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The iCE SENIOR STAFF would not comment. 11/95 - Cybernary is also known as claymOre, and under the name cla ymOre he is in Flatline. Why? Who knows. 11/95 - Cybernary has quit drawRING ansi and will now concentrate o n bettering his penis size by using one of those loVe pump things he bo ught from a porno mag. 11/95 - Argon returned from the dead, and is ready to continue his ansi SAGA. No word yet as to how he returned, but sources say he was nearl y damned to a life in a world where literature did not exist! ARG! 11/95 - Deeply Disturbed is actually Shihear Kallizad! Or is it th e other way around? 11/95 - Magnetic M draws a ferret, why? Who the hell knows. But he y, it was original! 11/95 - Ellis Dee has been found guilty of molesting a small fetal pig and has been sentenced by the National Fetal Pig Liberation Front t o 260 hours of community service cleaning brown stuff from highway rest  stop bath- rooms in the nude with a sponge shaped like a pickle. 11/95 - Syntax Error will have a new television show coming out in the 1996 tv schedule, the show, slated to air on ABC, has been slated to be  called Syntax Error, M.D. 10/95 - IRCUzi has been destroyed by the super team known as SAGAUz i, in a channel takeover war. At press time, SAGAUzi has taken ove r the main channels IRCUzi hangs out in, #kkk, #hemp, #bunker, and #ir cuzi. No word yet as to IRCUzi's response to getting there ass kicke d by a bunch of dO0dleb0yS! 10/95 - The areacode in which Cybernary lives in has lost its best board, and the southern portion of area code 804 has been pronounced d ead, dead, dead. No word yet as to when the official burial shall tak e place. 10/95 - Somms was recently killed in yet another tragic snowmobile accident in which himself, and Neurotic were killed by a blizzard that hit the area of California in which Somms lives in while Neurotic was vi siting. No word yet as to wether or not they got the pack completed, a s that was the reason Neurotic was visiting, it was a Legend staff mee ting. Word has it Beastie and RaDMaN were somehow involved, and that t hey drove to Ontario in a rented Porche in order to pick Neurotic up and take him to California to the meeting. Sources say ACiD sabotaged t he snow- mobile by placing a pickle in the exhaust pipe. Neurotic e scaped death by curling up into a ball, and rolling down the hill they w ere on. He escaped when rescuers mistakened him for Bono of U2, and ru shed him to the best hospital in Beverly Hills, if it wasen't for them,  he would have gone to a public hospital and would have had to have h is hands amputed, luckily Neurotic will be able to use TheDraw once agai n. Complaint Office Something I haven't been able to figure out for sometime now is  why a certain group(s) have artists in them that are listed under VGA, ye t the person only ever released ansi with that group! Why do they list them in VGA, and not under ANSI? WHY? I will tell you why, becasue the person apparent ly is most likely not that great at ansi, and they would rather him be listed under VGA so that when someone rags on them for having him for ansi they can say , "Hey he is not an ansi guy, he is a vga guy, he is just learning", or some tot taly stupid answer such as that. If the person is a VGA artist, then why does he not release VGA ? If he releases ansi, then why do they NOT list him under ANSI? It is the  simple fact of not wanting to look bad. It is the simple fact of covering up s omeone that sucks. It is the simple fact that it is just plain lame. Boot his  ass, or get him to actually do VGA! What If..... What if PRiMAL ENERGY, the most famous ansi ripper of all time,  was in the scene once again, active, in a group, under another alias. Wha t if that What if the above What If was one huge run-on sentence full  of commas? What if Chromatik was actually Lord Jazz's younger brother, and  LD! is just too ashamed to admit it? What if RaDMaN got a clue and quit devoting his entire life to Acid? We all know what would happen, Acid would die, oh boy--what a loss. What if Shihear Kallizad really didn't weigh 600 pounds? What if Legacy had never died? What if Valiant had never died? What if Gothic had never died? What if Nation had never died? What if Legend never dies? What if you see the connection in the above What If's? Unrelated Rants... Who the heck is Aura? and why the heck did Lord Jazz join them?  