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woah. thats my best impression of the cover of NOFX's "I heard they
SUCK live" CD .. from that picture above, you will be able to catch on
to this month's theme here at eclipse .. no, its not punk rock, its
all about how much we suck .. <g>

well, this months info file will, among other things, feature
irc quotes from tons of people around the scene talking about how
much they dont like eclipse .. but FIRST, before we get to that
fun stuff, we are going to tell you some news and information ABOUT
eclipse ..

we're STILL keeping up the 2 pak a month schedule, and releasing
on time every month .. i remember back when septic was around, they
were PRAISED for releasing on the 1st every month, so hopefully you
appreciate that we release on time for ya .. lets see, i was gone
for a while last month so i haven't been around much lately, and i've
been real out of touch with the scene but oh well ..

eclipse gained THREE new members this month .. one of them was
going to be a part of eclipse ascii before we decided that there
wouldnt be an ascii section (except for current members doing it)
so we decided to let FURY in for eclipse ansi, he's a very talented
artist and we hope to keep him aboard for a long time .. another
new artist comes to us from cia, a very good toon artist, genocide
kitten .. we look forward to GREAT art from him too! our last
gained artist this month, is none other than ewheat himself,
that crazy guy from apathy, he's going to be dualing with
eclipse and apathy .. he's a funny guy and talented artist
so look forward to art AND literature in the info files from
him .. even tho we are almost done accepting members, although
ewheat and gk didnt contribute ansi-wise this month, they ARE
in the group .. (couldnt find em before pak time :( ) if you wanna
join eclipse, just get a hold of me on irc, or on my board or
whatever and show me some of your stuff ..

although there is so much HAPPY news this month, we regret to
say, there IS some sad news. one of my favorite guys and a great
artist is leaving eclipse to head back to his home-land, mighty
mouse decided that he needed to stop dualing and head back to
cia with napalm and all his buddies .. so we wish off yet another
departing eclipse member this month .. *sniff*

check out the ECLIPSE homepage at http://WIZY.UIT.NET/eclipse ..
it contains information about eclipse from 2 months ago and is
so outdated its unbelievable. but its still a neat site. haha..
thanks to red circle for the page of course ..

this month, rai would like to salute his favorite group,
samsara, which has taken on the tradition of making the art scene
fun like we have .. we hope they live for a long time because there
needs to be more groups like them in the scene. anyways.

PLEASE send me hate-mail to CARLSOJE@RIVER.IT.GVSU.EDU .. it would
be greatly appreciated and maybe even published in the eclipse
MAIL bag next month .. thats about it for this month's news .. we
wanna get on to the rest of the fun stuff now ..

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first off, on the FUN section of eclipse's info file, we have a
diagram here for you to help you figure out eclipse and its meaning,
just check it out real quick so you can see what i mean ..

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KEY: GLOBE = the rest of the scene
ECL LOGO = eclipse .. duh

wow. its a total eclipse of the scene by eclipse ...

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well, this section is simple, we went on irc as "eclSUCKS" and
took a poll on how many people thought eclipse sucked, we told them
to give us their feelings, and BOY did they ever .. at the end of the
info file, we will aknowledge eclipse's OFFICIAL #1 FAN ..

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<eclSUCKS> I AM TAKING A POLL:  WHO HERE THINKS ECLIPSE SUCKS? - MSG ME WITH
YOUR ANSWER@#

<jae> im not playing.  ecl REALLY SUCKS
<jae> REALLY REALLY SUCKS

<ewheat> eclipse sucks becuz you guys eat a lot of poop!@  get a friggin' job,
every one of you, but splatt

<S4vgDrgn> I AM TAKING A POLL: WHO HERE GIVES A SHIT??
<S4vgDrgn> MSG ME WITH YOUR ANSWER

<ewheat> yeah and y'know what?  you guys suck, becuz i bet
your stomaches are almost gone from all that coke and tacos... so you rely on
semen/sperm to patch up the holes in yer stomachs... yeah that's why you
suck.

