BOIL YOUR MISERY DOWN ON ME Ú:: : EXAR KUN PRESENTS HIS THIRD LOGO COLLY FOR BLADE : ::¿ | | ÀÙ+--´ Once again its time for another blade pack, and alas, Ã--+ÀÙ | another collection of stellar logos from everyones | ³ least favorite guy, EXAR KUN. ( like they are that good, ³ ³ ego mode shall now be disengaged ) Anyways my hard drive ³ ³ got formatted so i lost 8 of my first asciis this month, ³ ³ my board, and my request list. So im still a little mad ³ ³ about it. So if anyone would like to do a trade or make ³ ³ a request, KOONDOG@IX.NETCOM.COM is the place to do it. ³ `-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ+ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ--+Ä' +-------- - now ill greet some people who i like to annony : mindcrime, kiwi, toth, splatt, rai, atomeka, grimjack everlast, pariah, belial, TORGO, magnatop, blah blah .. and all my other fellow bladesters - --------+ +-- - ANTI SCENE - --+ _ _______ . _ _________________/ /' : _ ____ _/ ___ / / /____|_______________________________ _ /__ /___ _ ____/__ __ /_ \_ | __/ / / / \\ . SUNSET PARK | : ::|_ \_______ _ /___/ /___: _ __|:: : ek/_____// /______// |______________________________/ :--+- - . . :___.---. . :___.---. +--------- - | _ __ |_ _ :____ ------- | _ __ |_ _ ____________ - -------+ ::::::: : |___ |___|___| |_________|___ |___|___________ __| :::::: +-------- - ----. __ | __ __ _----. _ _ _____|_| | - --------+ _ | | || ' || | || | | | |_ | | _ |______ `--ú____|`--ú____||___: |`--ú____|`--ú____| `--.___| ______| ___| _ ___ : : `---' : : ___ _ |____ ::: 1 . . . . 1 ::: :::::::::: : :: ,' .úüø"øüú. .úüø"øüú. ', :: : ::::::::::: _______________ ,; : s : : s : ;, _______________ / :. : : :: ' : : ` :: : : .: \ \ : : `øüú.úüø' `øüú.úüø' : : / \_______.-----' : : `-----._______/ _ ______________`;. .;`______________ _ / _ _____// `, `øüú.úüø' ,' \\_____ _ \ - --+ / / . `" _ _ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _ "' \ \ +-- - __ __/ / :_____.----. (_____ _ _ ____ _________ \ \__ __ \ //________/ | _ ____ |_ _ ____ _ _ __) | /_____ \________\\ / \_______\ | | _|___________________| / / /______/ ____________ _ _____ ______| ___ __ _ __ ___ ___ /__ _ _____________ | | | | || |____| |\ /_ `--ú____| `--ú____|`--ú___|ek `--ú__|/ / : //_____// - ------------+ . SUNSET PARK _ _______ . _ _________________/ /' : _ ____ _/ ___ / / /____|_______________________________ _ /__ /___ _ ____/__ __ /_ \_ | __/ / / / \\ . MESS | : ::|_ \_______ _ /___/ /___: _ __|:: : ek/_____// /______// |______________________________/ :--+- - __ ________ __ _______ _ ________________________________/ /____/ / {--//____ _____ _ ____ /__ / //--} / \___/ \| _______|____ /___/|____ /___/ ./ | _ __ _ _ ___ _ / \_/ / \ . \\_____| /______ _ /______ _ \_____ _ \ . : |______ _ _______|ek |_ _____\ |_ _____\ : | | | mESS // bLADE mEMBER | `------.____________________________________.------' _ _______ . _ _________________/ /' : _ ____ _/ ___ / / /____|_______________________________ _ /__ /___ _ ____/__ __ /_ \_ | __/ / / / \\ . ASCENT | : ::|_ \_______ _ /___/ /___: _ __|:: : ek/_____// /______// |______________________________/ :--+- - ____________________________ _ ___ ___ _ _ ____ ________ | | ___________________ __ _ /________________________________________________ \___ ____ /___ _ /___ __ /___ _ ___ /___ __ /____ __ _ _/ __/ | __/______ |____/ |____/ ______/ | __/ |____| \___ _ \___ _ | \___ _ | \___ _ \___ _ | \___ _ | |_______ _ |________ _ |_______ _ |_______ _ |______| _ _/_____| | :_____| :_____| l_____| :_____| |_____| | | ::::::: (--- - ASCENT - WE ROCK LIKE MOM |_________________________| _ _______ . _ _________________/ /' : _ ____ _/ ___ / / /____|_______________________________ _ /__ /___ _ ____/__ __ /_ \_ | __/ / / / \\ . MEAN SEASON | : ::|_ \_______ _ /___/ /___: _ __|:: : ek/_____// /______// |______________________________/ :--+- - _ ____________/\______/\ _______/\_________ ________ _ __ __/ ___ /__/ ___ /_ __ \ _________________________ | /__ / / /__ ____/__ / ___/ / / | | /___/___/ /_____ _ /_____ _ /____/ / | : /____/ /____/ /____/ /____/ : : : ` MEAN SEASON // m34n 5345On <--- ereet // its run by gimpjack of ' . er grimjack of BLADE // you should call to, because it has files . : and message bases and we even added fidOnet, we r0x0r .. : : : | _ _________/\_____/\______/\ ________/\_______/\________ | | ekBLADE _/____ .___/ _____/ ___ /_/___ .___/ ___ __/ __ \ | `--------+ /__ / /__ / /__ / /__ / /__ / /__ / / +-----' /____ _ /______/_____ _ /____ _ /____ _ /____/ / /____/ /____/ /____/ /____/ /____/ _ _______ . _ _________________/ /' : _ ____ _/ ___ / / /____|_______________________________ _ /__ /___ _ ____/__ __ /_ \_ | __/ / / / \\ . MESS | : ::|_ \_______ _ /___/ /___: _ __|:: : ek/_____// /______// |______________________________/ :--+- - _______________________________________________ :_____ ______ ___ _/ _ ___/ _ ___: __/ \___/ __| ______|___ \___|____ \___|__ \__ _ : \__ _ \__ _ \ \__ _ \ ___/ ,- |_____l _/_____ _ |_____ _ |_____ _ | -----------------------------, | |____| /_____| /_____| /_____|ek¿ | | | | | | | | | |_____________ __ --+ P U N K R A W K +-- __ _____________________| ||______________________________________|| _ _______ . _ _________________/ /' : _ ____ _/ ___ / / /____|_______________________________ _ /__ /___ _ ____/__ __ /_ \_ | __/ / / / \\ . HYSTERIA DIZ | : ::|_ \_______ _ /___/ /___: _ __|:: : ek/_____// /______// |______________________________/ :--+- - -+ mOD nAME :: bY mODDER nAME +- _______ ___________________ _ _\_ |____|_ /_ |_ _ :|___ __ _/___ /____/ /____|: | / | / /_ | |____/ |_____ _ |____| ((======/_____|===/_____|========)) hYSTERIA // rELEASED XX/XX/XX ((===============================)) _ _______ . _ _________________/ /' : _ ____ _/ ___ / / /____|_______________________________ _ /__ /___ _ ____/__ __ /_ \_ | __/ / / / \\ . DIVINE COMEDY | : ::|_ \_______ _ /___/ /___: _ __|:: : ek/_____// /______// |______________________________/ :--+- - _ _________ /__ _ |__ _ | _ _______ _ ______. : --< divine comedy >-- ________ _ |____/____/ __| :___________________ \___ ___ __| / / /: \_ ___ _| _ ____/__ +----- - _// | \__ \ \ \_ | | \_ | / - -----+ : ::::: :|______ _ |____\_____ _ | | |____|____ _ __ _ ::::: : +----- - |____| |_____| |____|ek |___/ - -----+ : ' _ _______ . _ _________________/ /' : _ ____ _/ ___ / / /____|_______________________________ _ /__ /___ _ ____/__ __ /_ \_ | __/ / / / \\ . READ THIS PART -. | : ::|_ \_______ _ /___/ /___: .---' _ __|:: : ek/_____// /______// |______________ | _____________/ :--+- - | | \|/ ::: : [[ THIS ASCII IS DEDICATED TO _ _____ TOURIAN OF BLADE ]] : : _ ________________ _ ________ /___/__ _ _ _______ / _ __ _ ___/_______/ /________________________________ _ /__ ek /____/ /__ ___ /__ / /__ __ /_ /___ ___ /___ ___ /__ ((---- / __/ / __/ / / /____/ __/ / _ __/ / __/ - //____ _ /_____ _ //_____ _ _/____/ //_____/_____ _ //____/ // ((------ /____/ -- /____/ -- /____/ ------------------ /____/ -- /_____/ ---- Ok .. im going to say a little something right now, seeing as this whole ordeal has gotten to me. TOURIAN, a blade vga guy, recently died of heart failure when he was only 21. I did not have the chance to meet tourian, as his life was suspended so suddenly. I am not real good at handling this death thing, but I feel that I owe it to tourian as a fellow blade member to write this little ditty and do an ascii. Humans' lives