To all who look forward to the clever
saying that is usually here, you can
BOO!forget about it, because i have exactly
/and hour and a half to do this.  time
flies when you have a paper route..
bwhahaha. ..   =)

<pac-man ghost?>

Hmm.m.   it just hit me, i need to get a splatt to do me a
header for these..  i hate my divider line. .

=). ..   btw, go to HTTP://WWW.GEOCITIES.COM/SOHO/1971  ..  sorry about the
blinky stuff, but i need to get peoples attention..  =). .   so go there,
it's nifty and stuff.. .  my page, it's kinda 'scene' oriented, but for people
who have no clue, I directed them to ice.org. .  =)/. . so!. .on with
what may be the most intresting tales yet. ..

We all jumped into the big yellow school bus with 'Eclipse in 96'
painted on the side, and drove to the niftiest place in grand rapids,
Old Kent Park.  see, we have a baseball park for this single A team, and
the Old Kent bank gave them lots of money, so. . . =). .
But, we sat out in center field, and we were like the 2nd row from the
field, so arm donut kept harassing the outfielders. =). . the players started
to yell back during the 2nd inning=) so arm donut and lago, working as a
single unit, beat the crap out of the center fielder and got back into their
seats in a matter of 24 seconds. =). . but, security threw us out anyway.
We were in the parking lot when the plan for revenge was born.

The plan was born, now to put it into action. we gathered into a
circle at the far end of the parking lot, one and a half miles
away. .  or so it seems. . i dunno. .  =). .  now, to see what our
resources were..

<bold> ok.. .  rubber chicken?
<lago> check..
<bold> red wax lips?
<arm d> check
<bold> white wax lips?
<crayon> check
<bold> vibrating pillow
<splatt> ummm.  i left them in my other pants
<rai> you have more than one pair?
<lago> you keep a vibrator in your pants?
<splatt> and?

<bold> magical code ring?
<snoop> i think i ate it..
<bold> box of triscuts?
<dr. brain> i think i ate them.
<grendel> no, you ate some disks. . .
<dr. brain> ahh. . well. . they taste alike
<red circle> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzZZzzZ SNORT. . zzzzzzzzZz=)<bold> hackers video?
<rai> i gotta copy
<mighty mouse> i gotta copy
<smokey> i gotta copy
<sir death> i gotta copy
<grindstone> i gotta copy
<magnatop> i gotta copy
<cheeze> i gotta copy
<bold> umm.m..   ok..  I think we're ready to MOVE OUT.  let's go.

The game was in the bottom of the 5th.  Whitecaps were up, 5 to 1.  The first
baseman came up to the plate.  "And now up to bat, wearing number five,
Steeeevvvveeeee   CooARGHH. . thump. . MMmmmM..  HELP!? *cracklecrackle*
Hello, all, you are now all hostages."  Success!  Through several swift moves,
we were able to take the announcers booth!  It was brilliant.  we had atleats
two guards at every exit.  people started to flood to the gates, but our
faithfull eclipse members took them out by hurling stale triscuts at them!
The masses fell, heads rolled, blood covered the walls.  Lago and I had been
able to take the control booth as well!  Soon the scoreboard flashed messages
such as "Welcome, satan and his followers!". .=). . I dont know what would
have happened if the fans had grouped together, but we kept that from

um.m.m   that's all for now, because if i don't get this to rai in 5
minutes, this isn't going to be seen at all  so. ..  =)