE!!

ARMAGEDDON DONUT - carrying a BOOM BOX on your shoulder to school..

SNOOP - listening to RAP like SNOOP DOGGY DOGG ..

DR BRAIN - wearing harley davidson shirts ..

GRENDEL - wearing combat boots.

RED CIRCLE - sneaking in to gay p0rn movies

BOLD - hanging out with the teachers at lunchtime!

CRAYON - playing volleyball!

GRINDSTONE - wearing sweatpants to school.

MAGNATOP - talking to yer friends about NINTENDO GAMES!!

TORGO - walking down the halls singing "running faggot" to yourself ..

CHEEZE - SURFS UP DEWDZ!!!! COWABUNGA, gonna catch some KILLER waves!! hang ten!
SMOKEY - STUSSY and MOSSIMO SHIRTS!@@#

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