are often taken for no reason, and this is no exception. Tourian was 21, he had hardly a chance to discover life, when he was taken from this world. He may not have been the most well known of all the artists in the scene, but he was still one of our peers. There is no way anyone can say they don't care that he died, how would you feel if your best friend died? I would like to give a huge shout out to tourian's friends and family, i know how it feels to lose a friend. And to tourian, you will never be forgotten by the blade members, both the ones you knew and the ones who didn't get the chance to meet you. - exar kun :: blAde .. ------------+ -----: HALT!@#$!%#@ :----- +------------------ AFTER THE SERIOUS PART ABOVE, HERES A LOG OF BLADE'S WACKY BOT Y0DA-ONE. < note, irc captures are a tad trendy, but i felt something was needed to lighten the mood again > ------------+ -----: ugh .. :----- +------------------ c'mon lfn_blAde, rock my command strings.. lfn: i get them from these two hacker kids at school exar: cause if I end up pocketing one... you know. I'd love that sheeeit. * lfn_blAde smacks y0da-one. "Help you I can, yes!" harhar y0da: gimme free lubbin' ? just /dcc chat with him ;) exar- you betcha! ugh product #1 dont run on my puter HAHA y0da: im taking off my boxers as we speak big daddy ooh, you're causing my command interpreters to tingles exar: this is like making a bet with a little kid. You know you can't take his money cause you ARE going to win the bet... MY MOUSE IS JACKING OFF .. WHAT THE FUCK? won't anyone /dcc chat y0da-one? y0da: ill fulfil your desires y0da: accept the damn chat, and MAYBE I WILL. * exar- says : y0da-one wont accept my big hard dcc chat exar: "I am your worse nightmare, with special effects and a little touching up..." heh :) * lfn_blAde nods... me neither Don't I auto-op you when you come in the channel? y0da: SHADUP. y0da: you havent been auto opping me .. is our relationship coming to an end? -> *y0da-one* hello y0da - accept my dcc chat! y0da: add me to your auto oppers list I'm afraid it's all mindcrime's fault. He won't put you in my "sexy" list :( so I can't auto-op/recognize you! mindcrime is mad because im going out with edicus and i wouldnt agree to have a purely sexual relationship with him on the side I can still have a little fun with you, though! don't you like me anymore? y0da: i think i lub you. no really. y0da: i was looking at zero day eggdrop porn tell me more, you're rocking my matrixes! drksaviOr - exar is my one and only love! you are one fucked up bot! drk: me and y0da do sexual videos if you would like to purchase one what's up with this bot?! like our latest one, "position impossible" dj: cant you accept true love like me and y0da? y0da: dont forget " backdoor bonanza " our next one is called "a cock and a hard place" umm .. not between bot / human ;) dj: but he feels so hard dj: care for a three some? exar: how much? um m .. no way ;) i i'm not that kinda guy just spoil all our fun, why don't you? so hon, what were you thinking of? drk: 25.95 + 3.00 shipping y0da: sorry, it wont happen again, please dont leave me i'll only pay 30 dollers for a video, even tho if fullfils all my sexual fantasies, i must draw the line somewhere! dark - i'll give you a tape on the house for being so polite muahha =) I was talking to DJ - he wouldn't join in the fun. y0da: if you start giving away our tapes again we will never be able to support our love child b0bafett forget that fool, he's always arguing with me about who gets ops and not. you're one weird bot. who's controlling you? b0bafett ran off with SOLOMON of #MORMON again .. on a vacation in #FRANCE y0da: why thank you, y0da! just