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   Due to an enthusiastic repsonse to last month's in
fo file, I (#28) am now
   in charge of writing this damn thing every month. 
So sit back and enjoy,
   as once again, I share my gift for info file writi
ng with the rest of the
   world. ps: In this month's info
file, you may notice an abundant use of the
   phrase "kick ass" in one form or another. This is 
because I've decided that
   other adjectives just aren't descriptive enough. 
pps: If you can email me
   with the number of times I use a form of "kick ass
" in this info file, I
   will personally arrange for bEdlAM to give you hea
d. <- seriously.

   news :

1. A few of those serious group-related 
kind of things happended with
mOp this month...which irritates me to an extent, becaus
e that means
I'll have to write something about them. Yeah, like you 
really care.
Anyways, I'll to be as brief as possible, so I can start
 goofing off.
This month, we gained some members, but also lost a few.
 Blenderhead
left us due to complications associated with dual-groupi
ng. That's
okay though, because we never actually got anything from
 him...Easy
come, easy go. Another not-so-tragic loss (if you could 
call it that)
was the "departure" of Ambassador Kosh. Actually, his tr
ick ass was   
removed. I wasn't really involved, but from what I'm tol
d, joining 
/´CiD gave him an ego. Anyway, it's a lo
ng story, and I don't really
 think anyone cares about it. In other news, we lost our
 beloved ascii
divsion this month. This isn't nearly as bad as it sound
s though:
Basically, I was on the phone with Maestro when we both 
realized that
mOp's entire ascii division (which consisted of me, Turt
le, and
Mr.Popeil) were all members of Maestro's ascii group, En
dow. And since
ascii had never been a really *huge* part of mOp, we (af
ter talking
with Bobtj and Tweed) decided to let the ascii division 
go. Of course,
since Turtle and I both release stuff other than ascii i
n the packs,
the only true loss was Mr.Popeil. However, since Mr. Pop
eil is cool,
he's still a member. He'll still hang out with us, it's 
just that
now, he has no applicable talent to offer us. :) Those w
ere the only
losses this month, so we're still kicking ass, or someth
ing like that.

1«. On a more positive note, Maestro joi
ned up with mOp this month. This
is just another testimony to mOp's coolness. We weren't 
recruiting
or begging or anything, he just joined because mOp is su
per-elite &
cool. Always remember that. It now appears that we will 
now kick even
more ass than before...however, you're gay.

2. We also gained a pair of non-artist m
embers this month. Their names
are Bosstone and Skatality, and they're our groupies. Ba
sically,
their job is, in theory, a lot like Psion's, except we w
on't tolerate
as much abuse projected towards them. One kid in the 708
 AC called
Bosstone a "dork" and he was never seen or heard from ag
ain. Also,
Skatality and Bosstone are always eager to peel the swea
t-soaked
t-shirt off a mOp artist's back, and savor its musty, ma
nly aroma.
Bosstone and Skatality are a lot like those skanky teena
ge whores who
wear too much makeup and hang around backstage with Tesl
a, Warrant,
and other such hair-bands; so...let's all extend a warm 
mOp welcome
to them, or something, because they're k-RAd
, and ELiTE...cool.

3. Saint Sinner has changed his handle t
o Misfit. That's why the
memberlist says "Misfit" instead of "Saint Sinner.
" Duh...cock.

4. Vital Chaos, our intrepid young coder
, *narrowly* escaped a serious,
tremendous, monumental ass kicking this month by making 
progress on
  mOp's official viewer, JiffyView 2000. I know we promi
sed it last    
  month, but hey, Vital Chaos is really Johnny Cochran, 
so he can get             away with lying a lot.
.btw, I confess, *I* killed Nicole. sorry.btw
5. Speaking of Vital Chaos, I think he q
uit this month. I'm not really
sure though, so... Anyways we're still on good terms wit
h him and all
that. Actually, I'm almost kind of glad to see him go - 
whenever I've
talked to him on the phone, he's always panting in a way
 that makes me
feel very uncomfortable...yet curious.

6. Haha, you read infofiles. Then again,
 I write them...then again, you
read black on black text. I win.
7. We at mOp have passed a new ordinance
 that calls for more abuse
projected towards our faithful mascot, Psion. So, if you
 see him on
a board or something, be sure to call him names, flame h
im, or
threaten his well being. Also, if he has the gaul to req
uest an ansi,
appropriate discipline ranges from ridicule to outright 
deletion. Last
but not least, if you catch Psion exhibiting any form of
 independent
thought, we are to be contacted immediately, so that we 
can promptly
deliver to him a severe ass kicking. Remember: We not on
ly offer you
our *consent* in treating him in cruel and inhumanely, w
e're outspoken
advocates of psIOn-abUSe.

8. Mike Camp is cool... for a strok
e, that is.

   acronym o' dA mONth :

the official mOp acronym for august comes to us from num
ber 28:
.. manipulate our papayas ..

   psIOn's pICks : Each m
onth, Psion, our mascot chooses his favorite things
from our pack. This month, he chose:

ansi: psion ran off and joined t
he
rip : circus, or got drafted or 
perhaps
vga : deported or something, so 
he's not around.

   closing notes :

Yeah, so, the pack was a bit late this month. :) Thanks 
for  
keeping the bitching down to a low roar though, we reall
y 
appreciate it. To be truthful, the fact that our last 3 
 °°ÜÜÜÜÜ 
packs have been released near or around the 1st of the 
ÜÛ²Û Û ÛÛÛÜ
month is purely coincidental. :)  By now, you probably  
  °Þ²ÛßÛÛÛÛÛß²²Ý
know that mOp isn't run like any other group around, & 
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because of this, it's not always easy to get organized..
 ßßßßßßß 
Plus, we're all lazy. Anyway, we'll try to release in 2 
or
       3 weeks to make up for it or something...yeah 
right, like that'll ever
happen.
   next month's pack :

       Thanks to my "special" connections and ove
rall savvy, I've arranged
       with the Unabomer to have his 35,000 word manifesto p
rinted in next
       month's infofile. After some coaxing, I convinced him
 to choose the 
  the mOp inf0 fIle  over Newsweek, Time,  Penthouse and
 USAToday, so
       look forward to reading it next month.
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