Me & My Mirror

                    Funny                Llat teef xis
                    Laid-back            Deriah-ysaerg
                    Jolly                Seye nevenu
                    Peaceful             Eson gib
                    Imaginative          Evahs a deen
                    Shy                  Gnihcuols
                    Clumsy               Derevoc-tiz
                    Boring               Taf

                    I think I need a new
                    Mirror; this one is
                    Distorting my image.

                    -- Paul Sherrard