thismightbeart..youtellme. ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ þÛÛÛßßßßßßßßÛßßßßßßßßßßÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛÛÛþ ÞÛÛÛßßßßßßÛÛ±°ÛÛÛßÛÛÛ±°ÛÛÛßÛÛ±° ÛÛßÛÛÛÛÝ ÞÛÛÛ²°°ÛÛÛÛ²°°ÛÛÛÛÛ²°°ÛÛÛÛ²°°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛ±°ÛÛÛÛÛ±°ÛÛÛÛÛÛ±°ÛÛÛÛÜܱ°ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ þßß°ÛÛÛÛ°ß°ÛÛÛÛÛ°ß°ÛÛÛÛ°ß°ÛÛÛÛÛ°ßßþ ÜÝ°ÛÛÛ°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ°°ÛÛÛ°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ°ÞÜ ßÛ ÛÛÛ°²ÜÝ ÛÛÛÛÛ²þ ÛÛÛ°²Þ ÛÛÛÛÛ°²Ûß þÜÜÜÜÜÝþÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÝÜÜÜÜÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜþ ßÛÛÛß°ßßß°Ûßß°ÜÛßßßßßß ßßßß°ßßßßß°ßhp^qdp (Isuck) ::[04-95]::[InformationFile]::  oAprilFools'Month  Therereallyarealotoffoolsoutthere. TheytoldusthatVoyagerwascancelled. TheytoldusthatDarthVaderdied.. TheytoldusthatElvisisalive. Theytoldusthatourpackwouldrock. TheytoldusthatUnionwouldstaythesame. TheytoldusRelicwouldneverdie. TheytoldusthatNarcoleptwoulddorealart. Theylied..  So,inplaceofallofthese,wepresent.. TheQuad-PFinalPeriod. .  oSightings...  NotsinceafatArkansashousewifefirst spottedElvisinagrocerystorehassuch anamazingsightingbeenmade..  Yes,that'sright..Ebony,formeransiartist andformerlivingbeinghasbeensighted..  EitherEbony'sghost,orsomeoneproclaimingto bethealmightyEbz,hasbeensightedinthe followingplaces:  March22nd,1995:ModemLand/2 --Mysteriouscrop-onelinerappears.. --"Ilovebeingdead..--d34dc0n"  March30th,1995:SomewhereinNewBrunswick.. --EbonysightedloggingontoOpticIllusions, Quad-PCHQ,andcoolieboard. --Proclaimedtheamazedsysop,Illusionizer,  March31st,1995:Saskatoon,Saskatchewan,Canada. --EbonysightedloggingontoWaterDeep, a5-linePDboardinthe306.. --Whenpagedforchat,Ebonyonlyreplied, "No,man,I'md34d.."  April1st,1995:Astreetcorner. --Ebonysightedsellingmushroomstoschool children. --Policearrive,onlytofindadesertedpair ofNikeAirJordan'sandsomeemptytin-foil.  Wehavebecomeconcernedthattheseveresense oflossoverthedeathofEbonyhasmanifested itselfasmasshysteria,coupledwithdelusionary hallucinations.Weaskedourresidentparanormal expert,DoctorRoryTate(circleresearcherand PBCaddict)whathethoughtofthisrashof unexplainedphenomenon.  "Anunusuallyhighlevelofthorazineinthe drinkingwatersupplyhasprobablyjustcaused thoseindividualswhoarefeelingseveresymptoms ofdepressiontoexperiencethoughtsandfeelings, i.e.:hallucinations,thatwouldbringbacktheir partedfriend."--Dr.R.Tate  Wethinkpeoplearejustfucked..He'sdead..  But,ifthesightingscontinue,wewillinvestigate further..Please,ifyouseeEbony,emailusat sightings@aol.comorpas123@arts.usask.ca  oInandOut  Umm..well,Crisisjoinedandleft.. that'sit..  oModaldoesVGA!!!  Stoplaughing..Iactuallydidsomething.. Well,Itookscannedimagesandputwords onthem..JustcallmeFormic..  Well,thepicsareaKMFDMalbumcover andsomethingfromAkira..I*DID*dothe others,tho'..InPaintBrushforWindoze..  oWeneedArtists!  Seeingasthevastmajorityofusherein thePPPPlackanysemblanceofartistic talent,wearecurrentlyseekingto exploit..err,showthetalentsofnew up-and-comers..  Ifyou'dliketoapply,getapack,fill outtheappandsendittopas123@arts.usask.ca  oNewLook,NewAttitude,SameNetwork..  InourcontinuingendeavourtobetheFox Networkoftheartscene,wehavechanged thewaywedothings..We'lltakeANYONE.. We'llshowoffthese"syndicated"artists andtheirworkinfutureperiods.  Ourmusicdivision,thosetechno/industrial bastardshavebeensplitoffintotheirown Quad-Psubgroup,ModicumMusic.Theyproduced somuchworkthatwewouldhavehadtokeep selectivelychoosingindividualsongsfor releaseinthePeriodorhavea10megpack. LookfortheirmusicshortlyonModemLand/2or peace.wit.com/ibmpc/ansi/groups/quad-p/modicum   Peoplethatwanttobememberscanbecome Members,butwewillalsohaveaGuest sectioneachmonth..Oh,thisisthelast period..umm..ohwell..  Well,tobreakitdownonemoretime..  Founder | SeniorStaff /\ MembersGuests  IfweactuallyHADahierarchy,itwould looklikethat..Butwedon't..Modalshows offhisASCIItalentsonceagain..  oQuad-PAccounts  Youarenowabletosubmityour applications,submissions,or correspondencetotheQuad-Pgroupaccount onModemLand(tm)orHarvestMoon.  Username:Quad-P Password:Quad-P  Internet:  Modal-pas123@arts.usask.ca Hiro-rbg124@duke.usask.ca  oOhLookee..Modalrunsanftpsite..  peace.wit.com /misc/ansi/ /groups(uhh..like..umm..stuff) /incoming(putshithere) /mags(well,theyain'tgroups) /misc(justvariousshtuff)  pleaseforwardallcomments/suggestionstomodal athismentioned-way-too-oftenemailaddress:  pas123@arts.usask.ca  oXTCNet-Now25%Liver(mmm...)  XTCNet,thehomenetworkfortheQuad-Pis nowacceptingapplicationsfornewnodes. Soforallyoulamerswonderingwhytheapp asksyouhowoftenyoucanpoll,we're assumingthatyoumightbeinterestedin joiningXTCNet.  oMemberB'days...  Modal'ssister*MAY*haveababythismonth.. Ifshedoes,it'llbethekid'sbirthday.. Emailcongratulationstopas123@arts.usask.ca  oIllusionizerisNEWMemberCoordinator  Duetoobviousreasons,we'veappointedIllusionizer asthesoleMemberCoordinator,andwewillnot haveanyotherCoordinators(untilwefindone)..  oSpeakingofDeathandCoordinators...  SeeingasCrisisishistory,weneedanewCoordinator. Ifyouhavetoaskwhatthejobentails,don'tbother applying...  Butifyouhavedaskills..emailmodal...  that'spas123@arts.usask.ca(incaseyouforgot)..  ..dassitm0f0s..  SAUCE0004-95 Info File Quad-P [Quad-P] 199504036KPÓ