The April 1994 Dark Collection

"a ha
Come on, now
luring the Traveler
Mighty Voyager
Curious, into the dark womb
The graves grinning
Indians of night
The eyes of night
Westward luring
into brothel, into the blood bath
into the Dream
The dark Dream of conquest
& Voyage
into night, Westward into Night"

- Jim Morrison

Welcome to yet another art package from Dark Illustrated.  For those
of you who don't know us, take a look at the artwork inside, it explains
everything itself.  For those of you who do, I'm sure you'll be pleased
to add this one to your collection.  If you've been keeping up on your
latest Dark news, you'll already know that we are now monthly.. yes,
twice as good as before!  Last month we had released our "Best of '94"
pack which had some astonishing artwork in it from the past year.
In this months' pack you'll notice some unique styles in art,
and you'll also notice that some of our newer artists are really showing
their stuff!  We may not have a overwhelming amount of music this pack
but that's just because most of the musicians are preparing for "Vortex",
a music disk you'll be seeing in the upcoming months.  So, once again
sit back, turn off the lights, and enjoy the Dark.

The Dark files are still named as follows:

XXXXX-##.DRK

XXXXX  represents five characters  for artist name.  ## is a hexadecimal
number representing the number of releases that artist has made to date.
This file naming system is working out just fine for us and hopefully
other groups may find this new method useful with getting rid of the
multiple alias conflicts.

Mean April Fool's Jokes

Some people just go a little toooo far when playing April Fool's
jokes on others.  We've surveyed some of these people and asked
them this question:  "What mean jokes have YOU played?"

"Well, one time I told my wife that the pet cat had almost got hit
by a car.  So I went out and drove over it, laughing and saying
April fools!"

"I cut my ex-husbands penis off for a joke... he did like that too
much and divorced me.  Now he's making pornos."

"I got a friend of mine to break this ice skaters knee caps so she
couldn't skate in the Olympics.  But guess what, some other bitch
got blamed for it!"

"One time on my radio show, I tricked the world to think aliens took
over the Earth!  It was a gas man!  Too bad I got in a lot of shit
for it."

∙ Legend

ANS = ANSI Dept         VGA = VGA Dept
MUS = Music Dept        COD = Coding Dept
LIT = Lit. Dept         COM = Communications Dept
SEN = Senior

Alias               │ S │ A │ S │ D │ T │ M │ N

Acidic Soap

Crow (Critical Perspective)
Cyber Wolfe
Desalvo (Forlorn Extender)

Green Hornet
Hannibal the Cannibal
Invincible Dawn

Mist of Death

Preying Menace

Ritual Slaying
Scimitar Wraith
Scrupulous

Silicon Graphics (Liquid Image)

Sudden Impact
Spaceman Spiff

The God-Fearing Athiest
The Hemp Hoodlum
The Immortal
The Retarded Warrior

Xypher Matryx

-────[ The Lighter Side ]────────────────────────────────────────────--

Things that make you say..
What the fuck?

"So what if I wear womens clothes and carry a purse.. you calling me a
transvestite?!"

"Hard day at the office dear?"  "Well yes! The aliens attacked my base,
I'm still researching aqua-plastics, and my fucking soldiers keep going
berserk!"

Little smoke demons sit on my shoulder, while the little crab demons
scurry in my pants.

"DAMIT! I paid good money for this Surpa Modem and I demand
some satisfac│æ▒┐z«Ñf╨▓▀£ NO CARRIER   Hello?  HELLO?!!!!"

Who the fuck drinks Snapple anyways?!

Name         │   A/C   │    Description     │        SysOp

The Lethal Aspect      905     Temporary World HQ     Xypher Matryx
Illusion Island        416       World HQ [Down]      Black Widow
Sanctuary              305         Southern HQ        Tempus Thales
Harvest Moon           216         Central HQ         Qu'Ran

Rebel Studios          905         Dist. Site         Incesticyde
Dungeon 2              808         Dist. Site         Smooth
Eleutheria             606         Dist. Site         Soul Rebel
Ground Zero           +972         Dist. Site         Sharp Edge
Pantheon               703         Dist. Site         Farmicus
Project-X             +972         Dist. Site         Nyc-Kid
Suicidal Shrimp        514         Dist. Site         Red Leader
Sushi Bar Z            619         Dist. Site         Asylum
The Heretic Asylum     404         Dist. Site         Jello
Eternal Insanity       908         Dist. Site         Mindcrime
Failure                800         Dist. Site         Village Idiot

The Evolution of Man .

Man 5.2 Billion years ago->   o    <-The amoeba stage

O ^
Man 2 Million years ago  ->  /│/│  <-The caveman stage

Man at Present day       ->   :)   <-We're no quite sure...

We're awfully sorry about
this folks, it seems this
chick has been popping up
every where in this pack.

It's quite apparent that
our members are a little
deprived of something this

DARK would like to say hello to the following people and groups:

GROUP GREETS

ACiD ∙ iCE
∙ CIA ∙ BLA ∙ CONTINUUM ∙
∙ ANASTHASIA ∙ BLADE ∙

INDIVIDUAL GREETS

∙ Somms ∙ Sinned Soul ∙
∙ Tempus ∙ RadMan ∙ Syntax Error ∙
∙ Corwin ∙ Chromatik ∙ Deeply Disturbed ∙
∙ Eerie ∙ Cybernary ∙ Argon ∙

(and all the guys we forgot)

This pack is dedicated to
The Green Hornet & Scrupulous

Thanks for pulling
the load when a lot of
us couldn't!

And let there be Dark......