+----------------------------------------------------------- -------------------+ .. . apAthy .. fOunder ; miSfit ... +----------------------------------------------------------- -------------------+l  $$$ $$$  l| .,ssS$$ $ $Sss,. .,ssS$$ $$Sss,. $$Sss,. s,. $$$ |: ,S$ı' $$$ $$$  `ı$S, ,S$ı' $$$ $ $$ `ı$S, $$$ `ı$S,  $$$ $$$ : :$$:  $$$ $$$ :$$: :$ $: $$$ $$$ :$$: $ $$ :$$: $$$ $$$ . $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$  $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$  $$$ . $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$  $$$ $$$ $$$ $ $$ $$$ $$$ : :$$, $$$ $$$ ;$$;  :$$, $$$ $$$ $$ $ $$$ :$$: $$$  :| ıSSs,.$$$ $$$.,sSSı  ıSSs,.$$$ $$$ $$$  $$$ ıSSs,.$$$ |l  `""ıS$$ $$Sı""' `""ıS$$  $$$ $$$ $$$  `""ıS$$ l+---------------- $$$ ------------------------------------ ---------- $$$ ------+  `"ıs, "apathy?! where'd they co me from?!" ,sı"' +-------------------- ` -------------------- ---------------------- ` -----------s irdeath 1. apathy! well, i know all you apathy groupies  out there have been piss- ing in your pants in hopes of another keen l'il pack, an d i, being one not to dissapoint our fans (yes, all 7 of them), here it  is. i'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for downloading this pack from somewhere (even though it took you like, what, less than  a minute) and taking a look at it. anyway.. this was an okay month. w e gained a few members, lost a few, had one guy join only to have me bo ot his ass out a few days later, and gained another site. so, without f urther fucking around, on to the goodies.. 1«. nivek ogre! seems like this section always has to do with your friend and mine, nivek ogre (a.k.a. b0rys, a.k.a. ed). well, no t to break his trend of almost constant handle changes, nivek is now kn own as lithium (and yeah, i think there was a lithium in the scene be fore, but who gives a fuck?). wewp.. 2. fresh meat! we've gained a couple new member s (read: targets) and i didn't even have to go after these guys.. they all appl ied! (wow).. anywho, first joining this month is a talented ascii ar tist by the name of reptile. dunno, what groups he was in be fore, but he's good so bewm, he's here. next is an ascii (and sometime ansi ) artist who goes by the handle of hooch. he used to go by eu phoria, he used to run emerge (yes, the group that apathy merged with befor e, go read the apathy01.zip info file). okay, let's see..fuck, runn ing a group is hard.. i hope i don't forget anyone. okay, well a nea to freak by the name of epidemic joined us this month. i lie d, i actually asked him to join :).. he's for the most part an ascii guy (he 's in endow i think) but he'll be doing ansi for us. lesee... anothe r /<-spiffy guy named ellis dee (rob to his mom :) hooked up  with us this month (and i'm such a fucking liar, i asked him to join too :) . he's sen- ior staff in saga, and he'll be doing some bitchin littl e logos for us apathy posers :). next there's spear, an asci i artist (damn, why do we have so many ascii artists? :) formerly of roc. an d, finally, we have our first non - u.s. citizen, that aussie chica  maeve wolf (tatharina on irc). she does ansi, and's a pretty darn neat person ta boot.. oh, wait. shit. i forgot someone. from blade w e welcome a swell ansi artist by the name of scribble. okay,  keen. i think that i got everyone. neato. welcome to all y'all. oops... joi ning at the last minute (almost literally) is that zany ice mofo mephitopeles. he did a really cool ansi for the pack (itochat!) and i welcome his azz too :)  3. new boards! well, we have an eastern  headquarters now. mindcrime's neato board alderAAn is now the official apathy  eastern dump site. keen, huh? btw, call the board (its in the 909 area cod e, which is like somewhere in new jersey, but don't hold that agains t it), it's really cool. also, hooch's board erebus is a m ember site. it used to be really popular when it had an 800 number, but now  its just a geeky bbs that runs pcboard (ack) . just kidding eric . well, we got a central hq now too, in harvest moon, ru n by that wacky guy qur'an (hope i spelled that right :). our new southern h eadquarters is ellis dee's neo nacho, and the new israeli hq is sharp edge's ground zer0. for new member boards, we got spear 's board the lamers retreat, and reptile tells me his board tu rmoil is going up soon. neat. also, like, lord jazz's board huma is the  new western apathy dump site. keen. 4. seeya! well as much as we don't like to see it, a member left. your friend and mine blenderhead left to pursue a f ull time career in porno photography (which he seems to enjoy). he's also i n saga, and he's not really into dual-grouping, so.. good luck toddl er. leaving with blendaz is his board mud. also, a guy named  white death joined our happy little family, but he started fighting with ew heat, so i booted him out (white death, not ewheat). see, apathy is  about fun, and i'm not gonna put up with members bitching with eac h other, so if you wanna join but you have a problem with one of the  other guys either keep it to yourself or go join GRiP/AD ;). now, w ith that un pleasantness behind us.. 4«. nads! my balls still hurt. i went to the doc tor, but all he did was tell me too look sideways and cough while he fondled my  testicles, and while i found it somewhat arousing, he didn't cur e me. maybe next month. 5. poO update! well, my board poO! still isn't up. i was hoping to put it up sometime this month, but due to getting hardly a ny hours at mcdonald's (yes, i sling hash at micky-d's), i dont' hav e enough $$ for a new computer (i'm running off my dad's right now). .. ahwell.. so until it goes up, sadistic temple is still the whq. 6. whatever! uh, yeah. this sucks. i'm trying t o concentrate on typing this, but at the same time i'm on a 3-way conversation  with ellis dee and stone amnesia, and they won't shut up :). nah, i n miscella- neous apathy news, i (misfit) am trying my hand at rip g raphics dis month, and although i suck, i'm releasing em :). also,  we decided to re-release some semi-old lithium pics, done back when he was in eden. he and i came to this decision cause the eden packs never got really wide distribution. uh, yeah. 7. top ten! well, these are the top ten reason s to join apathy, done in reverse numerical order to heighten the suspense :) . . 10. it makes your dick bigger. 9. get head from ewheat. 8. flying monkeys. 7. phone sex with stone amnesia's sister brooke. 6. because even WE kick GRiP's ass. 5. bleach is dead, so what other pack are you gonna get your art released in, huh? 4. misfit'll talk dirty to you. 3. because there's no 'i' in team. uhm, yeah. 2. kinky sexual favors from iridescent. 1. because if you don't we'll drive to you house and blu dgeon you. okay. wow. 8. the end! well thas about it. be sure to mast urbate to the pack on a regular basis. i know i will.  - misfit (apathy prez!) SAUCE00october '95 info file misfit apathy! 19951008ä&P€