pyramid power!

INTRODUCTION

To paraphrase J.R.R. Tolkien, you "must be careful
each time you
step out of your door, because your front walk is rea
lly a road, and
the road leads ever onward."  The voyage into the
Darker realms of
the art scene is really no different from this, as the fa
teful step
out our front door was made almost two years ago with the
release of
our first Collection.  Now the advent of summer brings th
e group
much rejuvenation, many new members, and many exciting ne
w projects.

Scheduled for release shortly in the coming weeks is
Vortex, Dark's
premiere music disk.  Moby, who has been overseei
ng the whole project,
can assert that this event is a 'must-hear' for those who
appreciate
fine music.  In the meantime, another feature attraction
for Internet
junkies includes the unveiling of the official Dark home-
page this
month.  Epitaph played an integral role in this e
ndeavour, which will,
among other things, allow Web-browsers to download any an
d all desired
Dark Collections and send Internet E-Mail to seniors.  In
addition to
this, we're all anxiously awaiting for the future release
of Dark's
revolutionary 'interactive pack', which is expect
ed to redefine the
way we all look at each month's Collection.

With all of that in mind, nothing is more certain than
the fact
that the incredible journey into the Dark side has only j
ust begun.

FILENAMES

The Dark files are still named as follows:

XXXXX-##.DRK

XXXXX represents five characters for artist name.
## is a hexadecimal
number representing the number of releases that artist ha
s made to date.
This file naming system is working out just fine for us a
nd hopefully
other groups may find this new method useful with getting
rid of the
multiple alias conflicts.

PIN THE TAIL ON THE ANSI

With the emergence of the concept of "technologizing" eve
ryday, simple
ideas, we've decided to take that old time party game, pi
n the tail on
the donkey, and give it a new twist.  INSTRUCTIONS:
Using very sharp
scissors, cut out the tail.  Get a pin or some tape, 3 or
4 friends,
and a blindfold.  Blindfold one person (or more, if you'r
e into that
kind of stuff.)  The blindfolded person gets to try to pi
n the tail on
the ANSI!

DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS ACTIVITY WITHOUT PARENTAL SUPERV
ISION

NEW MEMBERS

WELCOME!

After another excellent month, Dark has taken on four new
members:
Chemical Warfare, Neuropsychosis, Tri
be, and Xeryrus.  Tribe and Xeryru
s
will be drawing ANSI with us, while Neuropsychosis and Ch
emical Warfare
will be working in the music and communications divisions
, respectively.
We hope all will enjoy their time and contribute well whi
le in Dark.

MEMBERLIST

Note: Due to its archaic structure, the memberlis
t within the .NFO file
has been scrapped.  The memberlist is now independently c
ontained in
the MEM0795.NFO file.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW MEMBERLIST

(note: the multimedia viewer only works on V20 or
8086 machines.)

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO "WHA
T THE FUCK?!?"

"Shit, where'd that rat go?!?  It's vital to our AIDS res
earch!!!!"

DSLVO-0G.DRK  :)

What's the secret of Honey Comb's great taste?

Where is my TP for my bunghole?

"My god, if I didn't know better, I'd say little Johnny i
s walking on
the ceiling, dear.""No, we're upside down."<hurl>

"Don't worry honey, the rash will only spread to hair inf
ested areas."

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SITE LIST

Shadowdale416World HQRavage Bias
The Twisted Tower905Canadian HQElminster
Sanctuary305Southern HQTempus Thales
Harvest Moon216Central HQQu'Ran
Rebel Studios905Local SupportIncesticyde

Black Ice805Dist. SiteInertia
Dungeon 2808Dist. SiteSmooth
Eleutheria606Dist. SiteSoul Rebel
Ground Zero+972Dist. SiteSharp Edge
Mayo!604Dist. SitePrince of Death
Pantheon703Dist. SiteFarmicus
Project-X+972Dist. SiteNyc-Kid
Suicidal Shrimp514Dist. SiteRed Leader
Sushi Bar Z619Dist. SiteAsylum
The Heretic Asylum404Dist. SiteJello
Eternal Insanity908Dist. SiteMindcrime
Evil Intentions408Dist. SiteBetrayer

GREETINGS

Groups:  ACiD  ∙  iCE  ∙  Co
ntinuum  ∙  Undergrown  ∙  Anasthasia
Blade  ∙  Legend  ∙  Toon

Individuals:  Anselmo  ∙  Aphex Twin
∙  Argon  ∙  Bigboy
Lord Carnuss  ∙  Magnetic M  ∙
Nailz  ∙  Rad Man             Sinned Soul
∙  Smooth  ∙  Somms  ∙  Synt
ax Error             Tempus  ∙  (and all
the guys we forgot)

DEDICATION

This pack is dedicated  to
Forlorn Extender, RipTide,
Spaceman Spiff, and Tribal
Fish (NKA Rif-Raf.)

These  guys are all long-
time members who've  made
their return to the scene
this  summer.  It's great
to have you back!

Take a break.  Relax.  Turn off the lights, and enjoy the
Dark.

Xypher Matryx