Grandmothers Stupidity Ain't It Dandy. She thought he was a good boy, Braggin bout her grandson, He so smart, cute and charming, Man ain't she a fool. He's out smoking crack, And killing animals for fun, He raped a chick just for looking his way, And robbiing that store was just his way of saying hello. Granny's such a fool, He came for a visit, 2 days turned into 6 months, Granny's hip is almost healed from the toss down the stairs, Hell she may even eat again if she can get outta the bed. Killing Granny was just something he had to do.. Specially when the snakes started coming out of her hair.. Granny's dead and rotting.. I wonder if Granny likes him now?