the eclipse application form ..

so, you think that YOU have got the goods to be
part of eclipse? you've been sporting that
computer nerd look, been drawin' ansi round the
clock, and you finally wanna apply to an ELiTE
group like eclipse? well my friend, just follow
this application form ..

( this app gen. coded by rai )

<---- that's yew! an applying eclipse fool!

-- application for eclipse -----------------------------------------------------
what is your handle?  _________________________________________________________ what is your two letter abreviation?  __
how old are you?  __
( if you answered the above question with a number below 12, please do not        bother applying .. )
what past affiliations do you have?  __________________________________________ what were your reasons for leaving that group(s)?  ____________________________ do you like movies about gladiators?  ___
what is your home phone number?  ___-___-____
do you run a bbs?  ___
( if so, do not expect special privelages for it, you are merely answering the
question .. )
what is the board number?  ___-___-____
what affiliations does your board currently have?  ____________________________ ( like we care )
what kind of car does your dad drive?  ________________________________________ ( i.e. my dad drives a pinto )
do people like you?  ___
( i know we don't )
what do you draw?  ________________
( only ansi and ascii artists will be considered )
how many ansis per two weeks can you turn out?  ____
( PLEASE write at least one )
how many fingers do you have?  ______
do you listen to michael bolton?  ___
( an answer "YES" to the above question would make me very angry )
where the hell do you live?  __________________________________________________ can you make it to grand rapids, michigan, drop out of your school, and live
with us?  ___
( remember, this is a requirement to be in eclipse duh )
are you a guy or a girl?  ____
is this the coolest app that you've ever seen in your life or what?  ___
have you ever seen the movie "hackers" ?  ___
did you LIKE the movie "hackers" ?  __
( oh, woops, i seemed to have forgotten enough room for the word 'yes' )
do you think you can draw ansi?  ___

or any other questions about your art?  _______________________________________ what sets you apart from other applicants?  ___________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ who is your favorite roman god?  ______________________________________________ who are some of your favorite artists?  _______________________________________ ( if you put rai, splatt, grendel, sirdeath, smokey, cheeze, magnatop, and
crayon, that would help you get in )
what is your favorite group?  _________________________________________________ ( eclipse here would also help in getting you in )
what is a quote that you particularly like?  __________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ which were better, the t.v. ninja turtles, or the eastman & laird original
ninja turtles?  _______________________________________________________________ please doodle a picture of yourself, a self-portrait, so we can get a general
idea of how you look, in the box below ..

carefully save this ansi in the form XX-ECL.APP, where XX would be your two
letter abbreviation and send it to the eclipse world headquarters, fall from
grace, 1-616-791-7571 ..