for that ill give you 25% off you next purcahse at my small business: MAdam Chings pAlace of pLEAsure! that horrible botchild. what will we do with him? drk - wonderful! let me know when you open up :) who's controlling you?! we should make him stay in #amish for punishment again, last time he just raped the bots though :( I can control myself, thank you. y0da: Will do - i'll inform everyone =) make him spend time with IRCops, that should do it. *** exar- changes topic to "[blade] y0da-one :: the bot every group wants [blade]" heh :) the zoo is an awesome place to pick up dates, monkeys dont know how to say no why thankyou, exar. you're the lover i always wanted! ha! he's cheating on you, y0da! exar! are .. are you serious? *** y0da-one has quit IRC (ircd.texas.net irc.ionet.net) now look at what you did! Y0DA MY LOVE!@#? where did you go dj: you and your jealousy who controls yoda? *** y0da-one (shhh@www.newdomain.com) has joined #blade *** irc.ionet.net sets mode: +o y0da-one *smooch* y0da it was nothing of the sort. i was just trying to protect y0da from getting hurt! dj: you just want yoda for yourself.. its not going to happen! toth!@# she's ignoring you! ha.. you know she loves me. y0da? is it over between us? *** dj_bender (dj_bender@ppp-abe-308.fast.net) has left #blade toth: oohh .. get it for me :) *** y0da_one (dj_bender@ppp-abe-308.fast.net) has joined #blade *smooch* y0da I'm afraid so! *** y0da_one is now known as dj_bender y0da: IT CANT BE OVER .. YOU STILL NEED TO MEET MY PARENTS ill try :) *** dj_bender was kicked by exar- (y0da you are not) *** dj_bender (dj_bender@ppp-abe-308.fast.net) has joined #blade heh :) who runs y0da? *** y0da-one sets mode: -oo exar- ^zion^ y0da hates you! y0da: NO .. OP ME AND I WILL FUCK YOU FOR FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT y0da: cum on honey op me first! -> *y0da-one* y0da *sniff* this sucks :( i think she's mad at us for fighting over her ;( *** y0da-one sets mode: +o dj_bender dj: ill challenge you to a dual, its the mature way to settle things *** y0da-one sets mode: +o exar- I'll take you back honey, but you have to promise to be good to me! y0da: ill satisfy you every night sugar daddy *** dj_bender sets mode: -o exar- the dual's over, i win *** dj_bender was kicked by y0da-one (requested) *** dj_bender (dj_bender@ppp-abe-308.fast.net) has joined #blade I don't think so. dj: no y0da is my knight in shining armor .. he rescued me I'm a girl! y0da is my knight in shining armor .. she rescued me *** dj_bender is now known as m_bender That's better, sweety! *** m_bender is now known as dj_bender y0da: no problem .. how bout we go take a little nap *hint, hint* [dj_bender] dj_bender / blade - acid/house/rave tracker guy!#@%*/#*~/$_ *** y0da-one sets mode: +o dj_bender that's better! y0da - who created you? *** dj_bender sets mode: +o exar- y0da: thank ya sweet thang hrm.. nething happenin 2night? I OPPED YOU! HMMPH! y0da! OH y0da!! * dj_bender will brb *** dj_bender has quit IRC (Leaving) *** dj_bender (dj_bender@ppp-abe-308.fast.net) has joined #blade y0da is gone :( cum back op me! she's in a real mood tonight dj: you would be moody too if i suckled your breasts for hours on end [dj_bender] dj_bender / blade - acid/house/rave tracker guy!