KiD DFT! The oficial

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"This be KiD DFT Here, Telling You The Newest in DFT.  First
Of All,  I'm The  New DFT Mascot  (Not that there was an old
One Or Anything).  I Was Born  In The  Area Code of 8o5,  In
Bakersfield, California. Ok, Enuf Of This `Gettting To Know'
Shiz,  Let Me Tell Ya' About The Pack.  It's Our Third Pack,
AndIf  You Didn't Know That,  Your Some Stoopid Shiz.  This
Month Is Da' Bomb!We Got Tons Of New Members (No Ansi Fools
Though),  And A Site In Belgium.  Let's Kick It  With Detail
Now!"

"Ok,  First Of All,  Our  Ansi Division  Is Kickin'!   XanaX
Did About 20 Ansi's For Us! That Fool Be Kickin'.  AlsoOur
Quality  Has Gone Up  Again!  We had an awesome month,  just
Need A  Coupla More  Doods! And  Death addeR  To Stop Being
Lazy!"

"In Our Rip (Not Ripped Fool!) Division,  SAi Tried His hand
At It, And Proved To Be Awesome! That's All I Can Say."

"This is da' Dopest,  Our  VGA Division!  First  of all,  we
Picked up  An  (at least  iCE Quality) Awesome  Dood  Named
Blazen1. This Fool Rips G (I mean he's cool fool, he doesn't
Rip  Rip =)  And  Also  Our  Awesomest  Ansi Artist,  XanaX,
Decided To Try VGA's and proved to be awesome!  Last but not
Least to our additions is Aphreak. This guy decided to start
Doing VGA's for Art groups, and decided DFT Was the place to
Be. We be Kickin' Fool!"

"Our  Ascii Division  is Dope Fool!  We Gained Airborn,  Bad
Sector,  And  Da' BoogeymanFrom Them Liking The Last  Pack,
Then Da' BoogeymanPicked Up Slave For Us. They Be Dope!  We
Also Let In XanaX Since He's Done Ascii In  Every Pack,  and
He's Also Da' Bomb! Check 'Em Out Fool!"

"In Our Lit Division We Got A Few New People. We Gain Ceryx,
Dark Shadow, and Shadow This Month,  But We Got Screwed.  We
Weren't Able  To Contact Dark Shadow  or Shadow in  Time For
Da' Pack, Death addeR Dropped Doing Lits, Monkey Boy  Is Da'
Bomb At Lits,  But His Hard Drive  Got Bombed,  So We Didn't
Get ANY Work From Them. Nightingale Changed Hard Drives, But
Managed To Do 3 Lits,  And Ceryx Joined  3  Days Before  da'
Pack, But Managed To Get 3 Also. Ok, 'Nuf With Dis Shiz."

"Lemme Tell Ya A Few Other Things.  In Our Coding dept.,  We
Gained Rollo, Slayer, And Dark Shadow 3 Days Before Da' Pack
So They Had No Time To Do Anything.  XanaX Tried His Hand At
An App And He's  (I think i sed dis???) Da' Bomb.  Also,  We
Picked Up A New Courier, Mardukk From Surge.Nuttin Else New
Here."

"`How Do I Apply For DFT' You May Ask Yerself. Unless You're
An Eediot,  Then You Should Be Able To Follow dis. Know What
I'm Say'n?!? First,   Fill Out An App  (Duh, Right?),  Then
Include 973,839, or at LEAST 3 Pieces Of You Work And Upload
The ??!DFT.APP To The WHQ. You Got That Freak?"

"We Have A New Net, Da' TRiPnet! To Apply To This,  Fill Out
An  App G,  Then  Upload  It To  DFT's WHQ.,  Which is  ALSO
TRiPnet WHQ."

"Well, I Guess I'll See You Foolz Around. Latez..."

-KiD DFT

Credits For People That Don't Deserve Them

DFT KiD(c) Created AND Drawn By:   XanaX of DFT
DFT KiD(c) Role (The Werds Fool) Played By:   Death addeR of DFT