<ewheat> oh yeah and also, y'know why you guys suck?  it's
the fact that every single of you looks exactly alike except for the hair and
sunglasses/whatever.  that only proves, breeding can be accomplished thru
sucking penises.  I dont know the scifentic <sp> theory but I assume becuz of
the holes in your stomaches, the sperm goes right thru the holes and into yer
egg and stuff.

<ewheat> also, i noticed int he eclipse video game... you
guys dont have a mouse by yer computer... so, where is it?  eh?  I bet you
guys shoved it up splatt's anus then each one of you had a "mouse-bobbing"
contest.

<quisling> uh... get a life..

<wired_> eclSUCKS. who really gives a damn.
<wired_> eclSUCKS. i think people like you suck

<ewheat> also, y'know what i noticed about the video game
too... sirdeath cooked those kooky eggs... but tell me, where's the spatula?
i didn't see a spatula?  where is it?  mebbie that's why he looked stoned,
"gRR gRR, rAI maDE mE sUXOR oN IT tHEN hE sHOVEd iT dOWN muH tHROAT, tHAT gOT
dAMN mULTI-cOLORED hAIRED gUY" then yew guys tried to suxor his dick in hope
to gittoring it back, otherwise you couldn't eat those eggs/bacons.

<ewheat> oh yeah and yew guys like "hackers" dont yew?
yeah?  "mess with the best, die like the rest"  you guys should make a
eclipse motto called "suck with the best, splooge like the rest"

<Anarchy_-> I have no idea what eclipse is so shut up or I'm going to
ban you
*** You have been kicked off channel #ice by Anarchy_- (Anarchy_-)

<ewheat> y'know why you guys suck, becuz you guys like...
laugh at jokes like "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"  "TO GET THE
ECLIPSE PACK"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

<ewheat> also, y'know why you guys suck?  You guys drink a
lotta coke, yeah, coca-cola... mebbie it's bec0z you guys d0nt like cindy
crawf0rd and y0u guys f1nd those coca-cola polar bears sexy.

<ewheat> also, y'know why you guys suck?  i n0ticed y'all
are s0 g0t damned skinny and stuff... tellor bold to quit sucking so got damn
hard, yer supposed to quit when soemone splooges.

<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!
<Mry0y0> ECLIPSE SUX YOU FUCKER!

<M_Mouse> it sucks cause rai is in it.. he's the biggest
dork.

*** You have been kicked off channel #ice by Anarchy_- (Anarchy_-)

<wired_> Eclipse sucks more then getting a blowjob from Cindy Crawford !

<Swabby> Eclipse is a bunch of blood sucking human cow
pissing lamers who can't draw a straight line..

<ewheatSUX> eclipse sucks becuz they made a b0ffle... they
said ewheat sucks monkey balls... SHEA!@  HE SUCKS ELEPHANT BALLS, GET IT
RIGHT, YOU pOOPY HEADS!@

*** Mode change "+b *!*ed_circle@*.dialip.mich.net" on channel #iCE by
jae
*** raiECL has been kicked off channel #ice by jae (shut up, eclipse sucks)

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well, although EVERY participant in our poll gave us such interesting
comments, we can only choose ONE as our #1 fan, and our #1 FAN AWARD goes
to none other than ice's spectacular artist and ECLIPSE LOVER, JAE!!@@
lets talk to him about that ..

<raiECL> so HOW does it FEEL to be
selected as the #1 FAN OF ECLIPSE!!?

<jae> i feel like shit..

<raiECL> AWESOME MAN!! THANKS A LOT
for being ECLIPSE'S #1 FAN!!

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well, thats about it for this months info file .. be SURE to say hi
to jae and say THANK YOU for supporting ECLIPSE THROUGH IT ALL!!!@ a
special award goes to ewheat as runner up in our fan contest tho, he made
some worthy efforts .. cya next month!

raiECL

ECLIPSE, SETTING THE
SCENE ON FIRE