Is Aphid Twix automatically included in every new acid/ice brea koff group? (acid/ice/GOTHIC (breakoff)/ice/LEGEND (breakoff). I think the scene will eventually evolve around the World Wide Web, with ansi ads being created for websites, and bulletin boards dissapearing at a rapid pace. Good riddens, why call long distance when you can get on the web for the price of your inet provider? Raistlin and Elminster, both wizards, both dissapeared. Connect ion? You be the judge of that one. Electronic Magazines, why can't anyone make one that actually s tays around? Are you people going to let Eerie show you up by having the longest running Scene Emag? I hope not, because UnderGrown sucked, why the hell do you think he was able to put out 10 or so issues? Because it was the same shit over and over again. How come every genius that picks up a little (and I stress the word little) knowledge of HTML immediately creates his own web page creation studio? How come you are reading this right now? Just one word, WHY? Why do people constantly change their nicks in iRC? Why is it when you need to do something important on the internet, your provider goes down? Why is it people actually believe you when you tell them they can be a distro site for a group you are not even in? Why try Bud Dry? Various Informational Shiznits... Well as you can see, I was pretty damn lazy this month, I didn' t even take the time to shade my logo header. But hey, do I care? NO! Th is will just be an slightly colored ascii text file, jeah, thats it. Hope you e njoy(ed) it. I am opening it up to outside articles also, if you are interes ted in adding something to Cyber Data, then please do so. If you would li ke to do an ansi, or an article, or whatever, I will be more then happy to incl ude it in the text. I encourage you to do so, if you do not, I will rip your  arm off and beat you senseless with it. Why is this part darker then the rest? Cause I felt like  it. If you haden't already noticed, I am not all that involved with  drawing ansi these days, I dunno why. It is just a little boring to me now , although I still enjoy the scene (don't let my joking the scene make you think  differently because it is all in good fun), but I will get back into it soon en ough. Right now I am concentrating on webpage creation. I am apart of a presen ce provider called Arcane Online Design, along with Visigoth, that offers comme rcial web- page creation at a good price. Check out our page at: http://www.cris.com/~visigoth And thank you for your support, Cybernary [Saga SeЄor Staff] catch me on irc @ #ice, #saga, or #acid email me @ chancock@usa.pipeline.com The End. How can it be the end without greets? Alright then, Greets, Greets, Greets, Greets, and more Greet s. Blah Blah Blah. ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------ [eOf] <--- im 'leet But Wait! Theres More... [bOf2] <--- bOf takes Manhattan. And now... a nice evening at home with Deeply Disturbed and IRC. im gonna have to call that silly little corner store del ivery boy. ever hear of louies medical school for the physically ch allenged? im sure they would accept you.. but like when you apply,  walk with a limp. man does cybernary's ppp account sucks ellis: stick me in the memberlisting.. i wont join but i m like playing a joke deep: no heh im gonna be in as many memberlistings possible ellis: do it you half baked jewish potato deep: do a saga logo :) and you got a deal and put it in the pack :) fuck you and the whore you call your girlfriend there fr uity booty. deep: grateful dead got locked out of his computer, he won't have art this month;( he got caught smuggelin fireworkds aga in ;) grateful dead is one silly little snow back. ellis: hey.. listen up there swifty.. ill say what goes here ok!? if i say its 11:14 it damn well is 11:14 now shut your y ap before i have to flash you my nutsack. you get ops if your afro exceeds 2 feet in width somms has no time for the group.. hes tackleing a major weight problem with tony little. CYBER: This just in, deeply disturbed and shihear kalliz ad were spotted stealing children's candy this halloween. rumor has it, shihear wanted to prove to dd that he coul d ingest 100 tootsy pops in 5 minutes. ellis: listen stiff wad dady, im fucking with your shoes  here.  be back in 2 shakes of a goats balls wich coicidently is wear you approach a goat coincidently even   [eOferrrr wait, disclaimer time]  The information above may or may not be the views of the author, if  it is, it is, if it isn't, it isn't, and if anyone cares, then they care. It s all in fun, so take it as such, or maybe it is serious, maybe it isnt, may be it is, maybe you are in a delusion right now that you are actually reading  this, maybe you are, maybe you are not, maybe you are sleeping, who really give s a care???? 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