#@%*/#*~/$_ I think she's lagged *** y0da-one sets mode: +o dj_bender I love you exar! Do me now! whoa, well that came out of nowhere! :) *** dj_bender was kicked by y0da-one (yeah, whatever!) *** dj_bender (dj_bender@ppp-abe-308.fast.net) has joined #blade *** la`fORge (lancelot@bbs.netcruisers.com) has left #blade * exar- pulls off his shirt and boxers .. walks over and begins to nibble y0das neck ack! stop it! y0da-one smiles, and licks her command prompt *** y0da-one sets mode: +o dj_bender thankyew! *** exar- changes topic to "[blade] BLADE NIGHTS :: 21+ ONLY [blade]" *** dj_bender changes topic to "It's night, and #blade transforms into .... #hotsluts!" * exar- inserts his 3.5 inch " hard disk " into y0das pink disk drive oh exar! i love you honey and I'd like to continue this but I must go for now! I must go! Love you always - y0da what about me? don't you love me? no. g'bye I LOVE YOU Y0DA .. UNTIL WE MATE AGAIN =) ------------+ -----: HALT!@#$!%#@ :----- +------------------ NOW BACK TO THE REGULAR SCHEDULED ASCII COLLECTION. ------------+ -----: ugh .. :----- +------------------ _ _______ . _ _________________/ /' : _ ____ _/ ___ / / /____|_______________________________ _ /__ /___ _ ____/__ __ /_ \_ | __/ / / / \\ . BEYOND THE HORIZON | : ::|_ \_______ _ /___/ /___: _ __|:: : ek/_____// /______// |______________________________/ :--+- - _________ ________ _____| ___ ___ | ___| |___ |_____ ________________________________________________ _ _| |_____ ____ __ |_ _ ___ ___ |_ | | ___ | | _/ | | |ek `----.____; |`----:____; ------------------------------------------------ : _ _______ . _ _________________/ /' : _ ____ _/ ___ / / /____|_______________________________ _ /__ /___ _ ____/__ __ /_ \_ | __/ / / / \\ . BEYOND THE HORIZON | : ::|_ \_______ _ /___/ /___: _ __|:: : ek/_____// /______// |______________________________/ :--+- - _ __________ ______________ _ \\____ | ___\ |___ | _ _________________________________________ _ __/ |_____ ____ |_______ ::::|__ ___ |__ |__ __ __/:::: / | __/ _/ | \ ek|_____ _ |____ |_____| __| ______________________________________ __ _ |______| |___| |_____| _ _______ . _ _________________/ /' : _ ____ _/ ___ / / /____|_______________________________ _ /__ /___ _ ____/__ __ /_ \_ | __/ / / / \\ . MESS | : ::|_ \_______ _ /___/ /___: _ __|:: : ek/_____// /______// |______________________________/ :--+- - . . . . _ ____: :_______ :_______ _ :_______ _ / _|___ _____| /___|_ /____|_ / / \_/ \/ _ _______/___ /___/___ /___/ ,--+ / | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ +-----------------------. | /______| \______ \______ \______ \ m E S S O Z O I D | | ek|______\ |_____\ |_____\ |______\\ --- -+ +- -- ---:: : | | | blurp .. exar kun ( thats me! ) runs it. | | :________ | | _ ________ _ _ _____________ _ | / | : ::---- -- --+ +---- - - \ |____ _____| /_____/_____| / | | 616 - 000 - 0000 +- \\___ _ /__/ ____ __// \/ ____ __// -+ | `-------------------------+ / / \ | \/ \ | \ +----' / _______\______ \____ _ \______ \ /______| |_____\ |____\ |_____\ _ _______ . _ _________________/ /' : _ ____ _/ ___ / / /____|_______________________________ _ /__ /___ _ ____/__ __ /_ \_ | __/ / / / \\ . MILLENIUM | : ::|_ \_______ _ /___/ /___: _ __|:: : ek/_____// /______// |______________________________/ :--+- - - --+ +-- --- . +--- - - | -- - - -- -+ ______ : .. . _ ____________________/ / ________________ <---+ \\_____ ____/ _ ___ /__/_______ _____// +---> +-- - - _ _____/ /___\ ____ _ ³ _____ _ /___\ \_____ _ +-- -+ : \___ _ ³ \/ ³ \_/ ³ _ ____/ : :_ _ : /______³ \______³ \_______³ \ __ _ _ : :_______\ :_______/ :________\ ((ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä- - . - -Ä---ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ)) _ _________________ _ ____:_ _ MILLENIUM >> | __________________ _ _____________ __ ___|___ _ ____ ___: ____________ | : | : ::|.. . . . ..|:: : _ _ | . . . | |___________________________________________:____________| >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NOTHING PAST THIS LINE <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<SAUCE00logos? my god! exar kun blade productions 199611 1#k