10 Rules of ANSi 1.  Never praise a lit. artist in the company of ansi artists. 2.  Give Neurotic an inch, and he'll write a homepage about it. 3.  Never confront an art group organiser unarmed, especially one who goes on   about their tortured artistic soul. 4.  If you ever get the option to 'take-off and nuke the site from orbit',   say yes immediatly, regardless of the consequences. 5.  Given the chance to quote NiN to the masses, do so. 6.  Never bruise the ego of a musician, they tend to cap themselves too much. 7.  Edgar Alan Poe is not cool, no matter how you look at it. 8.  It doesn't matter how cool the ansi is, if they're a Homie, they don't   count. 9.  All organisations are encouraged to use terror tactics when endulging   in PR. 10. Radman's mummy should on no account be let into a group.