maestro.. maestro.. he's sooo neat.. compared to
him you all stink like feet! =)=+= =+

pretty^^pretty colors ->    m a
e s t r o ' s    n a t i
o n    g r a p h i c
s    <- colors

greetings and salutations all you diagnosed
ansi-holics!

maestro  actually  drew!  maestro  actually

sed his long awaited  pack!! you are now witnessing

history in the making my  friend
s!  let's see,  i  guess
i'll start off by explaining t
he origin of this  pack so

eliminate any  confusion do to it's  release.

there  seems  to  be  somewhat  of a large misconcept

that anyone that draws an ansi is there
fore  involved in

nsi scene itself.  a scene is a sphere of  activity
which in the  ansi  scene's case,  consis
ts  largely  of
elitism, anti-individualism, egotism,  bashing,  ragg
ing
lying, childishness, and so much more that i no longer want any part of
and
pretty much made that clear in my goodbye letter. my friends, i have a
life.
so why  did i  release  this  pack?  hmm,  good  question.  well  let's
see,
i recently  decided  with  a  little  time  management, i would  be  ab
le to
occasionally produce an ansi here and there (small pics and  logos howe
ver).
now, as many of you know, i am an extremely busy individual. which of c
ourse
would explain  the oh so  complexed system i  have setup to  aid  my  h
ectic
schedule.. i draw when i want to.. =) and when i do, they'll be  going
into
my solo pack known as 'the nation extravaganza.' no more groups for me
kids.
well to all  of the diehard maestro  supporters out  there that enjoy m
y art
and find themselves captivated by my babbling, i  dedicate this  releas
e  to
you. enjoy the pack you walking prostrates!

maestro (na
tion'95)

features this month..

i actually drew you schmucks! What else do you want! =)

things to ponder.. death row and leave matrix feedback te
lling me the
t0T4l33 k-Ra|) mAN! n0W i aM k00L L1k3 eV3R330N3 eLZ3! el33tnEzz iZ gAY!
! bAH!
what makes your socks harden after wearing them for a few days?
why do farts sometimes not make a sound at all?
why the hell were my ansis in the union pack?

did you notice..

how lame all the mtv vj's are?
how much of a loser mca is? (try and get some sun man)

things you don't want to do..

put rubbing alcohol on your balls. Ugh.. I'll stop there..

frequently asked maestro questions..

is it true that you are god's gift to women?
is it true that not only are you an amazing ansi artist, but you also
can cook a mean burrito?
is it true that you are what some would call a 'god?'
is it true that you once killed a man by ripping out his prostrate wi
th
your toes?

elixir..

well, if you don't already know, death row has now changed  it's
name and
look. it is now called 'elixir' and has been totally  revamped  by  y
ours
truly. i won't hype it up that much (it's rad! it's the best board yo
u'll
ever call!) because you all know i'm sure how good it is. however, i
will
tell you that you should definately give it  a call,  because  withou
t  a
little elixir in your life, you will be seriously deprived.

cool ansi dudes..

godspeed.. the guy is totally cool, he let me borrow  his  i
nternet shell
account just for the hell  of it.  he's a  great  artist  with  alot
of
potential. i talk to him every now and then and find him  to be  a  v
ery
down to earth dude.
chromatik.. another cool guy. he did elixir some great ansis
and seems to
be a pretty friendly kid. his art just plain rocks so  check it  out
in
upcoming blade packs. incidently, his board  prayer is up, so  call
it!
eerie.. well contrary to some opinions i found on irc, eerie
seems to be
a pretty cool guy. as i'm sure alot of  you  have  noticed, his  art
is
more than exceptional (he did a neato elixir ansi so the kids got  to
be
cool! =) ). he's got a new group in which he is  prez called spastic.
so
check out the upcoming pack. his board is sarcastic toaster so do him
an
ansi or something (after you do elixir's of course =) ).
cardiac.. cardiac is  one  of  the  only  guys on  irc  that
is  actually
worth talking too. he's been around for quite some time now, and when
he
wants to he can dish out some pretty amazing  ansis  (maybe one day i
'll get an elixir ansi from him =) )
lord jazz.. now i'm sure  you all know  how  much  this guys
ansis  rock
butonethingifound    aboutlordjazzis
that he is also one of the  coolest  guys i have ever met while invol
ved
in the ansi scene. he's not hung up on an ego trip and is always will
ing
to help out. he's recently  decided to  leave the  art group  scene
and
start bleach. you definately should call  his board  huma,  it's  gre
at!

ok, that's all for now, if you weren't listed  that  doesn't mean you
're
not cool, this is just starting to get lame.. =)

element..

if you get a chance, download the element packet.  element is a n
ew  net
which me and sociopath have founded. we're going to keep it fairly sm
all
as far as bases go because too many times i see nets with  over 20 ba
ses
and only a few of them are active. however, we  have no limit as to
the
amount of boards that may join. we're looking for quality  boards  wh
ich
will generate quality posts. so join now!

something to think about..

wouldn't it be interesting if every artist decided to do what i a
m doing
and release on their own?  imagine  it, tons  of 'solo'  packs  float
ing
around everywhere. it would be  great! no  more spending an hour to d
l a
pack in which over %50 of the art is CRAP! =) ya see, this way, you c
ould
choose who's art you want to see, because each artist would have his
own
pack. if you're a big maestro fan, you could  just dl  my  pack. if
you
hate mca's art, you just wouldn't dl his pack. ya  see? wow,  i  feel
a
revolution coming on! (or a fit of hysterical laughter)

members..

currently, nation is solo.. which means, i am the only  member.
please
don't send me applications for memberships or sites. we'll have none
of
that here! hmm, after i thought about it for a sec i  decided it  wou
ld
be ok to have maybe a few.. so, welcome devil's sin to nat
ion as my one
and only courier!!!!! =) he'll like ul it to the  internet  and  stuf
f.
and if you run a cool board he might just ul it there too!

the maestro fan klub..

i am currently accepting members and boards for the maestro fan
club!
don't be a fool and miss out on this chance of a lifetime! join today

one more thing..

elixir is ran on sociopath's computer..

another thing..

i hear all these stupid groups bragging about how much fun they
have
and how much cooler they are than everyone else. too them i say  BAH!
THIS IS REAL FUN MY FRIENDS!!

eof