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 + -------------->  topic # 1 ;  intro to irc experiences <---------------- +

  hi.  Contained in the following literature, is a series of situations that
  I created with some of the lesser intelligent people on irc.  I went into
  random channels and said random things (often foolish) to unsuspecting 
  people, and recored the results.  The pole ended with strange results, here
  is a readout.

  stupid people hang out in #teen %95 of the time.
  even stupider people have bots in #dogsex
  just close to being the stupidest are people in #teensex
  and the stupidest people hang out in #mirchelp

  So, remember, if you're ever on irc, visit one of these channels and say
  "hi, I want sex" and see what happens..  

 + -------------->  a interesting logo trade  <---------------------------- +

One day in #ansi someone called "thrust" was asking people if they wanted to
   trade logo's.  So, I msg'd him and said "i'll trade you fine sir".  And from
   there, this all happened..

   me>  I'll trade you fine sir.

  him>  Really?  I need good art for my bulletin board system.  I have alot 
        of cool .anses that I took from some ice paks, but I need more that
        have my board name on them.

   me> have anything by tempus thales?

  him> who?

   me> Thempus Thales, he used to ruxor in ice.  You don't know him?

  him> I'm afraid I don't.  Oh well, anyway, think I could get a logo from 
       you?

   me> Sure, whats your board called?

  him> my what?

   me> your board.. you know, you're bbs.

  him> oh yeah.. it's panasonic cyberwar

   me> Oh really, nice name...I'll get right on it.

  him> whats you're board called?  I'll do ya one right now.

   me> Fistagon .. 

  him> Okay, See ya in a few.

   me> right-o

  < time passes as I make my logo >

   me> Okay, I'm done.

  him> Cool.  I'm done too.

  < here's the logo I did for him >


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<elite ansi by thâ–$Å>

   me> that rules man.  Thanx alot, I'll be sure to put that up on my bbs as
       soon as I get off my 2 gig 686.

  him> Yeah, I don't run my board on my good computer either, this is just a
       pentium 175 that my dad bought me.
  
me> Bah, I sell drugs for my computers.  That way, I can get kick ass
       affils and rock the world with my elite iniquity setup.  btw- what
       software do you run?

  him> What do you mean?

me> Whats the NAME OF THE SOFTWARE YOU ARE USING?

  him> not sure.  Why?

me> How long have you been running a bbs?

  him> Almost two weeks.

me> Oh.  I'm gonna be frank with you man...

  him> What? ( i paused for quite some time, enough for him to say what )
 
frank> Your ansi sucks, your board sucks, and you suck.  How'd you figure
       out irc you fucking moron.  My mom is smarter than you are.  Maybe
       those aliens took out that part of your brain that thinks.  I swear
       you're the reason that people die from accidents at construction sites
       Even my grandpa can think faster than you.

  him> haha, thats funny.  what movie is that from?

me>  <click>

 + -------------> my thoughts <-------------------------------------------- +

uhm.. I don't think I know any people that are actually this stupid.  But
  i kinda feel sorry for the poor asshole.  Anyway, I just thought I'd publish
  this since I told him to look in the eclipse pak for my writing.. and he'll
  be proud to know that my five minute logo got put next to his and looked 
  just as cool.  Maybe less cool, since he used elite '69 shading style.  Any
  way, if you go on irc, make sure to see if he's on, and ask him for a logo,
  and tell him he ruxors, and someone please explain who tempus is.. and 
  ask him how his board is going.. and, then ask him why he put the 'N' of
  fistagon in the middle bottom when its one word.  so anyways, thanx.  I hope
  you laughed at my mockery of a fewl.  Next time, I hope to have something
  as, if not more, ammusing.  

  + -----------------------------> word for the month <--------------------- +

    ruxor (adj)  r£cks-z¢r  ;  to be of rockishness, or to pertain to rocking.

  + -------->  greetz ;  lagO.  and the rest of mi pals.  JO!  
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