NOTE: SEE THE BOTTOM OF THIS FILE FOR INFO O
N THIS BLADE EPIC RELEASE.

sc!

ruined by kiw

-#@!the edge is published monthly as
an ▀▀▀▀ mational text on bla
de productions$

-        the edge - the blade informational textfile -
volume 3 / issue 5

let's kill stuff  -   -- --─-

woho! it's the edgiepoo issue number something for
june's pack o' fun and
excitement.. yes, it's that late... see that fontie thinger
up there? that
WAS a very cool logo by sub-c which was KILLED by me. why?
'cause mindcrime
told me to redo the format of the Edge this month- "this mo
nth is a rebuil-
ding month. basically, we are saving all the huge-ie-o nif
ty pics for next
month, and there isn't much here. so, i'll let you have yo
ur kinky fun with
the info file, and make sure you change the Edge a bit. Ne
xt month i'm rev-
amping it and we need a transition issue." sooo, this is ju
st that. a bunch
of text to fill that void. whoop.

HAPPENINGS THIS MONTH -   ---  ---

-   omigod! the divider's are on PCP!!!

everybody got smashed and high and did insane amounts
of art- unfortanetly
mindcrime decided to hold it off until next month and wante
d to make this
pack a nothing pack. damn him.

Cylus (my favorite s3m musician) left blade to purs
ue a career in acid. he
will be sorely missed as Velcro Candy (an older toon by him
) just roxxed,
and he had excelled as being blade's music division head. g
ood luck.
Sodium, another musician and also an avid ansi talent, als
o headed off to
acid productions. again, best wishes.
\/ really?!\/ a music guy, actually.
we gained i think 3 new artists and a lit guy,
but i believe they aren't
gonna have any work in until next pack so we'll leave their
introductions
until then, when you can actualy see what they can do.
-,..^ there are two l's in "actually"..,
- Blade's web site is being fully redone
and redically rebuilt with Curious
Yellow as the head of this venture. (no, i don't know how t
o spell curio-
us and i will not look it up. but the guy is a nifty HTML a
nd java coder
soo you'll probably see the right spelling of his handle on
websites eve-
rywhere in the near future.) The new website is set
to include animations
and sounds coupled with a complete new suit of graphics pro
vided by the
entire blade cast.(you spelled curious right)

M A DEVIDER BAR------------------------

-^ it's "divider"
iRC is nifty. here is why!

> oh, i'm typing the blade info file this month-
> wanna be a guest writer?
<Dark1_666> for what....?
> for blade, for the blade pack. you know, the
infofile.. every group has one.. kinda like a
newsletter.
<Dark1_666> well, i'd rather not, seeing that id
seem lame (with no affils)
> it dosn't matter, just do it for the hell o'  it! =D
<Dark1_666> alright
> ok.. i believe i have this piece o
> ' shit prog set to log this all..
> just type away...
<Dark1_666> well, to be honest, i dont have the
energy to be creative right now
<Dark1_666> i'm VERY tired
> oh, just type shit about satan being cool,
alien staplers are spying on government
documents, etc.
> and sound happy about it. =D
<Dark1_666> do we really have to do this now?
Please daddy, but it hurts!
> aww, comeon, type interesting thingers!!! i'll
edit this later and make it look proffessional..
*editors note, no.*
. and daddy likes it rough, BITCH!!
> NOW SHUT AND FUCKING SUCK!!
> 'so you like it, eh?'
<Dark1_666> mggmmmm *slurp* aghhmmmm......ummhhhmm
m
> umm- OHHG!!! OMIGOD!! AHAHAHA-OH!
> oooohhh....
<Dark1_666> last try
> good boy. NOW TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!
<Dark1_666> yes, daddy
> come on, type nifty stories about the
girlscouts in your basement!! tell about your
years married to Ted Nugent!
<Dark1_666> please....i can't
<Dark1_666> i have to SLEEP!
> i don't think the piece o shit is logging it
anyways...
<Dark1_666> i only got about 5 hrs. last night
> damn prog..
<Dark1_666> "what a piece of junk!"
> i got 3.5 hrs last night, and a total of 16
this week...
<Dark1_666> damn....i have to get at least 9 a
night...
> hehe #blade, you will never find a more
wretched hive of scum and villany.
<Dark1_666> hahhahHAHAHAHHH!!!! exactly
> i've just been up 24/7 doing ansi.. THAT ansi..
that insanely large ansi i'll release next
month..
<Dark1_666> what about the shamini masterpiece?
> the shamini masterpiece? THAT IS the shamini
masterpiece. didn't you see her voluptous
nockers? they are like shamini skulls?!!
<Dark1_666> ohhh! i thought they were spawn
symbols!
> shamini the toaster boy, the coolest fucking
character never created..
> no, spawn is like... not shamini. =)
> i don't do comic rips.. that was ORIGINAL
BEOTCH!
<Dark1_666> let me look one more time
> i read books on muscle form and stared at
victorias secret for 4 days before i even did a
sketch on paper of that ansi...
> it's original.
<Dark1_666> you're right, they are sham skulls
> teeheee. =)
> i shoulda put more yellow shading on them so
you can tell... oh well..
<Dark1_666> well, i'm getting very drained......ca
n we call it quits tonight?
> yeah, that's coo'. =) call me tomarrow if you
can, i gotta let you know when i'll be in
town..
<Dark1_666> okay.....buh-bye
> cya later, masterbator.
<Dark1_666> after whyle, pedofyle!
> keeehehheee. alrighty. bi. =D

