1. hist0ry!?!!   aec stands for artists elite crew. we are a group thats
dedicated to up and comming artists as well as artists that are well
established in the scene. Modding of renegade bbs software and impulse
will also qualify j0o to get in our group. The group was founded by
hellfire (hF!) and gandolf (gF er sumptin). we don't got that many
artists, gandolf is a coder so he coded the app but then i told him to
recode it cause i thought part was fucked up so now he's bitchin at me
cause he has to fix that! ahh well if doesn't do it before i wanna put
the pack out i might hafta use my shitty skills at c++ and fix it
myself.

2. Boards!??!   My board Auggie's basement will be up laster this summer
but until that fuckin bitch is up and runnin my 3133t ass konfig my
pal mr. winkley is gonna fill in with his board the pez phactory.
we could really use some memebers and some member boards.. ohh i fuckin
fergot to tell yah that KnightKrawlers board will be a distro but he's
one of those ops that is gonna keep his system fuckin closed. With full
i net and mass other shit i'm just gonna shut up and call.

3. Injuries!#%^  Yesterday when i was tryin to skate up tah my friends
house i saw a real cute bitch in sum short ass shorts so i was lookin
at how fly her ass was right, and then i fuckin wasn't paying attention
to the street i was fuckin glued wit my eyes on her ass, and her tits.
So i skated right over a goddamn sewer, the ones with the slits in em
and it fuckin hurt, i fell and fucked up my knee (looks bad a shit tho)
hit my ass real hard (good thing is big cuz dat wuz paddin) but luckly
i managed not to rack my balls or fuck up my board! And the fly ass
bitch came over an wuz like "are you ok? lemme help yah up!" and all
that shit a now i fuckin go wit her (my girl aka amy) and she give good
head! *IF ANY OF YOU DAMN FUCKERS (jack, matt, thomas, others) FUCKIN
SHOW HER THIS I *WILL* KILL YOU OR SEVERLY INJURE YOU!*

4. p3ace tah^#@%!  b3ats out tah all the fools in iRc, the 5i3 crew,
exulted, loi, judge dredd, burning chrome, creator, phobia, ewheat,
all da other groups, and tdu-jam cause you guys released the games that
i have been playin while i recover from fallin on my ass! ;>