kiwi_blde quit irc:
(jesus is calling me, i have to kill my
"divider"
parents.)  |

NOTE: kiwi (me) was the "
>" and Night Shift was "Dark1_666".\|/

OT TO DO WITH DEV
IDERS=

This section left blank because it realy wan
ts to be blank, but just does-
n't know how to express itself.

EVIDER BARS CAN BE ELITE TOO!!!

-^ it's divider.. fucking get it right!
other things to note:

Enya is amazing music. go and buy it. all of it. and use i
t as a weapon
in an evil plot to take over the world involving thousands
of albanian mi-
dgets and a realy mother-loving big cookie.
^ there are two l's in "really"

Jesus loves you, but blade loves you more.
umm, cookie.

"Go hang a salami, i'm a lasagna hog" is th
e longest known palandrome to
make clear sense. nifty.

Actually, Kiwi, it's "Satan oscillate my metallic son
atas."You fucking liar

Quote of the week: "I grab it in both hands, and beat
it against my head."
-Matt quotes 'Cheech and Chong, Still Smokin'

Quote of last week: "He raped me with everything but
the kitchen sink! AND
THEN HE RAPED ME WITH THE KITCHEN SINK!"  aaaa
-Kiwi original, awh yeah.

Quote of the week before that: "Spank me i've been na
ughty."   -Zak Vassar

A Quote of the week a long while ago: "It's off to MEXICO,
and FREEDOM!
JOIN THE M.L.F.! Make all of Mexico a protectorate of MY H
OUSE! I'll be
king, no- SULTAN of MEXICO!"  -Kiwi, just before going to
charter hospital

Just some random quotation: "Beer is good food."
-Jerry Fish

I'm not wearing pants. be afraid.breakstuffkillthingsb
urnstuffpeeondumpsters
joinkiwi'sownnewsgroup:alt.binaries.pictur
es.erotica.kitchen.turkey_bastors.goa

-- ------  ---   -    ·i love deviders. --
-                 so do i, i just wish you wo
uld spell it right ^
THIS THE END. THERE IS NO TURNING BACK. EXCEP
T BY TURNING BACK. AND THAT
WOULD BE BAD. I DON'T KNOW WHY. BUT JUST TAKE IT O
N FAITH, THIS IS IT.

This issue of the EDGE
has been written by kiwi with th
e▓irc help of Night

Shift. It's now 5:11am
on 7-24-96, and kiwi has to get up at 7:00. So,
he'
ll stop typing now.
\/ no one is two words

noone should do abstract

, especialy me.

editing by mindcrime, because i'm evil.

okay, here's the deal. we've been pretty late with
our packs lately,
and it's bringing down group moral. so, in a feeble effort
to get back
on track, we decided to release this shit pack and save al
l this months
GOOD work for the next release, which will be August 3rd.
Get it? Good.
Blade isn't dead, fools. So suck my angst.

-mindcrime/blade!productions